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Registered: May 25, 2021
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That's the problem, MiBr won't get pancada BECAUSE RGL is playing so well. They will be risking fucking up the teams morale and cohesion. The only way to save Furia is unironically ONUR.
Get a hardheaded coach that will stand up to management cuss out the players.

Also get rid of Mwzera, that mf has too much of an ego problem to be valuable

posted about 2 years ago

If my posts have an ALLAT tag, they are good. If I start yapping I yap well.

posted about 2 years ago

Legit believe they will be getting a roster overhaul soon

posted about 2 years ago

Cauanzin is actually Angolan

posted about 2 years ago

Dominican Republic

posted about 2 years ago

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So, you know how when the Nzr kick happened there was some talk from the players on the org about how it was The Orgs fault? That "no actually the pros didn't do this, it was management!" And the CEO Fer went public to take the blame?

Apparently that was a lie.
In a recent video from the LOUD Valorant YouTube Channel showed the players from Loud, Aspas, Lev Manager and the CEO Fer, all having a laugh and playing table soccer
( I think it's fouseyball in English? )

That creates some questions.. if it was all the management guys fault... Why was Aspas and the loud guys buddy buddy with them? Saadhak and Aspas both are known to be good friends with Nzr, why hangout with the guys that sacked him?

Then comes another thing, Saadhaks Body Shooting Warning from Riot during the Lev X Loud match.
He got a Warning from just that, shooting a dead body.
Here's the thing, if you go to the recent Loud video that shows their comms during the match, at the exact time Saadhak and Qck are shooting Kingg and Mazinos bodies, Saadhak says "For NZR".
Here is proof.
https://x.com/LOUDgg/status/1763345863261220901?t=Wc1gf3oxHKGndXyUGLxIrw&s=09

So, Saadhak, a friend of Nzr and an ex teammate of his, shoots the players bodies, specifically players that weren't new hires for the season, his team is friendly with the management of Lev, and Aspas, the guys who suffered the most in the team, since Nzr was HIS friend too, one of the reasons Aspas joined was Nzr, Aspas himself said that, Aspas is friendly with the management of Lev too.

The picture becomes clear. Fer took the blame to try and save the minimum amount of chance the team would work, Kingg and Mazinos, were responsible for cutting off Nzr, but if that's the public reason, the team gets backlash and mood gets fucked. Fer takes the blame, and does what the "players" wanted and gets Com since it's clear the team won't work out after this fucked up situation Kingg and Mazino created.

The question becomes, what the fuck was their problem with Nzr, and who wanted him gone? Mazino, or Kingg? My guess is Kingg since Nzr is a known IGL and probably was having leadership clashes with him.

What y'all think?

TLDR: Kingg and Mazino are Snakes, Lev management are hostages

posted about 2 years ago

Yeah, cementing herself as the best coach of America's, if she can shape these perceived to be "mid" players and antistratt Loud. She is clearly better than a guy that needs hyped players to win

posted about 2 years ago

KC beating Fnatic.

EG beating Loud is just Potter cementing herself above Chet

posted about 2 years ago

If I remember correctly they played together in his paladins era

posted about 2 years ago

Bro forgot about me 😔

posted about 2 years ago

Why u hating on his region? Bro is a dfm flair, u think he doesn't suffer enough?

posted about 2 years ago

I thought it was implied? Don't they give the mayo|ketchup|mustard packets regardless?

posted about 2 years ago

nooooooo, he finally got it back!

posted about 2 years ago

4 cheeseburgers, large fries and a large coke

posted about 2 years ago

yoooo he got the cock back!

posted about 2 years ago

the incident

posted about 2 years ago

Honestly supamen impressed me more

posted about 2 years ago

I hope bro enters his training arc cuz that breeze was ATROCIOUS

posted about 2 years ago

Current year

posted about 2 years ago

Wait, that's so Aids. So only 4 matches per team???

posted about 2 years ago

I'm doing it for this season but thanks for the input. The Ethan one has been updated

posted about 2 years ago

No no. I get that, but this is a ranking for this year. We haven't seen him THIS year

posted about 2 years ago

Imma keep it in mind, but zekken faced top teams, jawgemo hasn't yet this season, so I'm waiting to see

posted about 2 years ago

Bro he sadly don't play no more bro

posted about 2 years ago

Still the best at it

posted about 2 years ago

cuz hes mad no other br org is competent enough to win in val so he defaults to hating the fans since they are happy, which is ironic since he would be doing the same if his team was on top

posted about 2 years ago

Breach = Cauanzin
Gekko = Boostio
Sova = Sacy
Fade = eeiu [Mcdaddy_val]
Skye Ethan X Saadhak [Hellfire]
Kayo = Ethan X Saadhak [Conceit]

.

Viper = Less
Omen = Tenz [Jawn]
Brimstone = RGLMeister [Flames-Leleo]
Astra = Cryocells [Mcdaddy_val]
Harbor = Tuyz

.

Jett = Aspas X Demon1 X Mwzera
Phoenix = Qck
Yoru = Tenz [TheAceGamer30]
Raze = Zekken
Neon
Reyna = Aspas

.

Deadlock = Jawgemo [SOUTHDAKOTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA]
Killjoy = Victor [Mcdaddy_val]
Chamber = Keznit [Hellfire]
Cypher = JohnQT [Daxta]
Sage

I Will be editing if your takes make sense.
UPDATED 3/3/2024

posted about 2 years ago

? there are 3 Na teams and one BR team?

posted about 2 years ago

KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK the NAtards aint gon like this one

posted about 2 years ago

the only negative reaction from BR was people sad they had to face potter, since BR likes her alot, her nickname in our community is literally Mother (in the fraternal sense, not the sexual one)

posted about 2 years ago

mf y u making shit up? loud fans were legit cheering on twitter

posted about 2 years ago

dgzin, havoc is mixed, stk (Loud coach), gtn.

there are also quite a few in BR Tier 2

posted about 2 years ago

By that logic qck should be first since Loud won..?

posted about 2 years ago

o7

posted about 2 years ago

i know its round differential but, is there anyway Mibr goes through?
like, whats the score that needs to happen exactly?
i know that
Sentinels is 2/2 maps - +13 RND
G2 is 1/2 maps - -6 RND
Mibr is 2/3 maps - -8 RND

posted about 2 years ago

Bro this happens everytime, I start to believe in MiBr and they let me down dude, c'mon. Why can't they make me proud atleast once

posted about 2 years ago

Wtf happens if MiBr wins against G2 but G2 wins against Sen?
That would be a 3 way tie yes? How is that solved?

Edit: Damn, stats? That's such an Ass way to qualify 😭😭 give us another match riot

posted about 2 years ago

BzKa*

Stk is still in loud

posted about 2 years ago

It's the Duelist Curse lil bro

Every Duelist main that gets the "best in the world" ends up falling off

Yay, Derke, Cned, Tenz.... And now Aspas.

Bro needs to remember IGLs are the focus

posted about 2 years ago

And they struggled.. like,I know Loud always struggles no matter the match cuz they love to make us suffer, but you would think NRG, the team everyone's treating as the second coming of Christ would be doing numbers on these guys.

posted about 2 years ago

Less?
Cauanzin?
Aspas?
Tuyz?
Saadhak?
Zellsis?
Kingg?
Sacy?

All these guys in their respective roles are better on paper than NRG

posted about 2 years ago

Orgasm inducing plays. (If you're a masochist)

posted about 2 years ago

Can someone actually show the rationality behind calling NRG a superteam at this point in the tournament?

Cuz I didn't see anything special about NRG on their matches. Demon1 is doing the usual of playing a cracked game but the other guys just seem to have their aim steady.

I haven't seen any tactics or mega reads on their part, no comp cooking or execute plays that are insane.

They just seem .... Good. Like. They seem good at doing the basics, but I don't see any spice from them.

I'm not saying they are bad, but they don't seem to have what other top contender teams have. Hell, Fnatic and Loud have high level teamplay, Loud specifically has incredible meta knowledge, Sentinels has insane pop off potential, EDG is just nasty insane, GenG also looks coordinated in a unpredictable fashion.

Why?
Why is NRG a superteam? What's special about them???

posted about 2 years ago

*glazers

posted about 2 years ago

Legit most annoying mfs on this site

posted about 2 years ago

No worries, my goats Sacy and Pancada will save LEV.
Argentina saved Loud
Now
Brazil will save Leviatan

posted about 2 years ago

Idk what you mean, but I do want bro to be happy atleast

posted about 2 years ago
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