we also know how NRG got dominated by a chinese team and EG almost lost to FUT
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we also know how NRG got dominated by a chinese team and EG almost lost to FUT
VLR DOWN AND NOW THIS WTF. NA production
HAHA this is so funny. Na production at its finest
vlr just got overthrown by alien lizards and their leader is zuckerberg.
edg are playing slow themselves and are not going aggro like the edg we know do. Normally agro playstyle counters a controlling playstyle.
"Where tf are the EU guys? Come laugh with me, this fluke team stands no chance against EDG" then next message "Thanks bro, will remember this forever, and lets laugh at EDG after a while".
So you think giants will get beat and destroyed but then in the next message you say we will laugh at edg after the game.
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early KANGKANG hype thread in General Discussion
No he is getting exposed
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Time to get exposed
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EARLY GIANTS + SHITMEA LAUGH THREAD in General Discussion
Thanks bro, will remember this forever, and lets laugh at EDG after a while
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EARLY EDG LAUGH THREAD in Off Topic
Where tf are the EU guys? Come laugh with me, this fluke team stands no chance against EDG
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EARLY GIANTS + SHITMEA LAUGH THREAD in General Discussion
Bro how is everyone laughing here but downvoting me in EDG laugh thread
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instant is way too op wtf is this bronze take.
useless analysis by worthless person 🥱🥱🥱
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hes so mid that he has 2:1 first kills to first deaths and average of a 1.22 rating
demon1 will 100% respond to this and try to start a forced rivalry
Poo face canadian who is def mad their fav team is gonna get grouped
the format changes are looking good with there being trusted rumours that there will be 3 splits next season and many other actual decent changes
theres vomit on his sweater already, moms spaghetti
This fire no?
In the midst of Valorant's electrifying arena,
EDG and PRX meet, two forces of fervor,
Kangkang, the star, ignites with fiery might,
Against PRX's prowess, where champions ignite.
The round unfolds, tension hanging thick,
Forsaken, Jinggg, Something, they all click,
Davai and mindfreak, they all combine,
PRX's synergy, a rhythm so divine.
The rounds traded, each second a blaze,
The crowd's anticipation, hearts in a craze,
Alecks, PRX's coach, on the edge of his seat,
His desk feels the force, a testament to the heat.
Kangkang's on fire, leading EDG's charge,
His aim true and steady, a marksman at large,
Chichoo, Nobody, Smoggy by his side,
EDG's alliance, in Valorant's stride.
PRX pushes hard, strategy in their veins,
Forsaken's shots echo, like relentless rains,
Jinggg's precision, a sniper's grace,
Davai and mindfreak, hold the map's space.
The clock ticks down, tension reaches a peak,
PRX versus EDG, a battle unique,
1v1 remains, Something versus Kangkang, a test,
A symphony of heartbeat, this moment's the best.
Kangkang and Something, agents collide,
In a dance of gunplay, a fight bona fide,
Bullets exchange, footsteps echo loud,
The fate of the round, in Valorant's shroud.
Eyes lock, fingers tense, as gunslinger's duel,
Kangkang's precision versus Something's rule,
A flicker of movement, a shot rings true,
PRX claims the round, the scoreboard they subdue.
kru dogshit terrible match before lose cry silver ass in my teeth
sorry i only speak english. Could you please translate to english please?
In Valorant's realm, where battles unfold,
Sentinels faltered, their story now told,
Tenz, Zekken, Pancada, Sacy, and Marved they fielded,
But in the recent tourney, their prowess had yielded.
Tenz's aim wavered, shots gone astray,
No longer the ace, his impact gave way,
Zekken's presence diminished, a shadow of might,
Once fierce in the fight, now fading from sight.
Pancada's spirit faltered, cracks in the core,
Their unity fractured, they could stand no more,
Sacy's resolve shattered, a beacon now dimmed,
In the face of defeat, they could never rescind.
Marved's fire extinguished, a spark turned to ash,
The team's downfall evident, a resounding crash,
Sentinels they were, but what use is the name,
When underperforming is their claim to fame?
Heavily they stumbled, their banner now torn,
In the world of Valorant, where champions are born,
Sentinels' reputation, tarnished and scarred,
Their failure resounding, their future is marred.
For in the realm of esports, where victories define,
Sentinels' decline is their narrative line,
A cautionary tale, a lesson to heed,
Even the mighty can fall, in the face of need.
all lcq teams in americas were just trash
loud have less than a 50% chance i would say
boostio can sleep
ye im pretty sure this is a bit too much to be paying ur employees when you are expected to not last more than 3 months without additional funding
i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.
When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.
I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.
I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walking
in my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.
Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.
Ange0 is the best EU controller
true tho
they cut players salaries as most orgs in NA valorant want to do that as well so I think all NA orgs will come to an agreement to mutually lower all salaries as they are heavily over inflated.
i read lots on their offering memorandum and rob gets payed 360k per year. Then Eric Anmin Ma gets payed 215k per year and James Jamison gets payed 215k per year as well. Aileena xu gets payed 200k per year.
These peoples positions go from CEO to chief of marketing, chief of revenue, chief executer officer, chief operating officer and many more.
https://prnt.sc/E0mATyUq3zPq
i actually think a fnatic gun buddy would be fire and not that terrible. They should make custom gun buddies for all the teams
i did the same haha. "EDG is a valorant team who did well in a recent tournament. Their roster consist of 5 players who are called; Kangkang, Chichoo, Nobody, Smoggy, and Haodong. Can you write a poem for this team" thats what i told it
Heres one about sentinels
In Valorant's arena, where battles unfold,
A team known as Sentinels, with stories untold,
Tenz, Zekken, Pancada, Sacy, and Marved they stand,
Yet in the recent tournament, their fate wasn't planned.
Tenz's skills renowned, a sharpshooter's grace,
Aiming true with every trace,
Zekken's prowess, a warrior's heart,
Facing challenges, playing their part.
Pancada's spirit, unyielding and strong,
In the midst of adversity, they still belong,
Sacy's determination, a beacon of light,
Guiding the team through the darkest of night.
Marved adds his fire, an unstoppable force,
In the face of defeat, they stay on course,
Sentinels they are, though the battles were tough,
Their journey's not over, they've got enough.
Heavily underperformed, yet warriors they remain,
Rising from setbacks, embracing the pain,
Sentinels' legacy, forged through the fight,
In the next chapter, they'll reclaim their might.
For in the realm of esports, victories and falls,
Are the tales that define us, within these walls,
So here's to Sentinels, a team with a goal,
Through struggles and challenges, they'll rise and roll.
In the realm of Valorant's domain,
A team emerged with skill and aim,
EDG they're known, their glory untamed,
Kangkang, Chichoo, Nobody, Smoggy, and Haodong by name.
Kangkang leads with prowess bold,
His tactics sharp, a leader untold,
Chichoo's precision, a sniper's grace,
Aiming true, enemies to erase.
Nobody lurks in shadows deep,
A phantom's touch, opponents asleep,
Smoggy's strategies, a mastermind's art,
Outwitting foes right from the start.
Haodong charges with fiery might,
Explosive prowess in every fight,
Together they stand, a force united,
EDG's valor, in battles ignited.
In the arena they dance, a symphony of might,
Valorant's stage, where they take flight,
With teamwork and skill, they reach for the sky,
EDG's legacy soars, as victories multiply.
So raise your banners for this valiant crew,
EDG in Valorant, a story anew,
Kangkang, Chichoo, Nobody, Smoggy, Haodong's grace,
In the world of esports, they've carved their place.
i think chet just doesn't look at what they did wrong at the last event and only reflects on their weaknesses and improves them as the event goes on.
doesn't matter if other people have the same advantage. common yessirskiii L
luckily there will be 14 teams in a few years and not 10
2.34x betting odds.
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