I think what he's trying to say is "working with Demon1 will take 24.6 years off my life"

George Orwell aware

@boilin_cockroach you forgot one of them

They could probably promote some more of their academy team that won Stage 2, for starters: https://www.vlr.gg/477409/ucam-esports-club-vs-koi-f-nix-challengers-league-2025-spain-rising-split-2-playoffs-gf

They already lost OLIZERA to Apeks, but hey, it's not too late

Fake flagging

He's Polish so they probably just assumed he was good

Your hair's out of meta. Get a low taper sova next time

That's foul

But yeah, what he said

I geniunely read that as genital mates

Didn't mini win back to back internationals? And also go 9-0 regionally, only losing a single map in the regular season? Why is he here

Neither of you were ever normal

reads title
"This is a gamergirl shitpost, isn't it"
clicks thread
"Yup"

I'd go with Primmie Killua JitBoyS Laz +1... Thailand has a couple great flex players, just throw in one of them

I like that Pearl comp

APAC has China, Taiwan, Indonesia, Japan, Philippines, Thailand, India, Singapore, Korea Republic, Australia, and Hong Kong in the tournament, to give you an idea

Should be coasting from here tbh, Chile was the favourite for the group

These are the rosters:

Chile: keznit, erde, Mazino, kiNgg*, Shyy
Philippines: Jremy, JessieVash*, PatMen, Papi, invy
Lithuania: MiniBoo, Destrian, Boo*, ceNder, vakk
Spain: Fit1nho, kyrrz*, Guardy, lowel, Saiz

This is where they're currently at:

Chile 1-2 Philippines
Ascent: CL 13-4 PH
Pearl: CL 10-13 PH
Haven: CL 12-14 PH

Philippines vs. Spain - TBD

Philippines vs. Lithuania - TBD

Oh shoot I forgot I was doing this, I'm still midway through groups

Idk bro GIANTX could pull a BOOM Esports

Cmiiw but I think this is the first one in tier 1 since last year

Hi Cabo_ wsp

That 1v2 from Kickoff, man

Those 4 frags technically count as fragging

Bro said "aura" and then sent a Twitter link

One time I was at 99 rr and I had a good map so I gaslit the entire lobby into drawing at 13-13 so that I'd be the only one who benefitted from that entire game (I got +1 lesgo)

I'd give a smartass response but I'd feel bad. You're British, you already have it hard enough

Nah this isn't Movistar KOI vs. Apeks

kaajak has done more than derke ever did in 1 year.

So have we just forgotten 2023

Picking GIANTX and Team Vitality to represent all of EMEA is like picking TALON and Global Esports to represent all of Pacific

Avez goated

They're not lol dw

ZesBeeW

I honestly thought he was part of the coaching staff now

They really wrote the VLR article before VLR could

HARBOR DIFF RAHHHH

ZETA should be flying high next year

First two maps were relatively comfortable wins for FNATIC.

Team Heretics are making a comeback. It's map 5 and they have all the momentum. The FNATIC vibes are gone.

This is LOCK//IN all over again...

Boaster goes 17/0/4 and gets the MVP based on this one map

In their last 4 Ascent games, they beat Gen.G 13-7, they beat Team Liquid 13-11, and they beat BBL 13-3 and 13-10. Their Ascent isn't bad, don't worry

terrorism: the unlawful use of violence and intimidation, especially against civilians, in the pursuit of political aims.

...yeah, you're gonna have to explain this one to me

They just beat Gen.G 13-7 on Ascent

sentinelmain377 trying to resist the urge to put literally everything he writes in bold:

They still have Destrian ceNder hype and W bus driver

Lithuania's better than y'all LMAO

If it happens, FNC wins 3-2
If it doesn't happen, FNC wins 3-1

Might be the most underwhelming time for a 9-3 curse in recent history

Keiko ardiis

@nobody___100 @shrike-

British man hating on two of the best British people in the game at the same time... that's the most British thing I've seen in these forums

Crazy how this is what they look like without Leo

Chronicle casually existing on the same team:

It's just over for other teams, man, FNATIC is unfair

Heretics.otf