https://tracker.gg/valorant/profile/riot/Triibal%230001/overview
Flag: | Switzerland |
Registered: | September 23, 2023 |
Last post: | December 6, 2024 at 5:57 PM |
Posts: | 330 |
i hate this stupid map, its so boring and frustrating to play
its always the same kj and sova on b, ranked team monkeys cant break util for shit, smokes are missing, duelist isnt entrying
please just give us something fresh riot, take out ascent and bring back fracture
maybe skill issue
omg im sorry i read you comment as "be able to block ... pronouns" so u dont want to see them
my bad
i will shoot myself
"oh no my 2 genders the woke lizard people got to them now i have to use pronouns"
need something to read in school classes
she
but yes, going to t2 first would be a good move
HOW DO YOU WHIFF WITH A JUDGE ON A 60HP PLAYER THATS UNAWARE OF YOU
get florescent (please get her into t1)
this is your chance nrg
why. does. fns. (IF YOU HAVE S0M) get. the. hero. sherrif.???
FNS: cant shoot 95% of the time, good igling tho (fuck them comps tho)
ange1: depends on how much snus he took that day if hes topfrag / bottomfrag
boaster: can call rly good, sometimes not it tho, also cant shoot 90% of the time
redgar: finished
hes playing solo deadlock on haven + hes igling
but cmon 4/18 is criminal
prx is a different story + they often lose bc of their comp
the comp is just not it
ethan and s0m looked good, they were playing on comfortable agents for them
fns having to solo play senti on deadlock on a 3 site map + igl against a good team is a lot to ask
WHY IS VICTOR PLAYING CONTROLLER, just get him on a 2nd senti like cypher or run neon + yoru
and crashies well just didnt show up tbh
what the flying fuck are you thinking
couldve had fns on jett and wouldve had better results
deadlock solo sentinel?? lmao this is your world class coach?
NO FLASH INIT ON HAVEN??
CLOVE FOR SOME GODFORSAKEN REASON??????????
save NRG from the snake
the throw of the tournament goes to slovakia wtf was that
thats what ive been saying
ngl ardiis would fint it funny
yes yes youre welcome for me blessing them
"lyrics" for anyone wondering
i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.
When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.
I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.
I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walkingin my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.
Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.
https://suno.com/song/43caae4b-5fb6-43b9-8a6e-50113eceba29 | UK drill version
https://suno.com/song/73ff0782-a1d5-4844-bdc8-e6a93081c7ef | white girl (superior)
the game mode is just terrible
spawns suck
too many players at once
enemies spawn behind you with no chance of shooting back
maps are horrendous for dm, make new ones like for tdm
How do you go 8/37 in 2 maps when 1 of them goes to ot
holy fuck i beat the shitter by spamming savage lions claw im so bad at the game
yeah i usually fail bc getting greedy but like WHEN IS DANCING LIONS OPENING????
blood great katana / blood reverse blades
im not even that far yet im on dancing lion and rellana
any tips?
i wanna not use summons
might have to go back aswell i am being FUCKED by these damn rememberance bosses
top 3 from playoffs goes + the team that has the most champs points that wasnt ranked top3 in the playoffs
emotional game for him against the org that snaked him
he will drop 100 in bo3
who do you get to play recon (like ascent)
fns sova victor kj? or other way arpund
101k dollars salary stolen
101 burgers eaten
nah i hope he makes a comeback
that wiff was more impressive
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
nah after yesterdays loss d00mbros is not that big of a fraud get him back wtf is LATEKS doing
me personally i think it was just woot diff