I should be hopeful, but past results tell me that even with the underdog buff we're not actually gonna win anything so I'm content just being entertained watching the boys play the most random comps imaginable and run it down

Funny wholesome go lucky w key gaming into hobgoblin chokers pipeline is too addicting. It's coming home I swear 1 more try

Prime Barcelona vs LA Galaxy U14 academy

They even have history from prehistoric valoran it could work

Good call

We need a new valorant El clásico now that optic and loud are washed, which of these do you think would be best?

Prx vs Drx
GenG vs Sen
LOUD vs visas
Zellsis vs financial instability
Flashback vs Drake allegations
Navi vs knockout rounds
Kru vs washed allegations
Aleck's vs gold medals
Potter vs eg management
Sayf vs his teammates
Chronicle vs haters
Prx vlr fans vs Prx Twitter fans
Sideshow vs Xi the G
Rito vs TenZ
Additions:
Prx vs Edg
Losing teams vs rare diseases
Chet vs John Riot

I feel like I've listed some strong contenders, but I'm open to suggestions

He is such a blank slate yeah possibly, my friends 8 year old brother has the potential to surpass Aspas one day who knows, will he? Probably not, but he could.

Pay genghsta 10k to assassinate fire flux management then pick up ruxic for free after he gets arrested

At that point you just pull a bleed yay and hope things work out without trialing them lmao

Wtf

More teams the better imo

Why

• ascension teams rack up champs points with everyone over the year
• 2 ascension teams with the least points have to go play in ascension playoffs and either make top 2 or get relegated
• if either of the bottom 2 teams has a positive or equal head to head record against an ascension team with more points than them they can challenge them to a bo3 series.
• if the lose they get insta relegated, if they win the team they beat has to play in the ascension playoffs instead of them.

Learn how to read please

Each region has 4 ascension slots, at the end of the year the 2 ascension teams with the least champs points have to play in the ascension playoffs, with the top 2 teams qualifying. The catch is that if either of the bottom 2 teams have a positive head to head record against one of the top 2 ascension teams in their region they can challenge them to a best of 3 series with serious map ban disadvantage (if they somehow have a positive record against both they challenge the team that has less points) if they win this series the team they challenged has to play in ascension instead for them, but if they lose they are automatically relegated and the top 3/4 teams from ascension are brought up instead.

Of course we've never beaten you, you played us once in the mickey mouse era than decided to not qualify for any more events lmao

Beat us once at our worst than immediately got punted out of the arena the moment you played a good team, gj

You need to be good enough to have a chance to win to choke, so yeah we are 1000x better chokers than Lev lmao

Cooking

We spend all of the mickey mouse era having fun with uncle Benkai and stumbled into a few finals playing old yoru and nerfed astra, now it's the real era and we're still trolling yet are still considered a top team in the world, not too bad tbh

We got jingg back, were in franchising, were chilling, optics dead yays washed fns is in hospice and all they have to show for it is a Mickey mouse win against some plumbers a few years ago

https://www.dexerto.com/valorant/optic-fails-to-enter-valorant-partnership-league-reports-say-1936937/

I would respond with a quote of my own but leviathan are too dogshit to qualify to anything worth watching unfortunately :(

People taking the actual funny shit like d0rke.and y0y and 0pply0ng 0t t0 0v0ry f0ck0ng pl0y0r untill it just becomes actually irritating to look at

Best big game player on one of the tournament favorites

When or how much you eat is less important than what you eat, find low calorie filling snacks to hold you over and eat healthy meals, if you need to lose weight as opposed to just turning it into muscle maintain a calorie deficit however best suits you. Some people eat smaller portions, some people eat less meals, etc. Pair that with excersise and a non sedentary lifestyle and your chilling

Okie

Play a sport

Okie

So he was born in Finland and has his flair as finnish? And he's Russian?

His flair says Finland

Calling a finnish person Russian is fighting words as far as I know, replace him with jemkin and that team could qualify to champs

D3ffo - in Azkaban
Sheydos - about to get a franchised team relegated
nAts - free my boy
Chronicle - himothy
Redgar - had the skill sucked out of him in a panda express parking lot by berLin

If I see d3ffo but not jemkin I'm burning his house down

Please share

Would you consider 2022 Brazil or 2022 APAC stronger? At that point loud owned everyone but everyone else in brazil.was kinda cheeks while APAC.was fielding a ton of solid contender teams but just wasn't strong enough to push it over the ledge (APAC is a region ik but thought it was a good comparison)

My children will flourish

In valorant, is volume or quality of players more important. Like is it better to be able to field 5 players who can win it all but everyone else shit or be able to field like 4 teams who could hold their own against high level competition but aren't quite good enough to go all the way even as a superteam

God the thought of watching us get massacred for four maps is saddening, without something we would get bent against eg

If you had one chance to pit any 2 teams in their peak form against each other in a gigabanger best of 7, with each map going first to 15 on lan, who would you choose? For me I would want to see Champs 2022 LOUD vs 2023 EG, strongest roster in all of valorant at the peak of their performance vs a peaking miracle team with crazy individual talent and a giga brain coach

I would trade all 3 of you for a 6 message conversation between trembo and babysasuke

I'm telling butterflyeffect about this

I'm gonna kill myself

Don't worry I'll be sending this one to the academic advisory board for plagiarism and inappropriate sexual conduct towards a bald person

Sacy glaze is kinda crazy but you do you

Ty papi

I don't watch enough valorant to know, and this question kinda requires serious eye test, like how for the longest time everyone considered jinggg to be the #1 raze even though he wasn't always at the top statistically

Fns would still have the lowest firepower on the team lmao

Also "age is just a number" butterfly effect come I've found a way for you to redeem yourself

Who is the #1 player at every agent going to champs?

They would have won that major even harder with dasnerth igl trust