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oink for me piggy

something
d4v41
jinggg
f0rsaken
mindfreak

honorable mentions: aspas, cryo, le0, s3xture

nah he def been lifting

also much harder to gain muscle when ur skinny compared to fat

looks good tho, proud of him

f0rsaken, unhinged aggression, funny, the most flexible player, ALWAYS creative.

for example, you can see him play kj randomly and it wont be like anyone you ever saw. he just doesnt copy shit he saw, he makes it his own with his own ideas and its super fun to see. esp on more creative agents (harbor and so on)

truly the undisputed goat of valo

zach looked way more jacked holy fk, gym does wonders for him

i liked him better when he was an nrg fanboy

being a switchup bitch is for the weak, shows ur true colors.

bandwagons shouldnt be accepted here

https://www.vlr.gg/147066/keznits-contract-with-kr-expires

yeah but keznit is better so he deserves an article

forgot th won pacific twice, my bad 😩

almost 1000 posts and thats ur first good take, congratz

he got scared cuz prx beat his ass last time so he decided to ditch his team? zzz

its okay boo! (get it??) PRX are just better, but u can at least try to get second!!

benjyfishy should be the one dodging after what happened last time tbh

yes

losing to someone named FIVE Media Clan is crazy lmaoooooooooooo

b0sk

we already making excuses? game didnt even start

ratio for caring about that stuff. thighs >>>>>>>>>>

will show him that the next time we go to the gym together, thank you!

sliggy is a prx fanboy now, he is fully converted

next match hes gonna do walkouts w/ poolchan

daily reminder that "prime fnatic" havent played vs ilya yet

NA 2 best IGLs are an alcoholistic and someone scared of water

let that sink in

this aint linkedin please guys

legit just my thoughts

why would someone go scrim with a team full time just for 5 matches... that he needs to win all of them and even then it might not be enough

JUST FOR PLAYOFFS

they are 3-20 in maps, i doubt they can go anywhere. learning from yay's mistake is good, keep your stock high king.

totally get him, since furia at 0 wins and the wins are getting carried over, they would need to win every match + other teams would need to choke just for them to get playoffs

not worth it for him, I rather he keeps his value

he broke me:(

"what counts as high elo?"
cn00b and above

valyn is the goat valyn in my throat

we cold like that

PRX WIN = NO MICKEY MOUSE
PRX CHOKE = MICKEY MOUSE

its a 5v4, b0tster cant shoot. we will be fine.

ilya will run them over

they havent played vs ilya yet

why would u want lockin + tokyo trophies when they are both mickey mouses?

dont forget to bump this when PRX 13-0 13-2 fnatic on lotus and icebox

didnt know ur flair had 2 pacific trophies + shanghai trophy???

nah we are too parasocial

"great entry by JJ, but meteor is there to shut them down... great trade by david! ilya is swinging forward!"

nah watch her being completely delulu and dickride GE or BLEED for some reason

every caster is bias, sideshow and bren are goated but they love americas, but theres a difference between normal bias for teams u like to downplaying beautifully played rounds and plays just because its vs your fav team. I dont mind her casting if EMEA isnt playing tbh, but I dont wanna hear about how "goated" fnatic and kc are while they are getting destroyed. it doesnt match what i see on the actual game.

she will have no teams to dickride considering she is downplaying PRX, GENG and DRX all the time at internationals

lets focus on getting rid of y*nsu and adding s <3 e, yknow... actual talent.

get her on international stage

she is too talented to be in emea

maybe -y*nsu + s <3 e??? for the good OWL days

look at her suffer trying talk to the fnatic chant dude, she deserves better

watching her cast KC/FNC games is actually painful

0 credit to the enemy team, full on bias even when your team is complete dogshit

they hold more value than tokyo and lockin in my mind

almost if they have a top tier sova on their team...

i dont want him to get another job

you can be a vibe merchant an an actual good player too

oxy/zekken/karon/benjy are great examples

also boostio just clears as an igl too, so no reason to.

wait you cooked

oxy/kangkang on duelist also works

boostio benjy same role no? ig he can go init/flex for our goat benjy

submit your picks

only players that are HYPE on stage

i always believed

check my replies

https://www.vlr.gg/347466/map-5
https://www.vlr.gg/347452/jason #10 (before the win)

same

unless they face off each other, then im all PRX

i supported geng in madrid when prx got disqualified or they havent played yet

ppl called them chokers when geng were up

so happy to see EG in china :3

so happy to see EG in china :3

DONT EVER DOUBT US EVER AGAIN

CYA AT CHINA GRAND FINALS, GENG. YOU WERE SHOOTING TODAY. WP.

"MONYET SHOULD REPLACE HIM" "SO COLD HE CHOKES"

SIT DOWN, ICE MAN IS HERE.