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Flag: United Kingdom
Registered: July 9, 2022
Last post: September 21, 2024 at 3:13 PM
Posts: 47

6.6k on twitch + scay's 12k + 5k on youtube + like 7k in other watch parties
clueless

posted 4 months ago

m80 announcer women was a hard listen icl

posted 4 months ago

he def got hack lmfao i just check the rest of his channel

posted 4 months ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jt3RoM4Zif8

idk if this is a bit or something but wtf??

posted 4 months ago

yip yap use a prime sub bitch

posted 9 months ago

cant blame him

posted 9 months ago

its not even his fault Sadge

posted 9 months ago

🗣️🗣️🗣️ 🔥 🔥 🔥NEVER SPEAK AGAIN 🗣️🗣️🔥 🔥

posted 9 months ago

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Rick’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick’s existential catchphrase “Wubba Lubba Dub Dub,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon’s genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them

posted about a year ago

Snuff - Slipknot

posted about a year ago

If you put toast in the freezer, does it turn into bread?

posted about a year ago

Drake's the type of guy to fart in a toilet and flush afterwards

posted about a year ago

champs, tokyo and lock/in

posted about a year ago

does he know?

posted about a year ago

FNS
Victor
Crashies
ardiis
s0m

posted about a year ago

good morning

posted about a year ago

does he know

posted about a year ago

Ever since I heard the news I’ve been unable to leave my bed, unable to feel happiness, unable to… go on. Sadness fills my heart from top to bottom. Words can’t describe the pain im going through. This is probably the worst I’ve ever been mentally.

posted about a year ago

like cs mm?

posted about a year ago

i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.

When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.

I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.

I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walkingin my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.

Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.

posted about a year ago

titl

posted about a year ago

its never too late...

posted about a year ago

it would be cool if we knew the people singing or make it at least cool (like last year)

posted about a year ago

dude if i wanted a greasy meal i would go to kfc or smth not with you

posted about a year ago

clueless

posted about a year ago

2

posted about a year ago

Sentinels

posted about a year ago

NA Production

posted about a year ago

Least racist, sexist, homophobic bigoted VLR users in this forum

posted about a year ago

time to get -20 votes but fuck it, its funny
Shahzam

posted about a year ago

my brother in christ go shower and step outside wtf is wrong with you

posted about a year ago

skill issue + using flair because you know im right + didnt ask + copium + crying about ranked + solo queuing because you have no friends + L

posted about a year ago

skill issue

posted about a year ago

I need to see your top 5 then?

posted about a year ago

he is using the Game Changers one god forbid 0_0

posted about a year ago

Sideshow, Bren, Doug, Baller then for EU you have Tom and Mitch

posted about a year ago

yk the announcement video didnt feature any clips of them because they could find anything to put in it lmfao

posted about a year ago

Zellsis Xeppaa and Leaf are insane. just these tier 3 dogs who have never played t1 in their lives

posted about a year ago

bro removed his flair after than one

posted about 2 years ago

LEV unfortunately, love them but probably the least (not 0%) likely to win

posted about 2 years ago

now im just going to assume this is a joke lmfao

posted about 2 years ago

ahh yes, because living in Australia causes people to forfeit a game then lose the others 💀💀💀

posted about 2 years ago

never watched a cs major in your life holy fuvk

posted about 2 years ago

big words from a person who supports a deadass team no-one has heard of
EDIT: oh shit they ff'ed a game LMFAO

posted about 2 years ago