FIRST FLR FaF

Inspired by shownu buying friends I will now do my first Fuck a Fan giveaway! To enter all you have to do is write a 200 word essay for why YOU deserve to be chosen!!!!!!!

I BELIEVE I DESERVE TO BE CHOSEN BECAUSE I AM RIGHTING ON FONE AND I AM VERY IMPORTANT BECAUSE MY NEEDS MUST BE MET. MY NEEDS BEING MAGEPUNK VANDAL BECAUSE I BELIEVE IT WILL LET ME GET TO SILVER.

THANK YOU ALL FOR THIS MAGNIFICENT OPPORTUNITY FOR LIFE IS GREAT. I REALLY WANT TO TAKE MY TIME TO WISH EVERYONE HAPPY PRIDE AND I JUST LOVE EVERYONE ON THIS SITE EVEN SHAOWN AND BABSASK. IDK WHY ANYONE WOULD HATE YOU YOU BEAUTIFUL ALPHA OF A MAN AMBO SO HOT.

NOW I WANT TO TALE TIME TO TALK ABOUT MY LAST FEW SWIFTPLAYS I PLAYED TODAY, I LOCKED PHEONIX AND I TOP FRAGGED WITH AN AWESOME CLUTCH. POOTER FAN WAS VERY IMPRESSED HE SENT ME CHIMKIN AFTER THEN I BOTTOM FRAGGED AND POOTER CALLED ME BAITER. AFTER THAT I PLAYED PHEONIX AND BECAME GAMER AGAIN SO I IHAVE CONCLUDED PHEONIX IS MY SWIFTPLAY CHARACTER.

Thank you for listening to my ted talk.
I hate typing on phone and I hate this class im so bore.

Title: The Journey of Parenthood: Why I Deserve to Create a Child

Introduction:
The decision to bring a child into this world is one of profound significance, and it warrants careful consideration. As I reflect upon my readiness for parenthood, I recognize the qualities and aspirations that make me deserving of embarking on this journey. In this essay, I will outline my reasons for believing that I am prepared to create a child.

Body:
Firstly, I have cultivated a deep sense of responsibility and commitment in various aspects of my life. This quality extends to the potential role of a parent, as it involves providing love, support, and guidance to a young life. I am prepared to dedicate my time and energy to ensure the well-being and development of my child.

Secondly, I am committed to personal growth and continuous learning. I understand that parenthood demands constant adaptation and acquiring new skills. I am willing to educate myself on effective parenting techniques, foster strong values, and create a nurturing environment that fosters growth and exploration.

Moreover, I possess empathy and compassion, which are vital attributes for raising a child. I recognize the importance of understanding and respecting my child's individuality, fostering their self-esteem, and helping them navigate life's challenges.

Lastly, I am cognizant of the responsibilities that come with parenting, including providing a stable and supportive environment. I am prepared to make the necessary sacrifices and adjustments to ensure my child's emotional, physical, and intellectual development.

Conclusion:
Becoming a parent is a profound and transformative experience. My sense of responsibility, commitment to personal growth, empathy, and dedication to creating a nurturing environment all contribute to my belief that I deserve to embark on this journey. I am ready to embrace the challenges and joys of parenthood and provide a loving, supportive foundation for the life I hope to create.

CHATGPT WONT ALLOW "write a 200 word essay on why I deserved to be fucked" 😡😡😡😡😡

Nah

offseason bout to be horrendous if this is what we get in between events

So it was a normal day of work at KFC, but for some reason i felt the urge to put my dick in a hot oil fryer. I had to wait until the end of the day when most of my colleagues and customers were not in the building. I went to the back with some eggwash and batter and started to prepare my dick.

I approached the fryer with one hand in my pants. I whipped it out and stuck it in. I felt my dick burn off as it become Kentucky Fried Cock. I tried to reach for my dick but it wasn't hard enough. So I went on my phone and searched up Monty and Freddy r34 and just like that my dick went up and I tried to blow myself off and it worked. I spent the next 4 hours doing so. When i got caught by my manager and got fired.

That was the best work experience of my life.