glittering_yard
Flag: Brazil
Registered: December 20, 2024
Last post: July 3, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Posts: 1727
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yamal doesnt have enough numbers

his individual performance is also not impressive, there are players with more goals and more assists

and im gonna pretend you didnt actually wrote this:

he's the closest thing to 2012 messi

posted 1 month ago

yamal doesnt have enough numbers or titles to win ballon door

you just want him to win because he is young

posted 1 month ago

The amount of goals Mbappe used to fumble at PSG was insane, Neymar should have at least more than DOUBLE the assists he has in his career right now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfKWFGLQfso&ab_channel=BrunoFernandes

posted 1 month ago

cortezia's mustache alone is too much testosterone

posted 1 month ago

SEN, FNC and PRX are the teams with the least testosterone if thats what you want

posted 1 month ago

who da fuc

posted 1 month ago

i dont like the horse leg shape

they should do some silver white + purple trophy in a different shape

posted 1 month ago

be kinder.

you have no enemies.

posted 1 month ago

his stocks should be low, but he is treated like a "victim" among brazilians because of the role changes. He is seem like a player that sacrifices himself for the team.

Personally, my stocks on him were always very low, his inconsistency, choking genes, abysmal whiffing habits and dumb decisions cost LOUD several tournaments even in 2023.

posted 1 month ago

they were the most fake 0-5 of all time, they should've made playoffs and would have a good chance of making to Toronto

But it seems like tuyz and cauanzin lost all their confidence since aspas left unfortunately

posted 1 month ago

the guy really said there are 10 (TEN) players better than aspas going to Toronto

posted 1 month ago

tr0nt

posted 1 month ago

my 0.03 goat 😍

posted 1 month ago

there is no such thing, humans are not perfect

A perfect player would never lose a single map or round

posted 1 month ago

i agree with you, KiwiJuice :)

posted 1 month ago

they abandoned the double duelist comps after that game against SEN at Kickoff where they just got bullied attack and defense because of the Breach + Tejo + Yoru + Vyse

I wonder how the double duelist Jett + Raze would work in the new patch

posted 1 month ago

this team could maybe get 9 rounds against 2G in a map

posted 1 month ago

:(

posted 1 month ago

brazilipines :(

posted 1 month ago

adderal + brazilian aim (filipinos are all brazilian too)

posted 1 month ago

online fluke, we forgot it already. Xenom surely will get more than 1 kill in a fifth map, and surely we close out a map where Aspas has 9 FK's right? and a series where he is +27 at Masters, right? RIGHT!?

posted 1 month ago
  1. MIBR

"Let them laugh. When we're on our way to the top... They won't even know what hit them!

A man's dream never ends!"

posted 1 month ago

This could be good, kamo has zero fans anyways, might aswell replace him with bstrdd to farm aura and simps

posted 1 month ago

LOUD with internal problems and t0yz + cow ahn zeen disaster class*

posted 1 month ago

no one knows why yet

the info is that TL kicked bstrdd and the news caught bstrdd by surprise too. The girlfriends Daiki and Isaa also unfollowed her and thats it

posted 1 month ago

-bstrdd +jelly
-jubs +bstrdd

será?

posted 1 month ago

isso fede a panelada. Kickar a duelista que tá dando a vida pelo time a anos logo após ganhar mais 1 título é MUITO estranho

posted 1 month ago

not without flor. They went to 5 maps on grandfinals and flor had like 112 kills or something and destroyed in the last map after it was 6-6 on Ascent

posted 1 month ago

Team Liquid DID NOT kick their Rainbow 6 player that posted an atomic bomb GIF towards a japanese team and lost them their trillionaire Honda sponsorship

What did bstrdd do to get kicked from Team Liquid after winning another title and being their best player? Daiki and her nepo hire girlfriend TL isaa also unfollowed her on IG

posted 1 month ago

are you european by any chance?

posted 1 month ago

Did you know this fun fact about MIBR Verno!?

Verno's nickname is a reference to the portuguese word " Inverno", that means "Winter"

Could this be the reason why he is so cold!? ❄️🥶

posted 1 month ago

He is probably going to APAC, unless some other team throws a bigger bag

Aspas signed a 2 year contract with LEVIATAN, so he had a huge buyout, but for 2026 he will be a free agent, he could go anywhere

posted 1 month ago

darklord69 on vlr.gg >>>>>> crypto NPC #237849

posted 1 month ago

he is the most generic crypto kid i've seen in a while kkkkkkkk

posted 1 month ago

he should have kept averaging 1,5 first kill per map, it was working

posted 1 month ago

1.250.000,00 milhões de DÓLARES de premiação cara, são (500.000$) 3 milhões de reais pro vencedor kkkkkkkkk

posted 1 month ago

but the bad game is the one to cure cancer, solve world hunger problem, world peace

posted 1 month ago

the main problem is his inconsistency that goes all the way back from Kickoff

he drops a 24 / 10 in one map, and the next map he goes 2/14, and negative on the next 2 aswell. Inconsistency is the main problem of this team, someone needs to step up, otherwise they will win a map 13-4 (split) and then get 13-3'd in the next (haven). That is not ideal if you want to win a trophy

It doesnt determine their Toronto performance, because Masters is on Stage and not online but it does put a red flag especially when they play important elimination games

posted 1 month ago

The only hope is that they will have something good for the new patch.

But the way they lost these games on this qualifier had nothing to do with the patch, it was just straight up choking, bad aim, bad fundamentals and aspas 1v9.

And maybe they are LAN merchants? But they also lost that game against G2 where aspas had 23FK 🥀

posted 1 month ago

ele foi visionário em sair do Brasil enquanto ainda era cedo, mt azar o negócio da Bleed ter miado

O unico BR bom além do Aspas, é o Less, e ele sabe disso

posted 1 month ago

i am hopeless, we are not winning Masters getting reverse swept by 100T

Everytime they play an important game, only aspas shows up consistently, its fucked

posted 1 month ago

for 18 rounds he had the same amount of kills of cortezia's turret

1 kill

posted 1 month ago

if xenom just kills more than 1

posted 1 month ago

the interview after the game was too funny:

interviewer: "do you feel like teams avoid you in the map?"

aspas: "i dont feel, i know. I know because they told me thats what they do."

posted 1 month ago

people went after his head after this game too:

https://www.vlr.gg/378824/g2-esports-vs-leviat-n-valorant-champions-2024-ubqf

if you dont watch the game, you'll get very angry with aspaszinho

posted 1 month ago

he goes from 24/10 to 2/14 wtf

posted 1 month ago
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