ange1 will never retire and ardiis on a different team we saw how that works out
Country: | Switzerland |
Registered: | September 23, 2023 |
Last post: | May 20, 2024 at 1:03 PM |
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ange1 will never retire and ardiis on a different team we saw how that works out
obvious 0 awareness thats going to KOI or BBL
no but fut do look super strong cNed one of the few players that are still good from back then
vs navi: depends if we get ange1 or ange0
vs fut: they beat kc, i dont see the sweep ion this match
if someone does really well on 1 agent and decent on the others doesnt that make them merchants?
would that make 2024 tenz omen merchant
wont count yay because hes the definition of merchant
hes actually extremely good, might just be phoenix merchant tho
get him on a good team, playing 1v9 (sometimes 2v8, depends on takas' mood)
so like get a team to sign fns as igl and make him never say a word, strat is set to "go kill", literal free 13-0 run
When I was about 13 I LOVED angry birds, I had every game and bought every toy they had. One day I was playing angry birds when all of a sudden the big red bird turned me on. I couldn't stand it, I was going crazy. I decided to pull out my big long Willy and start jerking.
I never had felt so good, I soon continued to do this daily and never got bored of it! That big red bird was so hot and those blue ones were some cuties. I am glad to admit I still do this to this very day.
i meant our glorious kings performance on viper, having an astonishing (4.8/(2*5)) rating
Based of my nerd brain
weakest at the top
Cypher only thing going for him is hacking into peoples nerve system with his ult, else just based on technology
Brimstone buff army guy, able to call in an orbital laser and leader, but else he lacks in individual power
killjoy incredibly smart + detain, developed defuser but also uses technology to compensate individual power
raze again bases power off of technology, but edges out the others because of huge rocket
sova again, technology, but has a huge laser he can shoot through walls + has an encounter with mirror self behind him
chamber radianite infused guns, can teleport (weakest of the 3 tps) and extremely rich, also blew up fracture, this could move him up a few spots
viper has literal poison gas, also makes people take more damage + invented technology to save reynas sister which requires souls to function
deadlock technology based, but has survived an encounter with a radianite creature that we dont know about but seems to have been powerful (untrustful to
gekkos creatures)
breachmechanical arms make him extremely powerful, can stun people + has experience from criminal family
harbor uses an ancient artifact that gives him the ability to control water, has been confirmed that he cannot use its full power tho
fade can disable peoples hearing somehow, also blackmailed the entire valorant squad with infoirmation she got on them somehow, first time someone did that
kayo could definitely place higher or lower, but up here because of his supress able to turn off high tech stuff and literal magic powers at the same time, also a killing machine designed to kill radianites, but in my opinion gets diffed by the rest above him
gekko can summon creatures, resummon them, also seem to have some kind of intelligence? (wingman mainly) also 1 shot molly and detain
jett can move super fast, able to glide, updraft + dash hint to some kind of air manipulation, partially aware of the game
skye can create life with her powers, also can control them, not limited to dog and bird, but not used by her, also able to heal people
sage can create a jade wall out of thin air, can heal people fully, also can ressurect people just because, hinted limit to her poower? (omen voiceline)
phoenix can bend fire, also can give himself a second life, and hes from london, also partially aware of the gameplay loop
astra can project to the astral plane and manipulate reality by placing her stars (i do not consider these literal stars) but still, and her wall that blocks bullets
omen survived an explosion that ripped him apart, being held together by radianite power, can teleport to anyhwere almost instantly by crossing into his smoke realm, also another limited teleport
yoru can shift himself into another dimension with his ult, can create a copy of himself that actually fools other people (not his old dogshit footsteps), takes his flash from another dsimension aswell, can teleport to anywhere if he sets it up
Iso bulletproof wall to start, and making himself invincible to any hit by killing another person, also his ult creates another dimension temporarily (Domain Expansion)
Neon withstands the amount of electricity she generates, said to be a million volts (powered a portal to another dimension), powers herself up with electricity
also shoots lighning from her fingers (all this while wearing a limiter
reyna well so she kinda just kills people and uses their souls to get stronger, (heals herself by sucking up someones soul and becomes invincible for a while after consuming it, not to say her ult that does both) not much more to say
Clove definitely the strongest agent off of lore. able to revive themself/literal immortality, can use their powers after dying, also healing themself by NOT KILLING, but just shooting someone else
tbh the top 10-2 is quite interchangeable, this is also in my opinion
less infrastructure to get in + possibly less interest in the region
nvm theyre being cooked so hard π
this is NOT my EMEA League 2023 winners team
i think liquid are going to be solid
Why is this so hard for people to accept?
or maybe people stop being hateful idiots and respect others
as long as he plays flash duelist and not dive hes doing well, loud might need to change around some of their comps
Definitely an off game for EDG, beat PRX, but the huge diff on sunset definitely was contributed by qck1
Everyone hating on him for not filling aspas' role, but his phoenix on Sunset rn is destroying EDG, just give him time
i read vlr posts no way in hell it wasnt there before
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bros officially lost it from NRG not qualifying
Guys lets all be thankful to ZETA for letting a new team qualify
TL team liquid more like TL takes L's