i want tejo to eat me alive too

i hereby apologize to BBL i wasn't familiar with their game

TEJO IS THE GOAT AGENT

#9

unfortunately i don't watch apac so i didn't know that

seems to be working i apologize to bbl i wasnt familiar with their game

why is there an TEJO on ASCENT

its almost SEPTEMBER

shittalked the entire team for no reason went to sleep and the next day was like "uhhh i sowy can i pway"

i dont think he got to a team after that. like i havent seen him playing vcb

not really it was during a scrim and theres just reports and statements about it (i think there were prints going around at the time of him shittalking his own team on the chat but idk)

shes good on some maps you cant deny that

it was so uncalled for and by the next day he was like "what the hell why did i do that" this is some sitcom shit

i graduated on college two weeks ago so my month is great so far

zap randomly crashed out against his ascension winning team after like three games on franchising and rage quitted back to brasil
now that was funny in retrospect

yoru - jett - sova - astra - vyse

idk about NA valorant but in brazil is pretty common for people on top radiant to go afk and remake on purpose when they see there's a pro on the other side because leaderboard points are more important than playing apparently and that can get pretty annoying quickly specially when you're on troll/wintrade team sequence

justified and also very funny

thanks for reminding these dumbos who the true goat is

ur so right bestie

if WHO wins tomorrow?

i like nats im just joking

i dont think so

Stellae has been pretty good recently but the standouts are Siduzord (IGL), Zanatsu and Guiih
GuhRVN is the best player from the old the union roster and somehow never got a shot on franchising (although i think he missed his timing)
2G academy is prob the best academy out of the ones on VCB
prince has been consistent i think, frz also has been pretty good once he left the old MIBR core but i dont want him back on franchising yet
furia academy has some pretty good names besides having a terrible split
and i still think corinthians has some good names besides being inconsistent

uhh..

n0ts at champions be like "yeah im not showing up"

scan contract has had bugs and errors before thats what im saying. im not really against him staying tho i think its fine to give it another year

he literally JUST gave an interview saying he doesn't know if he will stay in the team so idk about that tbh

it me

ta foda, nao da pra negar

he farms on regular season and disappear on playoffs. hes literally the embodiment of C9 as an org. go check out his playoffs performances and you will see. most overrated player oat probably

tbh if i got mad by everyone that owns brazil currently i would hate the entire valorant scene

yeah because oxy is def not part of the problem

i hope so hes very serious about what he does and very charismatic too. he could be the face of (brazilian) valorant in a few years since aspas decided to become a emotionless robot

leo havent played tejo wtf are you talking about LMFAO

for the most part of society esports are not yet a thing

loud fans are known schizophrenics

me when i spread misinformation on the internet

one or both

i do think it would be good i just think no one would push him. he has been on a weird role spot for far too long to nobody ever consider that before

the season started with tejo fym

leaf wanted to become a sentinel afaik. idk about meteor tho

hes to good of a jett to anyone ask him to do this sadly

cryo will never be a sentinel lmfao

this reply is funny considering cortezia is from rio de janeiro. we are born with a gun already

c9 is never any kind of horse in a playoff

-robbiebk (nothing against him but i think the team should be back to portuguese)
+spikezin
pancada igling (he said he liked igling and i think his igl was actually decent)
change the entire management
idk for coaching staff tho feels like pt options are very limited. maybe onur?
edit: maybe drop cauanzin too

i agree but they're prob still discussing what to do it's been just a few days. too early to approach someone and even earlier to sign someone

just impression farming, no team is making moves yet

shameless impression farming from my goat

mibr needs them to end any other position that isn't 4th place and we all know they will end exactly at 4th place just to fuck with Brazil and honestly i respect that