Hey, you gotta give it up.Zeta came to play. Now Cloud 9 has to go down.

Which part did you do?🤔

Right… it was the biggest game of his life and he decided to randomly press keys and hope for the best. So, apparently you think he’s the GOAT… and then you insult him.👍

well, MiBR has Zekken now, so he and aspas are building something cool.

NRG? Um, OK.🤷🏻‍♀️

“Porn addiction” isn’t even a thing. Look in the DSM-5. At most it’s a compulsion you let take over your life. It’s usually a term religious people use when they get caught doing something others disapprove of. If you actually see this as a problem, every time you just have to yank your winkie, go touch grass. Seriously. Go sit in your front yard. I’ll bet that removes the temptation quite quickly. And, if not, the cops will eventually get you some help.

Boostio, Demon1, C0M, are free agents, G2 pick up Zekken and drop… jawgemo, and Ethan leaves NRG after their dream run. Potter’s waiting.😂

You really want me to come back when I’m dead?

I gave this a + for the irony.

No and no. But you still have FNC.😄

Sens tied for last. That was their accomplishment this year. Wow. Sen City glazed all year and they get… nothing. TenZ? Sacy? 11% HS and 52% KAST .58R when it all counted most. That’s just… amazing.

I think in terms of duelist-like mechanics, Valyn and Jemkin are slightly better, but Boaster pops off now and then when he has to.

PRX 2-0 GX. This will not be pretty to watch as Jinggg, f0rsaken, and something all drop 40 and BatMen finds his batarang.

G2 2-0 without breaking a sweat. They shut down the Turkish snipers, leaf continues to come back to form returning to Vyse and trent goes off on Tejo. We still wonder where Jawgemo went. JonahP continues to play better than he is and reps Canada. The Wizard of Odds has spoken.

Demon1 has 1 last throwback match with SpiritZ1 dropping 30+. DRG 2-1 with Meteor struggling. T1 wins next match in lowers and Demon1 is finished and retires after Champs.

If PaTiTeK is still on fire it won’t be close. nAts WILL show up. I think the fact they’ve never played each other will give Liquid the advantage at IGL. I guess it all depends on if TBD frags 60 and goes 300 ACS. I’ve never seen him play. 😜 Liquid 2-0. I think the odds speak the truth on this one.

If the real KK shows up it’ll be close. If Jieni is able to contribute, EDG wins. I don’t think he can or will. They need a better 5th. Hard to replace S1MON. NRG 2-1, but closer than the odds say.

I’ll diss them. They’re slightly less competent than PRX this year and Heretics are playing much better than one might have suspected, so they lost to a team they should have beaten in a close game. Oh, I’m sorry, that was uncalled for.😢

Try getting a visa anywhere in the world as a Russian right now. Ask nATs.

So, your idea of a joke is to purposely belittle someone obviously better than you, going through a hard time, to attract attention and entertain strangers that you assume share your sense of humour and don’t empathize with someone who started his career in VCT playing very well and fell off suddenly. I think I understand. It would be akin to me talking shit about your lack of knowledge of the English language, not understanding the definitions of sarcasm or joke and entertaining the thought that you might be brain damaged and in need of medical assistance and an education in humanism. Except, I am more educated than you, subscribe to humanism, and feel empathy for people going through difficult times not of their own making. My son is a 14 year old gold duelist. Maybe if I just think of you as 14 it’ll help clarify the situation. Nope.🤷🏻‍♀️

No, you couldn’t… or you would be. Go ask to scrim and come back with the good news.🙄

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How can you say the #1 rated team in the world is overrated? That’s like saying Tom Brady was an overrated QB. I hated the cheating assface, but you can’t deny his stats. You might not like G2 for play style or whatever, but when Jawgemo can run around doing nothing while trent and leaf just play tag… team is amazing. Jonah’s is going through a slump, but I think being back in Toronto might bring out something special. And how is Furia underrated? We should spend more time talking about if they ever made it to an international they might be able to beat Acend? I’m not sure you know what those words mean.

Bleed ruined Bleed. End of story.

Nobody said she retired and 0 wins is more than you’ll ever get. She went to a team that knows it will be relegated and flor was never going to be the reason why. The ace in the video below will always be in the top 5 of all time and her individual numbers speak for themselves. She will forever be the first and that’s something nobody can take away from her. It may not mean a damn thing to you, but for those of us who love the game and have the ability to feel empathy, flor will always be remembered fondly even if she doesn’t return.🥰🏳️‍⚧️🔫

Hey, you have to give him half points for pANcada.

And next week’s premiere game: G2 vs MIBR. Oh, man.

Wedid… now, we did not.☹️

Yes, half the teams were just awful. Too bad we didn’t have NAVI to show how a real team plays. OMG.

Please don’t do that.

[Edited for dumbassery]🤪

As if you’re even familiar with Canadian politics.😂

Naw.😄 BBL sociablEE, LewN, and vakk are on point right now, and TL is all over the place. Great one map, embarrassing the next. BBL 2-1. It shouldn’t be, but BBL is a top 4 EMEA team this year. LewN is this year’s w00t.

They’re not done. They just have to take the EDG road.🥰

And mada drops 73 with two aces…😜

And your excuse now?

It had to be Mary, Dodo, Mimi or Petra. They couldn’t go wrong with any of those… so I guess they didn’t. Championships, here they come again!

There are no gods to thank. Thank the Invisible Pink Unicorn.🤦🏻‍♀️

Boostio’s just a qwunt. These are basically unsupervised children who’ve spent their entire adolescence online and MAYBE finished high school. They’re good at one, almost meaningless, thing and probably get their entire perspective on ethnicity, gender, and politics from memes and Valorant lobbies. Anyone who thinks these are role models needs to wake the fuck up.

I’m going with skuba or dapr. mitch knows how they play and they’ll be able to predict his moves.

Yah, Rossy is a bit of a Fing Ahole… never seen that abbreviation before.😜

Disagree. These guys are proving what I’ve always said. If you can play your agent the best it can be played, and play as a team, comps don’t matter at all. Brimstone just on Bind? Screw that. If you can play him like some streamers, play him everywhere. 1 duelest? Screw that. RANK plays 2 1/2 if Clove counts as 1/2. Team play and proficiency is better than picking the “right” comp and some VCT teams could learn from that. Jingg, play Raze, not Sova!🤩

Well, they lost a map tonight… and then got mad and went 13-2 on YFP’s ass. Zero losses. I guess we can’t say streamers stream because they can’t play! They’ve been ridiculous.

Apeks.🇪🇺 Florescent.🥰 Let the merch flow…

He wasn’t offered a contract since he underperformed all year. Haven’t you been watching Jawgemo play with Flor all year? G2 did good.😜

Weird game. Every round that FQR won, the XIP team was squashed. But every time XIP won, a lot of close rounds. So the K/D/A numbers make it look like FQR dominated when it was precisely the opposite. I had only seen XIP once and they really impressed me, having never lost a game under the Xipto name. I thought this would be between Shopify Rebellion and G2 Gozen, but these girls might have something to say about that. We’ll see what they can do against SR after SR embarrass TFV.👍

His ass was wrong.🤷🏻‍♀️😂

You’re the one who just used an ableist slur, jackass. Maybe fix yourself?🤔

Poor Monyet. From PRX to relegation.😢

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