thats right, and thats why goats are live NOW

did u see how leo cringed at b0tster talking about doing his tiktok dances on stage? i swear he was about to bust and say "focus on learning how to shoot before learning dance moves"

his face during that was gold, i swear this guy actually hates him more than i do

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VndAOeBWh1w

PAPER REX PRE-Event Press Conference IS LIVE!!! JOIN TO WATCH THE GOATS!

VERY COOL VERY NICE ENIGMA TY

can u get rid of my 5min cd tho? i wont spam i promise

4/8 cuz its only half a joke

battle of mid

sadly it aint a mickey mouse tournement where its single elim or every team is nerfed so fnatic aint gonna win

ty for free playoff win tho, ez clap

I have 5 min cd (mods hate me for prx propaganda) so having a convo is gonna be really hard

but yeah, u cant buy from taobao directly. its only for china.

you gonna need to learn how to use an agent and order stuff through it, search cssbuy/pandabuy

if u still willing to go all through that im down to help u via discord if u need, but basically u purchase through an agent and then pay for shipping via the agent and they send the stuff to you

theres a bunch on taobao, i can send u links if u want

u gonna need a shipping service to the us and thats kinda expensive but u can use an agent

i ordered some to korea and it was really nice :3

https://edgteam.taobao.com/

for a shipping agent i think cssbuy/pandabuy is fine

better list ty!!!!

just fyi, jing and something are callers now. f0rsaken calls pistols.

before that, in champs david and jason co-igld, with everyone still giving ideas and saying what they wanna do.

also ty for including mindfreak too, he is better igl too.

something, f0rsaken, jinggg and david not there? L list

" "demon1 visa issues" what a massive nerf he doesnt get to scrim with them for like a week in tokyo, "

they prac with reformed BEFORE AMERICAS PLAYOFFS

THERES A CLIP OF DEMON1 QUALIFYING AND BEING SAD

GET YOUR FACT STRAIGHT, IT WAS 3 WEEKS

" "rest are china" as if edg didnt have their best tourney "
goes to show you, it was a mickey mouse. even china did well.

"(glad u realized these dumbass issues u listed make no sense and edited them out wp)"

didnt delete anything but aight

""ardiis spy" when he played great against everyone expect fnatic"
he walled his team.

"half of those "problems" barely mean anything,u just made shit up lmao"
real problems but aight what do i know, only team that wasnt hard nerfed won what a cool tournement

so every single top team had issues but u refuse to have a discussion?

madrid >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> tokyo

true, placing 3rd with a content creator gekko only sub is such a choke:((

LOUD putting aspas on neon and NO AWP for the entire event, even tho they won americas with harbor viper
DRX foxy9 fiesta, rotating players in and out
NRG ardiis spy (even lost to billy billy after)
EG had visa problems with demon1, they prac with reformed until literally one day before the event
navi are just shit
fut/t1 free win
rest are china

literally worst event ever

no skrossi = fluke

"worst masters" = tokyo exists.

polaris is literally farmers league

botcast isnt good, 3 years of fraudulently being in tier1 proved that already

"false"

:3
put me on top

edit: ty pookie

"we play in a dogshit region so we are allowed to troll and still qualify"

why are we still hyping this mid ass play? happened 2 years ago and f0rsaken hits a better clip on daily basis

wasnt even that good tbh

wrong brother but still a W

not really

SA and BR teams arent bad, but not being able to scrim t1 teams is a massive disadvantage

NA teams get the best prac

u 2 pookie

real and factual

i dont but all i know is toast is cursed

y0y situation + cheaters in gc + matchfixers in SEA? this guy will never win.

EMEA: chipi chipas
Americas: mxs
Pacific: orgless

mindfreak has also been playing jett in his comp games

means fucking nothing, its ranked and jett is fun

ty

you know ball🙏

🗿

ty

surely not again

i think my glaze was pretty W

ty i worked very hard on that

"540 refresh rate and LAN"

lans are still 240hz in 2024 LMFAOOO

keep dreaming buddy, the valorant lan setups are terrible and pros complain each time

can u guys stop? yeah this guy is good

but he is also playing againsts spanish shitters, probably the worst league to ever exist. even india tier2 is better.

you guys DO NOT want another skrossi situation, let him prove himself at ascension and then talk.

not at the event sadly

eeiu might of made my top10

aspas is in honorable mention

boostio stats are pretty bad so cannot be top 10, he def has big impact + his kills are important

just not top 10

https://www.vlr.gg/player/19811/drizzy

add this guy

ty

oink for me piggy

something
d4v41
jinggg
f0rsaken
mindfreak

honorable mentions: aspas, cryo, le0, s3xture

nah he def been lifting

also much harder to gain muscle when ur skinny compared to fat

looks good tho, proud of him

f0rsaken, unhinged aggression, funny, the most flexible player, ALWAYS creative.

for example, you can see him play kj randomly and it wont be like anyone you ever saw. he just doesnt copy shit he saw, he makes it his own with his own ideas and its super fun to see. esp on more creative agents (harbor and so on)

truly the undisputed goat of valo

zach looked way more jacked holy fk, gym does wonders for him

i liked him better when he was an nrg fanboy

being a switchup bitch is for the weak, shows ur true colors.

bandwagons shouldnt be accepted here

https://www.vlr.gg/147066/keznits-contract-with-kr-expires

yeah but keznit is better so he deserves an article

forgot th won pacific twice, my bad 😩

almost 1000 posts and thats ur first good take, congratz

he got scared cuz prx beat his ass last time so he decided to ditch his team? zzz

its okay boo! (get it??) PRX are just better, but u can at least try to get second!!

benjyfishy should be the one dodging after what happened last time tbh

yes