I'm 6'3 drive a porsche and go to a top 20 uni in the world. Marry me

When he gets off that noob crosshair maybe he'll be back.

Oh wait.

Buy high sell low

When do we sell boys

I'm your number one fan. One day I want to become as unemployed and funny as you!

Teamplay has been really good. Even though they don't have the best shooters, they honestly have upset potential.

Bro gyen is next up. Remember the name.

Aim and mechanics are always trainable. It's harder to teach players to understand the game as deep as lakia did.

Big dawgs like SR G2 and Xipto are aight. They can shoot at a higher level anyways

NA a fraud region importing talent from other regions lmao.

Is NA finished? Their best GC players are from apac (florescent & dodonut)

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These players aren't even radiant? They're middling immortal

Wtf am I watching. High school games have more quality than this.

I think it's enerii without a doubt.

Somebody told me he was top 3 controller NA. He's barely even top 15

Now he has booty cheeks s0p0m0n!

Genuinely praying to god he doesn't shit the bed once again.

Braindead take.

Is it safe to say that your shit region will be winning ZERO trophies AGAIN next year?

Primmie is mechanically the best player in all of FPS. I think he has shown to have better mechanics in this game than prime S1mple and Zywoo had in CS. Give him a team and I think he can become the next Faker with his mechanics

-Jemkin +someone from AE

Finally someone who knows ball

NAME ME A PLAYER MORE MID THAN JEMKIN. YOU CAN'T.

How is jp valorant so mid given how big their playerbase is. Are they one superteam away from contending for trophies? I feel like they could do it.

Been a fan of the region ever since they competed in the APAC circuits back in 2022. Always felt like they've been unlucky and left out by Riot. Hopefully they make it through Ascension, but it gets harder and harder every year, especially since it's hard for them to find good scrim partners on playable ping lmao.

Yay could definitely replace meteor.

Beautifully said

I dropped 350cad on aespa tickets do I cash out and resell for 1290cad in profit?

Lmao we need a kr watcher in here

Who is igl of sin prisa?

BOTSSI 🗿

All this just to be plat max.

Why are there random aussies playing. What happened to jijiehao?

Name me one player worse than this bum. What a sova ult in that 1v1

"Yo do you play val? My favourite player is tenz!"

Ur ass 24.9% hs

who are these people on stream rn and why are they dressed like bums?

Yo what stream is this.

pansy is such a shitmea glazer.

pansy talks too much.

China brain doesn't realize Botkiller69 could've watched jinggg when he was on SMG as well.

GG our region is ret*rded. Why copy P00PER REX when we can copy Korean valorant.

Our minor region is becoming more ass by the day. We're carried by Korea.

You have the biggest geng hate boner of all time. P00p r0x going out 0-2 you bum.

Texture started whiffing out of nowhere.

Shitmea carried by their 2021 trophies. Other than FNATIC their shit region hasn't achieved anything.

Secret would've done so much better than Tal0n ESHITS!!!!!!

Pr0mmie + b0n + g0v0rn0r + j0tb0ys + cr0ws = 0 WINS