hekzy
Flag: Greece
Registered: December 4, 2020
Last post: August 16, 2023 at 2:59 PM
Posts: 5763
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Unironically my thoughts on dazzLe

posted about 2 years ago

Just like sentinLs hasn't made the last two masters?

posted about 2 years ago

Fnatic wouldn't lose a round in this entire LCQ.

posted about 2 years ago

Well, I'm not wrong. I'm also pretty calm.

posted about 2 years ago

Difference between football fans and valo kids is that CL viewership doesn't plummet once Messi or Ronaldo is out. Everybody still watches the games. And it's because they care more about the game rather than some personalities behind it.

Also if you don't see the issue with people only tuning in to watch tenz, then you haven't been paying attention. Clout chasers like tenz/shahzam are bound to become washed bots. So they are bound to miss competitions. And those.competitions are bound to lose viewership. And then the game dies and you get 700k.finals.

posted about 2 years ago

Still a terrible NA pugteam at best

posted about 2 years ago

Very nice my friends. I see i see

posted about 2 years ago

Oh so you drugged him so hard he won't be feeling his guts. That's nasty, but if you want to win a bet, better his guts than yours, if you know what I mean ;)

posted about 2 years ago

That's very funny. In Greek Jogadoros is a gambler. But you can also call him a "player" (implying he "plays" games of chance ie gambling games). And it derived as actual player in Portuguese I guess.

Idk seems funny from a greek perspective. Looks like you call all your players gamblers.

posted about 2 years ago

Does jogadores mean gamblers?

posted about 2 years ago

Did you put something in his breakfast? How are you so sure?

posted about 2 years ago

My man. None of these players deserve to be watched. They're dogshit. Too bad their fanbase is full of silvers who enjoy watching their ranked-level coordination. Too bad valorant is filled with kids that put clout over skill. Too bad this is the reason Valorant's viewership is going down the shitter recently.

posted about 2 years ago

CIS, TR, MENA, EU vs Brazil, LAN, LAS
2.4m players vs 450k

posted about 2 years ago

It's nice to see shit takes get exposed like this. Such a shit take ..

posted about 2 years ago

Valorantle #10 2/8

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posted about 2 years ago

Dogshit ranked teams constantly throwing rounds.

posted about 2 years ago

That's depressing. I guess kids only want to watch their favourite batchest streamer and don't care about the game.

posted about 2 years ago

1) wrong. Take a stroll at tgrd match page and you'll see that they are the loudest and most delusional by far. 99% comments saying sen will win, whichever comment says otherwise gets doenvoted to hell, same here. But thank you for your voluntary blindness, sen fan.
2) That's even worse.
3) I'm chill. I release a lot of stress talking down on dumbasses who think sen deserve anything more thna costreaming the rest of LCQ

posted about 2 years ago

Shroud is dogshit wtf are you talking about

posted about 2 years ago

Blame

posted about 2 years ago

These two boring teams don't help either. Very slow, non-explosive and uncoordinated gameplsy. It's like watching a pug.

posted about 2 years ago

I can see all of these accounts being his.

posted about 2 years ago

Vitality:
-h1ber +twisten
-natank +zeek
Top1 EU

posted about 2 years ago

My man. Your region has washed 28yo streamers playing at your "Tier1".

If a dogshit plat team like sentinels can make NA LCQ and take maps off teams then you can only imagine vitality would shit on all of them.

posted about 2 years ago

Who the fk are these people? Where is raka?

posted about 2 years ago

Who the fk are you?

posted about 2 years ago

Tier5 tournament. Very nice.

posted about 2 years ago

They should do it like csgo. 16 team play-in. 16 team tournament. Single elim playoffs. Honestly the double elim seems kinda amateur (no actual sports run it)

posted about 2 years ago

I so want them to invite Sentinels just so they can get rawdogged by some random TR team and we can eternally laugh at them.

posted about 2 years ago

But to be fair. Much like CIS, 99% of turkish valorant players come from the European western part (or at least microasia which is also pretty much western civilization)

posted about 2 years ago

99%. I can only see Optic beating them. And if you disagree then you really haven't watched them this season. They're an EMEA top dog nowadays. Maybe not like top5 but deffo top10

posted about 2 years ago

I mean i doubt they would be able to even make it in VRL East. They are legit tier6 emea players.

posted about 2 years ago

Vitality unironically shits on all of NA

posted about 2 years ago

Call it the bandwagon detector.

posted about 2 years ago

I've never enjoyed picking on delusional children more than yesterday. Unironically feeds into my happiness.

posted about 2 years ago

Most sane SEN fan

posted about 2 years ago

Optic with ratzam would go 1-4 in in NA challengers group and then they'd all be costreaming Copenhagen together.

posted about 2 years ago

My post was distinctly referring to the massive copium. Copium is produced by delusion, retardation and general mental deficiencies. Which I assume 100% of SEN "fan"base is suffering from.

posted about 2 years ago

Fnatic hard clears this dogshit "team" 26-0 any day of the week. Don't talk shit garbage-team-admirer.

posted about 2 years ago

God damn you sen stans are so fucking tiresome. Can't wait for your garbage team to drop out.

Casters are also to blame here: i heard vansili calling tenz the "Mike Tyson" of valorant. Omegalul.

posted about 2 years ago

NA down really bad

posted about 2 years ago

The problem is he talks so much, screams so unecessarily and in the end, provides nothing but shit takes, garbage/inaccurate insight and just flat out stupid statements that actually make no senseand are just wrong.

posted about 2 years ago

I mean... With that logic just add xQc in place of dapr and tarik in place of zellsis. Who needs cpmpetitive integrity when you can make money by crashing/trolling tournaments.

The fact you adhere to this tells me you're very low elo. It actually hurt my eyes watching their match with how shit they play.

posted about 2 years ago

Make franchising to be in the bottom every season going 0-18.

Even if the make franchising they ain't keeping shroud. If they do keep shroud then it's just embarrassing as the highest level of competition in America will have actual washed bots competing omegalul

posted about 2 years ago

#10
It's also funny that you're both supposed to be native speakers and you can't understand simple English.

posted about 2 years ago

Yes, and as I am saying: this is a one time thing as this will be the last tournament where tarik gets to costream games with shroud in them. So what I meant essentially: "make as much money now because you won't be able to in the future".

posted about 2 years ago

Doug is the worst caster I've ever heard in my life. Only when he casts I actually watch tarik in the hope that he will be covering his inane screaming. He used to be the only caster I instantly muted the stream for.

Very typical of Rito to keep hiring such incapable people.

posted about 2 years ago

It's because they are fucking braindead. Just take a walk over to the matchh page. What kind of delusional fuck would have SEN winning that. 95% comments saying SEN 2-0. Every comment that posts about tgrd winning gets -20 in downvotes. Braindamaged children.

posted about 2 years ago

RevLo

posted about 2 years ago
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