u dont need to speak portugese to understand 90% of what hes saying lmao

C9's biggest problem is that they don't have TenZ anymore

who tf does that though

damn, glad whzy turned out to be every bit the goat I thought he would be

U can they just use the males instead of females

lfg, also how tf did BLG beat fns and friends twice? One time could make sense but how tf do they repeat that lmao

first two are so absurd i have to guess the last one

Your literally British

Fenis didn't lose to T1?

Last one probably? BLG were pretty good but i dont see them playing DRX close

the last ones gotta be it lmao

Alfajer had the highest rating at Tokyo I bet

Chet ain't no snake

💀

goddamn

imma guess that DFM took maps off non korean teams, iirc all the korean teams looked strong at the beginning of vct and some of the indian/thai/filipino teams looked a little weak

damn, without gustavo loud cannot ig

Loud getting eliminated?

FUCK

Imma guess Vit not playing lcq

Need to catch up after missing the inaugural season of partnership, tell me two truths and a lie about things that happened during that year and ill try to guess which is a lie (im only vaguely caught up through scrolling through match pages a bit so this should be interesting.)

Bruh, never thought I'd see us turn into drx

dang this new roster is wild, are they pulling an EG with 3 strong subs or are they just rotating players? Wild to see TenZ fragging on omen of all agents

needed a short breather

zombs came out of retirement? lfg

Took a short break from competitive Val, what did I miss?

Prx make it out prayge
Detonation beat Giants
Loud qual over nrg
mibr make top 8
Levi qual over liquid
Sen beat fnc
chinese fpx impresses

arabic would be cool, tho im pretty sure it has like 50 different dialects

Imo alpha clears omega every day of the week

Optic will never win another either kekw

mad cause edg and fpx in franchising but not optic??

Igl: Benkai ofc
Oper: F0rsaken
Entry: Jinggg
Lurker: Mindfreak
Hype Man: D4v4i
Offseason pick up: CigaretteS
initiator: D4v4i
Smokes: Mindfreak
Duelist: Benkai
Coach: Aleks
Sage: Jinggg
Yoru: F0rsaken
Team: Prx

Edward gaming could purchase norfolk island with money they find between their couch cushions sincerely stfu

who

Benkai buff, 2-0

https://valorantsimulator.com/lockin/HXWp2APYiHoOmgInjjus

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the simulator has foretold it so it shall happen
also 2ge owns your favorite player

very true, a morter shell actually hit angels house and killed his pet iguana while he was playing at champions, but it didnt stop him! he perservered and dropped 3 kills that map!

also why tf belgrade catching strays like that?

ik, we slap Zellsis and friends in two but mako and stax gonna fuck us

8109 posts go touch some grass you cave goblin

Benkai is my father but okay, Andrew tate doesnt even know your name so can you really call yourself a topg2 fan??

putting us up against c9 THEN drx
we win these benkai got the strats prayge

zeta
sen
kcorp

Netero on the come up, dont forget us when you blow up <3

correct

Istg if we get a content drought this large every year i'll start watching proffesional smash bros, the quality of shitposting on this site has taken a nosedive and hype seems kinda dead rn

"who" is a south korean player who played cypher for ftg in the World Cyber Games Challengers League Korea: Split 1 if your curious :D

https://www.vlr.gg/player/34953/who

Dasnerth owns all of your favorite valulrante streamers in terms of entertainment

completely uncontroversial
has cool sage walls and amazing aim and an npc personality. Nothing to hate about him really from what i've seen, people watch him for his gameplay and his gameplay is pretty good so... ¯_(ツ)_/¯

:D

That was YOU??? 0_0