this is poetry

MY KINGS!

cooked

hot take: short hair johnqt > long hair johnqt

I mean just look at his vlr picture. its just so tough.

i wasn’t familiar with his game…

too soon to say. we need to look at the year as a whole and we aren’t even halfway through yet.

stop being a hater and start glazing. come international tournaments, we abandon our Americas beef and cheer for NA, like gentlemen. get a hold of yourself and stop complaining that our team couldn't show up. teams that did, like kru, should be rewarded.

the only person overrating them is shanks and he’s literally paid to

lol u knw u're bad when there is a speedrun to see which team can dominate you the hardest

those 4-13's were crazy

If sen was the best team in the world once they won Madrid and nrg is a super team that has now had time to get to know each other, and lev beat both, then lev are the best team in the world, right?

If c9 beat lev, that means that they're the best in the world right?

Today, 100t beat, c9.

THEREFORE, 100T BEST IN THE WORLD??

ur not a 100t fan? why are u glazing zikz then?

She had to build an almost entirely new roster from scratch with budget cuts on player salaries. ur just mad that they shit on ur favorite team last year and r coping this year by blaming someone who isn't even a player.

pancada is the answer

he redeems himself w banger watch parties

not even 9 rounds in a bo3 is fucked though...

fam its not recency bias if he literally set the kill record. how does he not drop almost 50!!!! kills in one game against an A tier team and not be called the goat?

I feel like almost the whole LOUD team is firing on all cylinders except the tip of the spear...it seems blunt

my heart agrees with you but my mind can't. I know that loud is a household name but my faith is being tested with the recent performances and now the loss to c9.

bros made 29 posts in one day??

i am canadian and i approve this message

bro don't u have a piazza u could ask?

sacy and saadhak on the same team again would go nuts.

how dogshit can you be with a champions trophy?

do you guys think its possible to see fenis s0m back?

how do u get stars?

do you remember what series?

how did marved earn his reputation? was he really that good when optic won masters?

What was the moment that made you a 100 Thieves fan? I've heard a lot of hype around asuna but since I'm relatively new to esports, i don't really get it.

how else are you supposed to rank reams if not based on their previous performances?

it'll be so funny to be proven wrong. add me.

love at first hentai watch party

1) that was one play which isn't fair to use to represent the whole team.
2) that was a whole other nrg roster, only 2 members remaining on the current one.
3) this roster is too new so we can't compare it to blg yet

brotha u knw we can click on ur name and see what you've been saying right?

Personally, I haven't seen that many vlr users going out of their way to shit on NRG but what I have seen is entire accounts dedicated to shitting on other teams (mostly seen SEN) and having the NRG flair. some examples r happiness_ and pee_consumer. I'd guess that the reason people hate NRG is bcuz their toxic fans are very vocal similar to those sen fans we all knw.

yea ok i see your point about how its not cool to atk people who misgender marginalized communities by accident since it has been relatively recent that their movements have been hyper-mainstream in the west. More conservative people are generally slow to change so i can understand if they need time to get on board with these kinds of changes (ex. preferred pronouns). However, do you think it is fair to have such avid distaste for the whole non-binary community from a handful of bad experiences? In doing so, you spread more hate to nb people you've never met, who've never tried to hurt you. You are, of course, entitled to ur opinion but actively shitting on them can cause damage to people who are just trying to be themselves to no one's expense.

i commend you for ur confidence

what do you mean by "winning both split 1 2"? do u mean the international stages 1 and 2?

you'd think tenz slaughtered this guy's family the way his whole vlr acc is shitting on sen

bcuz he's a sen fan and he's on the Madrid high

non-copium, but platchat predict 100t can actually take a dub over sen since we have less time to cook coming out of Madrid and it makes sense to step off the gas to make strats for future events since we already have 6 champ points

real talk na_kekw, why is it that you're so resistant to nb movement. I can understand that you don't want to "suddenly step on eggshells" but it seems to me that all these people r asking of you is that you respect the personal decisions they've made for themselves (treat them with human decent) and call them by a different pronoun. Their expression is not an attack on other people so why do you feel that way? Is it really that offensive to you if a person prefers to be called a just they/them instead of she/her? If so, why?

BRO U A LOUD FAN AND U DIDN'T CHEER FOR THE AMERICAS TEAM?? where the solidarity dawg?

How delusional do you have to be to be calling 1/3 of the international events this season a "mickey mouse event".

time and place, skibidi. There's a time and place.

Imagine what he was thinking when GENG kicked sen out of the top bracket

OP's name checks out - you're actually awesome. Maybe the most sane valorant fan I've seen in a while.

how did we forget about how dominant FNC was so fast?

I've seen happiness_'s D1 hating for a while now but what is baiting? I'm guessing it means you post very controversial opinions to make your post more popular but why is that popularity good if it means you just look silly to more people now?

you gotta have a stick up your ass if you are this pressed over mimi's silliness and her predictions for the fun of the game.