fayde
Flag: North Korea
Registered: August 4, 2021
Last post: June 1, 2024 at 5:16 PM
Posts: 223
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all three brazillian teams on bottom where they belong. brazil worst region confirmed

posted 6 months ago

suck me

posted 6 months ago

"koi showed us a lot of foreplay, but fnatic showed us how to climax..."?

posted 6 months ago

huh?

posted 6 months ago

these teams are trash zero team region frfr

posted 6 months ago

These guys haven’t said a single sentence without stuttering

posted 7 months ago

Ong this sentinels V lev game has the worst casting I’ve heard in all of vct.

posted 7 months ago

He deserves a real team with greats like shardiis

posted 8 months ago

10 spring rolls every 30 minutes

posted 8 months ago

skrossi better than any of these frauds he should be here it woulda been swift 2-0

posted 8 months ago

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posted 8 months ago

pansy elite caster u woman hater incel

posted 8 months ago

ive found quite a few of these offseason events have matchfixed games. its always obvious when the clear favourites odds are ~1.3-1.5 when they should be 1.2 or lower. ive just been betting the underdogs in these situations and made alot of money

posted about a year ago

this whole league is 322. same with many other off season legues. seems like riot doesnt care about off season lol

posted about a year ago

aex lose 2v5 in match point round then still come back and win pog

posted about a year ago

if saw win the match i will cream

posted about a year ago

tom brady clears

posted about a year ago

apparently they cant win at all

posted about a year ago

How do cgn lose that first map

posted about a year ago

Where is this match it’s not live?

posted about a year ago

If firepower won I got $8400 lol so I could’ve afforded it

posted about a year ago

If firepower win this ill give everyone who comments $5

posted about a year ago

im gonna spermitta in ur mom

posted about a year ago

I take it back if they’re going to throw rounds like that holy fuck. 5v2 loss full buy against sheriffs. Embarrassing

posted about a year ago

How do I get odds of KPI at 2.4 lol? what are bookies thinking

posted about a year ago

this (project v and dach challengers) and the crossfire tournament have so much blatant match-fixing lol

posted about a year ago

another match fix :)

posted about a year ago

just an insane amount of times favourites losing when betting odds imply they have 80%+ winning percentage. this game had atx winning with 85% probability

posted about a year ago

These dach league games are so rigged lol

posted about a year ago

2-12

posted about a year ago

Can mods update the EP roster they havent played with bucher and alexiiik since acension

posted about a year ago

FKS look like a decent t1 team they are just over thinking basic rounds and choking when they should be winning. Unfortunate.

posted about a year ago

the year is 2026 ... they say the break before this match starts is half over

posted about a year ago
  1. fayde
posted about a year ago

ong please invade us

posted about a year ago

price ceilings dont work + gov building homes and selling them cheaper sets market floor bad for free market. Yes decrease immigration, but give subsidies to private home builders, public government subsidized housing doesn't work look at the projects in usa

posted about a year ago

lies

posted about a year ago

is this bo5 or bo3 ? it says bo3 up top but there are 5 maps listed in stats area

posted about a year ago

Found the 10 year old

posted about a year ago

yea

posted about a year ago
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