options r kinda mid now
i think they signed a head coach too late
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options r kinda mid now
i think they signed a head coach too late
vlr users when people actually talk about esports instead of blindly worshipping everyone
no echo chamber, no protection, no bias
10 pros that objectively need to retire from tier 1
1 j0mpii - roach
2 xeppa - terrorist
3 carpe - fossil
4 zellsis - vibes. merchant.
5 asuna - paycheck. stealer.
6 boaster - EMEA try not to import NA talent and actually use EMEA t2 to replace these geezers that are dropping stinkers, its 2024 if your igl is dropping 6 kills a map it doesnt matter how good his calling is
7 cned - let it go blud have u seen the turks we have
8 85% of franchised brazillian players
theyre gonna go for a t2 run with KPi dw
I just think the business model rn for talent is incorrect
obv t2 teams need to profit off of talent, but there should be different ways so that theyre actually able to make it to tier 1, if thats performance based incentives, like if a player qualifies for masters then the team that they were bought from gets more money or something etc etc
RN the tier 1 teams are taking too huge of a risk buying kids
hes right diarrheaquid fan, emea has talent tho
can you imagine being EMEA with a gazillion different tier 2 teams ables to show off talent and shit, and picking up from the 10 NA tier 2 teams LOL
like there is so much opportunity in EMEA, and partly is because all these EMEA orgs contract jail all the good talent
we had mfs like kadavra who was hididng in French T2, came to tier 1 and instantly started dropping bombs
what are the buyouts in most of T2, and why are such young players not setting lower buyouts for themselves???
I feel like if youre 18 signing in t2 you should be negotiating a max 50k buyout for yourself before you even start talking wages, that is if you believe in yourself ofc
him too but bang dropped some nukes too tbf
bang is good but hes got a choke problem
gotta start calling it the buzz syndrome
riot is just better than valve at video games sadly
i love csgo but riot has better skins, the esports are more organized and tied in with the general game, even tho the game is newer, and the anti cheat for this game was a game changer tbf
stopppp he was good in 2022 LCQ he has potential!
watching them
go watch some of the italian t2 teams play valorant its kinda just ranked
g2 gozen are alright tactically, and they just make less mistakes because they have better coaches, its strictly a strategic thing, the top GC team have solid coaching
lmfao tbf tho he is really irritating to watch if ur a rival
fucker just baits you into thinking you have a nice counter and megs ur attackers instead
wtf does he even do atleast hate on someone with personality busquests just plays ball
McE carried C9 into believing they could scout
Jakee and Runi were god tier finds for the budget C9 had tbf
haodong still assistant coach instead of just benching him they let him contribute
just admit you think demon1 is hot and move on, no need for the other sentences or wtv
happy for u or sorry that happened
WORST MANAGEMENT RANKED
FREEMEA - have you ever debated whether EMEA > Americas or NA? No worries! EMEA managers ended the debate for you by importing Americas talent to carry them!
APAC - Korean orgs trading players for years like a american uni trade STD
Brazil - nepotism central, worse than APAC cuz apac atleast has decent korean players, Americas management managed to lose Less and Aspas to another region within 2 years
Americas - (not brazil) meh only NRG is ass
China - Always makes decent moves, idk much about them but they actually have had a player retire from playing go directly into coaching, so i rate that ( Fenis take notes ur ass as fuck )
100t fan downplaying stats while still riding the hype of a 2022 LCQ
and everyone on n0vi wishes they were aspas
its a cruel cycle innit
Jawgemo is a bit better according to stats, just a tiny bit
most kids dream of being messi or neymar, in estonia they know they have no future in football so they dream of being a baiter in diamond ELO
aspas mogs all of fraudvi and that snus fiend ange1 + the boar peniis
1 Potter - will not elaborate he is OP
2 TenZ - stayed on shitty org for two years and gave them another trophy as soon as they gave him some semblance of an IGL
3 Kr1stal - consistently makes deep ascension runs, thus cucking every other team, knowing he cant play because every team he has has two russians, he fucks people for the love of the game <3
4 Sayf - carried guild with leo and troxx, carried diarrheaquid, carried poverality, looks hot and is a snus merchant
5 benjyfishy - the definition of "but can he do it on a cold rainy night in stoke"
6 Less - eats happy meals like i drink water, bullies his teammates, abused peak viper, destroyed a loud dyansty GOAT
i heard crashies and victor need a nurse to take care of them in their old age, since neT has retired from valorant he could apply for that
being correct is a burden i carry
true shoulda said loss, i didnt wanna include league games or group stages where a loss doesnt impact much
potter didnt leave and build a superteam tho?
DemonBum with potter: 🗿
DemonBum without potter: 😴(insert kitten emoji)
if you go by just who plays the better valorant aesthetically, alot of the top GC teams TECHNICALLY play better valorant but they also have several coaches etc etc so take that as you will
GC makes less mistakes tho compared to most of T2 bar the top top teams
you dont have to
dawgemo is clear of that low eDPI abuser
i call it the theory of y0y
tying fat people and their ego scaled by a factor of y0y
theodore is close to y0ys insane BMI score so hes obv going to go behind his friends back
nepotism is if your parents get you a job youre not qualified for at a huge company because they know someone, or they themselves work there
one of the best duelist across all of tier 2 getting a duelist job in tier 1, is not that
sure i guess hes important, but hes always choking, and thats a fact atp
i dont hate him or think hes shit, just not kangkang,zekken, or texture, and you arent going to win a event with a average duelist
the closest DRX got to winning a trophy, you can easily say that they would have won if they had a duelist that can take over games
id agree that makes him important to the team winning, the thing is tho, if youre always under performing in elimination games not only are you important to the team, youre holding them back
im not talking slack about clicks, just be objective
youre not going to sit here and tell me its nepotism to pick koala over him tho
this isnt a sykko, dephh situation T1 NA teams dont need duelists
im sure koala could hard carry in the german t2 too, so idk why ur shit talking someone whos better than the guy ur repping,
im not trying to paint a narrative or call click bad, hes really good
just laughing at clicks boyfriend that keeps posting hate for happy and koala bc his bae didnt get picked up
so i included a good game of his too bc he is good theres just levels
"Nepotism M80 signing"
https://www.vlr.gg/372553/m80-vs-tsm-challengers-league-2024-north-america-stage-2-gf
https://www.vlr.gg/399770/2game-esports-vs-m80-champions-tour-2024-americas-ascension-gf
https://www.vlr.gg/399772/all-knights-vs-m80-champions-tour-2024-americas-ascension-lbf
vs
"second coming of aspas, german t2 wonderkid"
https://www.vlr.gg/349230/alternate-attax-vs-sk-gaming-challengers-league-2024-dach-evolution-split-2-r7
https://www.vlr.gg/333790/cgn-esports-vs-sk-gaming-challengers-league-2024-dach-evolution-split-1-playoffs-lf
https://www.vlr.gg/349234/sk-gaming-vs-ovation-esports-challengers-league-2024-dach-evolution-split-2-r8
click is good but hop off his willy will ya, worse stats than koalanoob in one of the easiest VCLs in EMEA while koala is putting up better performance against NA and Ascension teams
listen bro, you gotta stop for a second, idk if you think click is cute or something but the obsession is crazy
its nepotism but if you seriously genuinely actually think koalanoob is some bum and not comparable to a guy who plays in german t2 youre tripping
koala is one of the best players across every tier 2, NA just doesnt have enough slots for him to be a T1 player
buzz will never have a performance like saya vs optic on LAN
https://www.vlr.gg/85528/drx-vs-optic-gaming-valorant-champions-tour-stage-1-masters-reykjav-k-ubsf
both lost 2-1, one showed up for his team one didnt, one is "top 3 duelist apac" LOL
most defended player in VCT for nothing, i think you all just fancy him
bro im being so serious go look at DRX match history, look at all of DRX elimination games at LANs going back to fucking 2022, this dude is allergic to good performances, and he has like no haters and everyone blames beyn and foxy9
i remember a DRX 9-3 lead vs loud at champs where they looked favorites to win the tournament, then buzz goes -15 or something to lose map1 11-13 and they get stomped map 2
DRX fans hate themselves if they rate buzz
https://www.vlr.gg/329910/drx-vs-paper-rex-champions-tour-2024-pacific-stage-1-ubsf
https://www.vlr.gg/329911/gen-g-vs-drx-champions-tour-2024-pacific-stage-1-lr1
https://www.vlr.gg/378822/drx-vs-sentinels-valorant-champions-2024-ubqf
https://www.vlr.gg/378833/team-heretics-vs-drx-valorant-champions-2024-lr2
https://www.vlr.gg/297257/drx-vs-gen-g-champions-tour-2024-pacific-kickoff-playoffs-sf
Above is all of DRX's elimination losses in 2024! Tell me if you see a pattern!
OH WAIT but heres a game that doesnt matter i bet buzz played well
https://www.vlr.gg/365321/gen-g-vs-drx-champions-tour-2024-pacific-stage-2-gf
go check DRX two losses at champs and tell me the pattern
the only thing Buzz has better than saya is team
HAHAHAHHHA HOLD MADRID
LOSS VS SHIT FRENCH TEAM
DREW ATLETI (SHOULDA LOST) AND ATLETI JUST DRANK 4 GOALS TO A PORTUGUESE TEAM LMFAO
it takes ter laden and eric fraudcia forcing barca to 10 men for us to lose, you guys put out your best xi and drink goals to shitters
natank was around top 10 rated in EMEA stage two, playing with a team that IIRC won 1 match, playing vs heretics, navi etc
click is stinking it up in the german T2 slums and you want me to hate happy for wanting koalanoob who atleast made it to ascension LOL
sure, but he won ascension, click didnt even make fucking playoffs in the germany league lol