Who

Kkkk.

i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.

When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.

I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.

I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walking
in my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.

Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.

Daiki, Bstrdd, Mimi, roxi and Alkyia

I would

10 Kills in 33 rounds

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

191cm 95kg

You would literally kneel before me and ask if you can clean my shoes you little shit

🤣

Sad

8*

cUm é foda KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

fartiis 🗿

Daiki.

Daiki

BO1? Fuck

"SHITGETSU"

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Navi 1-0

Suygetsu drops 20
Retardiis drops 11 (-2 K/D)

who is qw1 and why is he above aspas and derke?

😆

pprt, uma Final de mundial no estádio seria pica demais

they could have done it in a stadium, we have thousands in Brazil

140 ~ 150 I think

They could have done it in a bigger place, tickets ran out very quickly

Again

Essa conir joga muito

tbh I thought it would be a quick 26-0 for BBL, but Kru is playing very well

the best match so far

Vamos Kru!

Sabe mto

inevitable

damn

NA Talking About Tech Pauses

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Did you watch Champions?

Lie.

https://twitter.com/shaw_vlr/status/1729634005824270489?t=lsV1qnZ90BrTZSzljSU9aw&s=19

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If I speak...

edit: just wait tomorrow

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Why do you think our best IGL isn't even Brazilian?

Falou tudo irmão

they were so confident that I really thought they had a chance of winning this

Genuinamente decepcionado. Videoszinhos Hype, elas dizendo que estavam muitos confiantes, Furia dizendo que treinaram com elas e elas estavam sinistras e "Prontas para ganhar de qualquer time", Bstrdd farpando a G2 hoje e Muito mais, Tudo isso... pra isso?

Not SR ²

nt liquid

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Liquid só querendo trocar tiro toda hora...

Daiki.

🤨

Kingg is a good Flex, not a good IGL

Chadhak and FNS >>>>>>>>>>>>> Botster and Ange0

Xeppa
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Daiki 👑 🥰