n4rrate duelist
zekken initiators

back to both of their roles during their prime

shouldve picked up rossy when they had the chance

real roles:

tex - main duelist
demon1 - chamber (he used to play kj and cypher permanently in EG reserve so he could make the switch to full sentinel)
c0m - scan initiators
rossy - flex
kingg - smokes

regional matchup because riot loves rigging games

Steel and Hiko both drop 40

mada
Ethan
any cracked duelist player and make him role switch to smokes
Rossy
davaii (buy him out from prx for 1mill)

1000 pounds/$1200

he will make 100t great next year

everyone started using it when yay started to use it. hmmm .

Edit: actually nvm patitek also used it before yay

playing jett and just no brain running it down in ranked was fun for some reason on icebox

G2 no longer have my goat the real ice man ICY so they'll lose

aspas and leo are just the goats they havent had a specific best year imo

TenZ, yay, demon1, ???

The year they win: goated
next year after winning, new team/players: falloff
2 years after winning: worst stats of their career (demon1 this year)
3 years after winning: they switch roles and return back to glory (yay this year)
4 years: they retire (tenz rn)

aspas
cryo
jawgemo
derke
sayf on duelist
n4rrate in tier 2
... dont remember anyone else

inspire aces twice

nzr not mentioned

DId yall know the low taper fade meme is stilllllllllll massive

THE LOW TAPER FADE MEME IS STILL MASSIVEEEE

THE LOW TAPER FADE MEME IS STILL MASSIVE

1. fire every staff member in that org and every coach/player
2. sign ddk as manager and add Mikes as a coach
3. sign:
   • Rossy
   • stellar
   • skuba
   • sym
   • seven

and will finally not choke

wouldve been nice as many teams will start playing astra on omen maps such as haven but im not sure about ascent

A low taper fade could work for a ninja depending on the context and aesthetic goals, but there are some practical reasons why it might not be ideal:

1. Practical Concerns
   Camouflage: Ninjas traditionally relied on stealth, often operating at night. A low taper fade exposes more of the scalp, which might reflect light and make them more visible in low-light conditions.
   Protective Cushioning: Hair provides a natural layer of protection against elements like sun exposure, cold, and minor impacts. A low taper fade leaves parts of the scalp more exposed.
2. Cultural/Historical Accuracy
   Ninjas in historical Japan likely wore their hair in traditional styles like topknots (chonmage) or kept it practical for their disguises. A modern low taper fade wouldn’t align with historical ninja aesthetics.
3. Modern Ninja Aesthetic
   If "ninja" refers to someone embodying stealth, agility, and a mysterious persona in modern times, the haircut might depend on the context. A low taper fade could look clean and stylish but might not convey a "shadowy" or low-profile vibe.
   If the goal is practicality and stealth, a slightly longer or more uniform hairstyle might suit a ninja better. However, for a more contemporary, stylish ninja, the low taper fade could work if other elements (e.g., attire, behavior) compensate.

oh ok

he was like top 5 in shanghai and the best in seoul

huh?

1. Smoggy
2. Karon
3. kiNgg
4. mako
5. s0m

eeiu number 1

cant wait to see marved return to the stage #ICEMAN

1. prx - self explanatory
2. drx - mako
3. bleed - yay brings in alot of fire power and experience to the young roster
4. T1 - good
5. RRQ - monyet
6. TS - lots of experience
7. GenG - isnt texture some global esports reject or something
8. Talon - they got turtle troops governor
9. Zeta - dont know their team
10. GE - they are GE
11. DFM - who?

hoping to see yay play against the new nrg team consisting of 3 of his ex-teamates who should be expected to qualify to masters and champions.
maybe PRX wins a trophy this year? i see them qualifying to masters madrid

OXY
Rossy
v1c
mitch (igl)
moose

Coach:
Drewsparks, Mikes

zombs vs g2 (icebox)

in terms of everything

keznit was literally a higher rated player in champs

dont think i need to explain why demon1 is also lower

jawgemo was like the most mid player last year wasnt even the best on EG

1) aspas
2) mada
3) zekken
4) cryo
5) jawgemo
6) Demon1
7) Keznit
8) OXY
9) Silentz
10) sym
11) Dgzin
12) havoc

1) zekken
2) kiNgg
3) Verno
4) eeiu
5) N4RRATE
6) leaf
7) s0m
8) Cryocells
9) bang

n4rrate is much better he is so consistent with getting his lurk kills and also gets kills that other players wouldnt get bcus of his aim

zekken
verno
n4rrate
johnqt
s0m

coach: shahzam

erm actually

and that spectrum knife he used to use

if they dont play in the cursed room he will drop 30

Yay’s arrival at EG sparked immediate changes. His disciplined playstyle and methodical approach blended seamlessly with EG’s aggressive tactics, giving the team a new edge. During practice scrims, yay worked tirelessly, not just honing his own skills but also pushing his teammates to elevate their gameplay. He studied every strategy, every opponent, and dedicated himself to building a synergy with EG that would transform them from challengers into champions.

The moment of truth arrived at the next major tournament, where EG, with yay at the helm, faced off against some of the world’s top teams. The tournament saw intense matches, with yay consistently performing clutch plays that reminded everyone why he was once called El Diablo. But this time, it wasn’t just about individual brilliance. EG’s teamwork, bolstered by yay’s strategic inputs, was unmatched, and they powered their way through the bracket.

In the finals, they faced yay’s old rivals, a team that had once been his family but now stood as his obstacle. The games were brutal, a true test of both skill and willpower. In a nail-biting final round, with the scores tied and the championship on the line, yay found himself in a one-vs-two situation. Memories of past defeats and pressures from months of doubt weighed on him, but he steadied himself. Calmly, he outmaneuvered his opponents, landing the winning shots that crowned EG as champions.

The crowd erupted, and his teammates swarmed him in celebration. This wasn’t just a victory; it was a redemption story, a testament to yay’s resilience and dedication to his craft. As he held the trophy high, fans cheered not only for EG but for yay’s triumphant return. His journey to EG wasn’t just the next chapter of his career—it was a new beginning, a reminder that even in the world of Valorant, legends can rise again.

Zekken - duelist
Riens - initiator
CHICHOO - sentinel
Smoggy - controller
johnqt - flex/igl

coahes:
muggle
kaplan
potter
chet
mini
shahzam
drewsparks
sinatraa

not dephh?

they need jimmy

MxS:

• reduxx
• skuba
• brawk
• mitch
• oderus

TSM:

• Marved
• crashies
• Victor
• seven
• neT

M80:

• bcj
• nismo
• stellar
• bdog
• jakee

MxS:
oderus
skuba
reduxx
brawk
ardiis

it can also boost your immune system, Dont foget!

MIBR will give him peripherals and pay for his rent dw