1st at Masters Madrid https://www.vlr.gg/event/stats/1921/champions-tour-2024-masters-madrid
12th in Split 1 https://www.vlr.gg/event/stats/1998/champions-tour-2024-emea-stage-1
8th in Split 2 https://www.vlr.gg/event/stats/2094/champions-tour-2024-emea-stage-2

Someone pass the bleach, I need some for my eyeballs

Fine. I'll take one for the team

1. Your takes are dogwater
2. Your username is knowitall and yet you don't know how to have a good take
3. Of every single take you've ever voiced on VLR, not a single one of them is a good
4. If there was a pill you could take to get good takes it wouldn't even work on you

Why do so many people misspell Saadhak?

How is that what you derive from "in your career sometimes the hardest decisions are ones you got to make to go further in not only your career but life"??

Bump!
100T // -bang
https://x.com/100T_VAL/status/1841931253408580064

Fake South American

1. Assistant coach
And 2. that's just ZE1SH being ZE1SH lmao

If last year proved anything it's that if they're gonna win a trophy it's BECAUSE of Pujan

This is the least Finnish thing I've ever read ngl

No it happens before the milk goes bad. I think it depends on the kind of milk + fat percentage so you might not've seen it before because of that

If s0m gets one I'll be very happy

Okay so basically when you leave milk in the fridge for too long it starts to form these really really disgusting chunks

Best: ice water (I'm a simple guy)
Worst: chunky milk

mada: duelist
Verno: initiator
Ethan: flex
s0m: controller
FNS: sentinel + igl
bonkar: coach

Seems to me like the NRG roster for next year is pretty much locked in. What are people's thoughts on this lineup?

Got it ty Mortadelo and c4rrotstix

I get what you're saying but G2 literally IS The Guard and NRG is practically FNS and s0m at its core so these comparisons don't make any sense

Context?

I have hope in Trace

https://www.vlr.gg/player/23930/potter

Heck you mean, villages? That's like saying Canadians live in igloos lmaoooo

I miss these kinds of nihso scihzo post

I disagree, EMEA has a ton of talent

Bro left out Harbor, Gekko, and Iso but put in Deadlock and Clove

Monday

ELEPHANTS ARE CUTIE PATOOTIES WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT

-73/8

Right, thank you, it's their assistant coach not their head coach, completely forgot

Saadhak the Chamber goat

https://www.vlr.gg/player/5654/avez/?timespan=all
Bro is the f0rsakeN of MENA

ZE1SH is Karmine Corp's assistant coach, he subbed in after Newzera left

Sorry no no not Itopata the other one. The one that quit. What was his name again?
Now I can't remember the leak aaaa

If Jamppi finds the right rhythm then he'll do very well. Otherwise he's gonna be called a fraud on VLR every time Vitality plays next year

• BLD is rebuilding, probably signing aspas
• GE is doing a full rebuild, replacing their coaching staff (Itopata is probably their head coach) and holding open trials for the team
• ZETA dropped half their roster plus three staff members and are looking to sign FENNEL's core
• T1 dropped half their roster as well and are finalizing a full Korean team which they'll announce in a bit over two weeks
• DFM also dropped half their roster, no news just yet but speculation is they're looking to pick up a core from RIDDLE ORDER
• RRQ are dropping Lmemore for god knows what reason

I'm pretty sure it's in extra options when you're creating a new run

If they can't get one Fin, they'll simply have to get another

Bump!
KOI // -ShadoW*
https://x.com/shadowlolz/status/1841504385886552365?s=46&t=yRdHdn9zxfBVKUq04Dyepg

:(

Yea

Get outta there, get outta there! This guy... is like a heat-seeking missile! He does not miss!

I know he got a heck ton of 4ks over the past 3-4 seasons but I don't remember him ever acing, no. Could be wrong, though

They were running triple duelist on Lotus (pre-Neon buff btw) but ok

NMIBR doesn't flow as nicely though

So what happened to your other account

Wanted to defend Boaster here, because did spend the majority of the off-season aim training. Not to become a cracked aimer or anything... just to get on par with the rest of his team. And he did do just that... in KICK//OFF, he was more focused on his fragging than anything, and as a result he was 2nd frag in both the game against Vitality and the game against Karmine Corp. But FNATIC just didn't do well without Boaster putting brain above aim and focusing more on the minimap than on his crosshair. Without making any other changes at all, FNATIC went from going out unconvincingly in KICKOFF to winning Split 1, then Split 2 with hiro instead of Leo, and then finishing 5-6th at Champions. So yeah, Boaster did aim train, but without him putting all his focus into igling the team couldn't win, and so that's what he did. I get that doesn't fully excuse how bad his stats were near the end of the year, but it doesn't do him justice to call him out for being a bad aimer because that's not what he's meant to be doing.

ı is technically a special character

I love the dotless ı :D
It looks so nice

Bu büyuk bir inek. O çok yakışıklı.

Also shoutout to dotless ȷ

They are conjoined, that's what a ligature is
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ligature_(writing)

fi ligature

Saadhak my humble GOAT