i will become a hardcore dfm fan if dfm does something extremely funny

nah meiy drops 65/map

meiy carry

8-9 on each at least

people will like you if you stop acting like a 3 year old

who else is top 5 americas?

because i feel bad for the team going winless for so long i suggest that we all change our flairs to dfm every time they play until they get 1 win yeah?

yeah but it is kinda valid for them to pick split into them

fuck yeah just need a souvenir

because geng and prx diff sentinels' split

funny question if drx win champions will you kiss your mouse and send it to me?

i trust in leaf ig this is just copium

that is unironically a good take now

tbh mibr would come 5th or 6th so g2 is untouched

oh mb gang

mibr is no longer 11th

oh yes i almost forgot thank you for reminding me of his viper

https://youtu.be/i3TWBPD1i5w?si=b__ID-3Mfuc301ZN
me when players playing an fps game shoot back

t1 look alright lol

try a flair for a shit team which is likable like dfm to show them support

th are arguably top 5 lmao also them looking good is the basis of rankings

no its :
sen
geng
prx
kc
th

CHIPI 💥💯🔊 CHIPI👍🥰🤪😋 CHAPA 💗💖🤪😋🔊 CHAPA 💯🥰👌💙 DUBI 🦄✨🧨💗😍 DUBI 😍😍😍🔊💯✨💖💖 DABA 👍💋🔊🤯🎉 DABA 🧨💗💖💖💙 MAGICÒ MÍ 🙋‍♂️💖💖💗🧨 DUBI 💙💙🎉🎉🦄 DUBI BOOM 🧨💥🧨 BOOM 🧨💥🧨 BOOM 🧨💥🧨 BOOM🧨💥🧨

dont give me hope

Boy oh boy where do I even begin. stax... honey, my pookie bear. I have loved you ever since I first laid eyes on you. The way you drive into the paint and strike fear into your enemies eyes. Your silky smooth ascent retakes and that gorgeous calling. I would do anything for you. I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you retire. You had a rough childhood, but you never gave up hope. You are even amazing off the court, you're a great husband and father, sometimes I even call you dad. I forvever dread and weep, thinking of the day you will one day retire. I would sacrifice my own life it were the only thing that could put a smile on your beautiful face. You have given me so much joy, and heartbreak over the years. I remember when I first watched you play in Reykjavík and its like my heart had found how to beat again. a tear still fell from my right eye when I watched you first choke in coppenhagen, because deep down, my glorious king you didnt deserve it. I just wanted you to hold a tropy. But alas, you couldnt, my sweet baby boy then you started to lead this squad without zestkr. 2023 was a hard year for us baby, but in 2024 you will make history happen. You will come back to that istanbul form and your opponents wont believe it. I will be crying, bawling even, and when I see my glorious king kiss his mouse and wave sentinels away after winning the finals to champions. Not only have you changed the meta of valorant and the world forever, but you've eternally changed my world. And now you're getting older, but still the goat, my goat. I love you pookie bear, my glorious king, stax.

pr 🗣️ each

i didnt know that or the kaplan thing wtf..

thank you yukky

i think i was rather high on eg mainly because of potter and jawg but they have disappointed me. Also winning this convincingly still warrants a good placement for them no matter how bad the team is. 13-3 against a team that took a map off loud is kind of good but yes i get your point. I think me being a leaf fan i need to be high on g2.

LMFAO

Boy oh boy where do I even begin. stax... honey, my pookie bear. I have loved you ever since I first laid eyes on you. The way you drive into the paint and strike fear into your enemies eyes. Your silky smooth ascent retakes and that gorgeous calling. I would do anything for you. I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you retire. You had a rough childhood, but you never gave up hope. You are even amazing off the court, you're a great husband and father, sometimes I even call you dad. I forvever dread and weep, thinking of the day you will one day retire. I would sacrifice my own life it were the only thing that could put a smile on your beautiful face. You have given me so much joy, and heartbreak over the years. I remember when I first watched you play in Reykjavík and its like my heart had found how to beat again. a tear still fell from my right eye when I watched you first choke in coppenhagen, because deep down, my glorious king you didnt deserve it. I just wanted you to hold a tropy. But alas, you couldnt, my sweet baby boy then you started to lead this squad without zestkr. 2023 was a hard year for us baby, but in 2024 you will make history happen. You will come back to that istanbul form and your opponents wont believe it. I will be crying, bawling even, and when I see my glorious king kiss his mouse and wave sentinels away after winning the finals to champions. Not only have you changed the meta of valorant and the world forever, but you've eternally changed my world. And now you're getting older, but still the goat, my goat. I love you pookie bear, my glorious king, stax.

https://www.vlr.gg/328122/a-critique-of-psions-power-rankings

i made a new forum post instead because thats how special you are to me 🫂

i fucked up the ordering mb guys

psion's rankings
SEN
NRG
LOUD
100T
Lev
C9
Mibr
Kru
G2
Furia
EG
Right off the bat the top 4 might need some changes. As good of a team as sen is the sheer quantity of vods and multiple disadvantages causes 100t to have an insane edge over sen but they fucking threw so i will be putting g2 there. G2 without net had me raising some eyebrows but the sheer quality of players is good enough to decently carry this team the first game they lost against eg now just seems like potter anti stratting or them getting lucky or a bit of both. i wanna give icy a couple more games in t1 before i judge him. Lev kinda threw with their comps and since i believe in aspas supremacy i will keep them at 5 and c9 at 6, when they match again i hope the role issues are solved and if they are, lev is the superior team. C9 look better than they did at kickoff with the addition of moose and runi they look middle of the pack rn but they do have a good confidence booster by defeating lev so they could do well this split.I have little to comment about Eg at 11th dogshit org w take fuck the haters respect psion's name.
my final rankings:

1. Sen
2. NRG
   3.Loud
   4..G2
   5.100t
   6.lev
   7.c9
   8.mibr
   9.kru
   10.furia
   11.eg

you are so generous 🥰

im dumb

i definitely will which thread?

do you have a pee brain

against t1 and geng lmfao i prolly would not be too surprised

Pacific:
1.GenG(10.0)
2.PRX(9.5)
3-4.T1,DRX(9.0)
5.RRQ(8.0)
6.TEAM SECRET(7.0)
7-8.TALON ESPORTS,ZETA(6.5)
9-10.BLEED,GE(4)
11.DFM(0)

thanks for forgiving me psion 🥰

i am an apac dickrider sorry

t1/drx t1 look amazing rn

fair enough

edg bout to get 13-0d by tec lil bro pipe down

as in trophies

i think nrg go winless however deep their international runs are

he is not as bad as average na fan

😭