Yo, I swear, I’m one headshot away from breaking my keyboard. Like, we gotta pull a Phoenix moment here, okay? I’m running it down mid like it’s a TikTok dance, but every time I peek, there’s an Astra waiting with the perfect gravity well. I mean, how does that even happen? Is this some cosmic joke, or did Sova just wallhack me again?

Just let me run it down B site, I got the ghost. Forget the strategy, forget the smokes, I’m literally sending it to heaven—who’s coming with me? I’ll pop a KAY/O ult in their face and it’s an instant win! But nah, they’re just sitting in their corners like it’s a camping simulation. I swear, the Jetts in this lobby got their wingman training at the speed of light. I’m just trying to vibe, but my brain can’t compute anymore—let’s just go for the 1v9 clutch, ok

Wow, it’s really cool how you can tear someone down just to boost your own ego. If you’ve got a problem with my play, maybe offer some constructive feedback instead of hiding behind insults. It’s not a flex to be rude. But sure, keep throwing shade—it’s definitely helping the team morale, right?

Benjyfishy’s Valorant Career: Still Waiting for the First Tournament Win

Benjyfishy. The Fortnite legend. The man who’s mastered every game he touches. Or... is he? 🤔

It’s been months since Benjy dipped his toes into the Valorant scene, and while we’ve seen some incredible highlight clips and top-tier aim, where are the tournament wins? 🤨 His aim might be sharp, but does it really translate into those clutch moments under pressure? Still waiting for that first win in Valorant’s competitive scene. 😅

Maybe Benjy’s better at streaming and farming views than actually winning, but hey, he's a fan favorite, right? Maybe the Valorant Gods will shine on him soon, but for now, it’s all just clips and no trophies. 👀

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english is not first language sorry broer

As i know everybody on this sight talks to a lot of women, I thought that this would be the best place to come. So i met this girl like a year ago and we have been dating for around 3 years now but whenever i ask to go through her phone and shit she acts all protective? I think she isbeing unfaithful but I don't want to leave her. PLease help and give advice

aye wys broer

Ayy, yo, heart gone cold like Palmer, bro still shot like Bennett
She wanna question me, ayy, don't ask me bae, go ask Reddit
I was drunk and high on my face, I sent that text and then unsent it
I feel like Vini, I been up front but kinda more on the left wing
Plan B, we ain't doin' no labour and it's still fuck Brexit
I feel like Hus, cah' this money made me sexy
She gave me head on the balcony, happy ending
Yo, happy ending, yo, happy ending

On my life I'm grabbin' the woosh and hittin' a lick if I get evicted
I told you man this year my time, I guess you say it's predicted
It's hard to avoid this drama, bitin' my tongue just tryna resist it
If bro can't get it inside then best know that he's bringin' the flicky
I just Dior'd this one but trust me G, don't spend on a bitch
Me I got too much bread so I don't even care if she's tryin' her ting
That shit gonna catch up to you and when it does, don't run, don't trip
Don't run, don't trip, ayy, ayy (Don't run, don't trip)

Heart gone cold like Palmer, bro still shot like Bennett
She wanna question me, ayy don't ask me bae, go ask Reddit
I was drunk and high on my face, I sent that text and then unsent it
I feel like Vini, I been up front but kinda more on the left wing
Plan B, we ain't doin' no labour and it's still fuck Brexit
I feel like Hus, cah' this money made me sexy
She gave me head on the balcony, happy ending
Yo, happy ending, yo, happy ending
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I don't want no crazy gyal cah' me I just send her mad
I just counted a healthy stack and gave that straight to my dad
Move mumsy out of the hood, one way so we can't go back
We the ones who runnin' it up, real life, not just on Snap
Somehow just don't feel pressure, heard them sayin' I changed like weather
Friends been sayin', ''You could do better''
You stay 'round me 'cause I know you better
Grindin' so I can't put my feet up, I used to slide 'round there tryna clean up
You man fake and my bro's realer, they get to the bag as well

Heart gone cold like Palmer, bro still shot like Bennett
She wanna question me, ayy, don't ask me bae, go ask Reddit
I was drunk and high on my face, I sent that text and then unsent it
I feel like Vini, I been up front but kinda more on the left wing
Plan B, we ain't doin' no labour and it's still fuck Brexit
I feel like Hus, cah' this money made me sexy
She gave me head on the balcony, happy ending
Yo, happy ending, yo, happy ending

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LETS GO

Duelist- aspas
Initiator- leo
Flex- ethan
Sentinel/igl- Boostio
Controller- Mindfreak