So it was a normal day of work at KFC, but for some reason i felt the urge to put my dick in a hot oil fryer. I had to wait until the end of the day when most of my colleagues and customers were not in the building. I went to the back with some eggwash and batter and started to prepare my dick.

I approached the fryer with one hand in my pants. I whipped it out and stuck it in. I felt my dick burn off as it become Kentucky Fried Cock. I tried to reach for my dick but it wasn't hard enough. So I went on my phone and searched up Monty and Freddy r34 and just like that my dick went up and I tried to blow myself off and it worked. I spent the next 4 hours doing so. When i got caught by my manager and got fired.

That was the best work experience of my life.

aint no way

rare shownu W

hell no

prove my point harder bro

you'll 100% see more toxicity from the turkish bots and navi fanboys

tilted af. grind my way to plat, get absolutely dumpstered on by a 38/4 smurf reyna, go double negative, go back down to gold 3, repeat

MAD LIONS 26-0's Furia

theres literally nothng he can do though?? asspass himself couldnt drag dsg from the gutter at this condition. feels bad man

he prob liked it by accident

WA WA WA

-NERVE
+XXIF
-GENGSTAH
+STEEL

teamflashes**

0 util coordination, whiffs all around, no patience, no discipline, no structure, this team is in the gutter. bring back steel, or at least save yay from this mess

bro is getting paid 80k a year to miss a molly

WHY CANT WE WIN 3V1S????? WHAT ARE YOU DOING GUYS SSS. WHY DO YOU PEEK HIM ONE BY ONE YOU MELONS!!!!!! MY GOLD TEAMMATES HAVE MORE LOGIC THAN DSG .

SAVE YAY FROM THIS MADNESS

why did they even get rid of xxif again?

dont sweat it bro. dont worry about whats normal and whats not. as long as you're happy with yourself.

*1 is russian

cocaine gaming

Bruh yesterday I satchelled to this reyna with a judge, I double pumped and did 80 while mf killed me with a shorty. Piece of shit

at least try to bait better

no not really. steel's been underperforming for ages and they just decided to give exalt a second chance

golly gee willikers oh no!

they were what now?? they were beefing?

turtle troop, 99 strength, nsic

delusion at this point

? hey buddy you still here? guess whos right

radio?

? radio

ok LOL!!

nah fuck the org, dont care about the players

fuck tsm anything associated with regi is shit (if you know you know)

OXG 2-1 Guard

OXG 2-0

60 TOPICS??? if you don't do well, treat this as a learning experience not to procrastinate

if you dont have a studyguide to go over, i'd just watch a cram video on the unit you're learning on youtube.

you have a studyguide?

he's literally superman bro. nobody is better than superman

gamechangers:

easy faze 13-0 here. tsm dont stand a chance on lotus

whole faze roster is cracked. they should win the world cup any day now

light work for the goat

delusional goof

thats what im saying

put him on a franchised team already smh

supamen has that clutch gene dont count him out

?

LMFAOOOO SAY THAT AGAIN

ore above dsg

chill bro hooxi is still him