wtf is this lmao

pissing in the woods is legit it's no fake thing that only works if you believe it, it is scientifically backed

the trajectory that a piss stream can take when pissing in a forest

only the best:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=OLAK5uy_mlywdKP2GhxZraSRtiGqEkc-sXJhZJGyA

HE'S BACK?

ok, thats not supposed to happen but cool asf ig

plenty of woods in germany and definitely not addicting

bro how fucking dirty is india

i dont have time to read books, im pissing on my tree

bruh

naples

it is completely normal i dont see the issue

everyone is ready, to simply say that "there are no woods near me" is but an excuse, you can go piss in a forest, you're ready stop making excuses

L

i love my life

only a french guy wouldn't have the balls to actually go deep in a forest, imagine pissing near a forest and not in one, loser mentality bro

apparently, i'm doing my tree a favour, not that i'd give a fuck anyway

https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/human-urine-is-an-effective-fertilizer/

fra siamo pieni di boschi con molti alberi non hai scuse

everyone knows that to be good at valorant you need cold blood and calmness, and the easiest thing you can do for that is to get up from your chair, walk to the nearest forest, find your own tree deep in the forest and have a fat fucking piss on said tree.
this will help you keep a balanced and calm state of mind during your day, and valorant games.

dapr 💀💀💀

oh yea true then ig

wdym touch grass i literally piss in the woods daily

some people just weird lol

guys piss in the woods guys

why does it say 0-0, they're 10-9

most polite indian

today i wasn't feeling so well at school, i had a massive headache since early in the morning, but then when coming back home from school i enter the forest that borders the street i walk on, went deep in the forest ( as i do almost everyday ), reached my tree, enjoyed the atmosphere and cold silence, and had the fattest piss i've had in weeks. Needless to say i felt immediately better and now i am fine.
Another healthy thing you can do is take breaks from playing val every now and then.

"piss in the woods"
-me

one of two things is bound to happen:
-chaos insues, that is MY tree I am pissing on it, it would simply be unacceptable to allow others to bother me on such a momentous occasion, life ruined, all that is left is to kill said person and piss ON HIM next, even the mere presence of another can ruin this process indefinetely, it would even be proposterous to suggest resolving this in a peaceful and contained manner.

or

-PISS BUDDIES :D

this act's possible illegality only adds hype to experience from it

fr you have to, at least once in your life, just get up, find a forest and go piss on a tree in the middle of the woods, it literally changes your whole prospective on life in a subconscious manner, trust me.
Also if you use jett updraft on Split (best map) B site you can die before the round starts, it is quite funny but don't do it in my ranked games pls.

• Maldini
• Messi
• van Basten

duelist's job isn't to frag out, it's to create space on site.
i'd be 101% fine with a reyna going 2/17 if he's opening up the right spaces, being traded, etc

exactly

eew french

i couldnt tell you a single time this ever held true

stop lurking

fake your confidence as much as you can, respond quick

drop the riff bro

will always go harder than fucking "babyj" so go for it ig

how are you expecting anything original here is the real q

what do you need to log in thrice into so hard?

bro 🤓

filosofer

wasted a whole 5 minutes looking up a pro named triolog but its just some idiot's 5th alt 😭

allow it

Sky(e)

when it rain
it's crying

when it hail
it's breaking

when it fog
it farted

when she flashes i scream
i hate her bird but
she has a card where you
can see her feet

so it's cool,
ig

"all maps suck exept the one you hate"

thank you

best map