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| Registered: | November 10, 2022 |
| Last post: | October 2, 2023 at 10:27 AM |
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🚨 ❗️ ⚠️ ⚠️ WARNING: THIS COMMENT IS AN NA PSYOP TO CONVINCE YOU THAT STARXO IS GOOD WHEN HE ACTUALLY ISN'T ⚠️ ⚠️ ❗️ 🚨
can you imagine their frustration? Imagine dedicating a whole year, living and breathing this game, making sacrifices, only to find out that the management couldn't get its act together. Now they're left hanging, their year essentially wasted.
In a scene as competitive as esports, especially for a title as popular as this, opportunities like this don't come by often. When they do, you have to GRAB them, not fumble them because you couldn't fill out a few forms correctly or meet Riot Games' standards. Ridiculous!
IMO the EMEA T2 scene is lacking compared to other regions, perhaps its due to the disjointed format but its definitely one of the reasons why we dont have good talent.
d3ffo clears with that 1v3 vs 100Throws (who threw the 1 v 3)
I thought you played: LARPing as a Europoor: VLR edition.
high cost of living didnt care for the people living there. oh well now they are homeless. its like they all live in a bubble. why is there no preservation?
respectfully im telling u as a rational guy. who cares.
i was on the waterslide.
recency bias would tell me to put PRX vs EG higher up but PRX was fun just being themselves.
thoughts? : https://www.vlr.gg/268676/keznit-stats
also why mwzera HS percentage always so low
YO TREMBO thoughts? : https://www.vlr.gg/268676/keznit-stats
bro missed the entire regional league and lcq stats
https://www.vlr.gg/event/stats/1189/champions-tour-2023-americas-league top 3 adr
https://www.vlr.gg/event/1658/champions-tour-2023-americas-last-chance-qualifier/main-event top 1 adr
https://www.vlr.gg/event/stats/1657/valorant-champions-2023 top 1 adr
so good.. bro needs to start learning english.
which UK uni is he attending, does anyone know?
how do you fumble Ethan like that bro??
3k posts - Well, when you've got as much wisdom to share as I do, the world becomes your lecture hall.
yeah, I like to keep the conversation going, keeps the mental gears well-oiled. Don't mistake quantity for a lack of quality. I've got plenty of both.
Behaving like "a man" with "better things to do"? Absolutely, because I've got a to-do list that includes more than just keyboard warfare. Yet here I am, generously sharing some valuable life lessons. Consider this charity work.
Ironic, you say? Well, isn't this the pot calling the kettle "soft"? While you're busy dissecting the irony of my words, I'm out here actually living life, not just commenting on it. You see, irony is a luxury afforded to those who have the time for such intellectual gymnastics. Me? I'm too busy for that, fixing things that are actually broken—like my lawnmower, not my feelings.
You claim irony; I call it observation. Big difference.
Well, well, well, looks like someone found the 'Ctrl+C' and 'Ctrl+V' keys on their keyboard. Congratulations! In my day, that would have been the minimum requirement for any computer-related job. Nowadays, I guess it's an achievement, eh?
If you think my post is too long, maybe it's time to upgrade that 8-second attention span of yours. I've got nuts and bolts in my garage with more patience than that.
Keep the jokes coming, though. It's entertaining to see the depths to which humor has sunk in the age of memes and emojis. 😒
So go ahead, give it your best shot. I've got thicker skin than a rhino on a bad day.
literally read:
Summary: Because I Know You All Have Short Attention Spans
Spare me your almond milk, vegan leather, and 'save the turtles' this and that. I come from a time when men were as solid as the steel beams they worked with, not as brittle as the screens you're glued to.
bro forgot turtle troop
Listen, I'm gonna lay it on the line because someone has to do it: You. Are. Soft. There, I said it. Don't like it? Grab a tissue. I'm out here mourning the death of my precision-engineered, 200-horsepower lawnmower, while you're shedding tears over Twitter spats. Are we even the same species?
When did you all become so breakable? Back in the day, if you had a disagreement, you'd hash it out. Maybe a spirited debate, maybe arm wrestling, maybe even a good ol' round of fisticuffs. Whatever happened to settling things like MEN? Now you slap a "trigger warning" on anything spicier than oatmeal.
Your "self-care" routines are laughable. When I hear "self-care," I think bench pressing twice my weight or rebuilding a car engine, not meditating with cucumber slices over my eyes.
You've got a problem with me? Say it to my face. None of this behind-the-screen nonsense. That's for cowards.
Spare me your almond milk, vegan leather, and 'save the turtles' this and that. I come from a time when men were as solid as the steel beams they worked with, not as brittle as the screens you're glued to.
Now, go ahead, type your little comments. I've got important things to do. There's a lawnmower in my garage that won't fix itself, and it's got more character than half the people scrolling through this rant.
Over and out.
Paul Allen's killer is the REAL batman
what? YOU are the one trying to stir it up.you just implied GC worlds was the biggest tournament when it clearly isn't, therefore bringing the woman haters to this post and making indecent jokes.
end of december.
in a perfect world FPX go to reykjavik and Optic dont win. Sadge.
I feel like the union got too much ego otherwise they would qualify, unlucko
bro was playing the long game.
bro there's a lot of pork so just be careful .
they had star duelist (keiko) very handsome too
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