LETS ALL LAUGH AT CNED RETIRING

lmfao navi situation is so funny, theyre close to signing natank our player and click,

deal falls through, natank who chose navi over us is now jobless, and we signed their duelist

YESSSSSSS CNED IS GONE

YAY IM SO HAPPY

I WOULDA CELEBRATED A BUM LIKE ARDIIS OVER CNOOB

natank

nats igl

in game LEADER

nats is a kitten in comms, i predict liquid 0-11

sure but 100t isnt good, so thats enough to be the second or first best player on that team :)

he's the face of failure

"good team"

-patitek

"good team"

-nats igl

gonna see j0mppi throw vids too

drop fenis
drop verno
drop ethan
drop mada
drop s0m

pickup jawgemo
pickup trent
pickup valyn
pickup leaf
pickup jonahgoat
pickup joshgoatT (or mce)

i wanna send videos of boaster whiffing people that arent shooting back

whats the connect

title

it better be runi not vanity

runi is genuinely a rolls royce player, super solid, fundamentally good, and co-igls

vanity is just there for shits and giggles and looks like hes sticky kinda like an ipad kid

bot to bot convo

I said Aspas will sign, Kadavra is the carry

when M8 sign aspas, all of vlr will rep FR/M8

i broke the news first my sources are:
myself

y0y mentioned*

i thought cned would retire

blud is on 100t for 3 seasons,

consistently either their best player or second best

leaves for SEN (one sided rivalry but still a rivalry)

says "now its time to win"

this woulda been less funny if 100t dropped him, but the fact that he chose to leave, confirming that 100t will always be worse than sen is kinda sad </3

who said bbl cned lol

theyre getting a head coach

you're a united fan btw

https://x.com/kuulvibes/status/1843750577249062983

click rumored to bbl </3

flamed navi and laughed at them for getting koalanoob over click

now were getting cnoob...........

I REPENT

NO MORE KARMA

PLEASE DONT RUIN THIS TEAM

we used to have aura..id rather have dephh play jett than him man

we used to be the hottest team itw now we got this nasty mf cned man

profek they can have.. i have no issue if navi sign washed koalaboob type players over t2 talent but my gentle mates are supposed to be better..

if we pick cned over click im disbanding m8s myself

were actually signing cned im out..

flair is gone we actually have the worst duelist in all of franchising man

can we atleast get asuna????

no way we got cucked by bbl

this is like saying r9 isnt good because he didnt play against maguire

zombs was always shit at rifling, the utility is just by far the best even at berlin that year

mistic

zombs won masters as the best controller itw, pretty much all there is to it

hes also just from a utility standpoint very good

worse than KSIs song

marved played in 2021 and was good in 2023

midfreak can be above k0ngg

chichoo isnt better at smokes utility, karon isnt, sscary IS but he hasnt played at a high level or for a good team to show it, s0m doesnt have better utility usage than tenz either

who there has done it year after year lol

you can say marved is above tenz ig, youre right

the truth is most players are flex smokes

shao is definitely one of the best players to play smokes but hes not maining it

but tenz is still better than everyone below him besides for marved(rather have tenz legacy on smokes, marved was in 2022, and tenz playstyle isn't as lurky and more direct, you can argue that its more effective due to this), chichoo isnt the main smokes for edg, he just plays it alot

two years such a shit benchmark when 2021-24 are the seasons so dc
As players (including ability usage and rifling)

mako
smoggy
pancada
tenz
chichoo
marved
karon
s0m
kingg
zombs/sscary

Just controller ability usage

mako
zombs
marved
pancada
smoggy
tenz
chichoo
karon
sscary
s0m

botster and ange1 could be 11/12 but the ones above are just overall better at the actual controller part of the game once you remove the igling factor

damn boom is bad now rip

name a danish player fast!

oh lmfao

i thought dgzin and vinny was confirmed

why would they take from 2g for no reason thats weird i agree

ong

my team needs to be good to not be sent back down to the SLUMS

M8 aspas is required.. starting a go fund me soon

cned can join BBL

cned should retire too ;(

LMFAO had to steal it for my low effort bait soz bro

we couldnt spare ANY of the good EMEA players???

wo0t or reins or natank or SOMEONE??

we sent all the british bums instead of actual good players

Team EU: Boo, ardiis, Mistic, paTiTek, MiniBoo, soulcas, Boaster, Scream, Keiko, hiro
Team NA: C0M, TenZ, Zellsis, Derrek, Marved, Boostio, reduxx, johnqt, zekken, Cryo

9 EMEA players, 1 EMEA ult orb

10 NA players

na wipes tbh they sent all the bums from EMEA, mistic ardiis patikek, soulass, noobster, scr0m, boo

NA bots are only derrek and c0m, as you can see far less bots

onur we need you to save gentle mates :(

llamar goked

tell him not to get cned please :)

also thank u for creating homelander (less)

:))

you dont like lukxo sato pancada caun tuyz?

i think its a balanced roster, only question is pancada tbh, idk if hes a leader the team needs from someone with that experience, but i admit idk his nature

would be perfect if saadhak was there with these kids lol,