Sage-Breach
Flag: Indonesia
Registered: June 2, 2024
Last post: September 1, 2024 at 5:48 PM
Posts: 346
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Nope

posted 3 months ago

I'm a 19 year old, I'm In love with a 55year old lady.
We were happily living together in the last year until her 38y/o son decided to move in with us last month.
But now I’m getting tired of his lazy ass.

I'm trying to educate him about life but he doesn't listen. How can I be a good stepdad to this man?

Please help, What must I do?

posted 3 months ago

It’s not kangkang’s fault if asspus wants to play hero and not actually play off HIS TEAMMATES UTILS. Asspus is desperate for praises and validation.

posted 3 months ago

Either jingg or something or both of them should go, and be replaced with players who are more fundamentally sound, players with discipline.

posted 3 months ago

There’s a lot of threads on who’s better between these two. But did people not watch the upper finals match between LEV and EDG wherein Kangkang made Asspus his pet, diffing him hard throughput the series? Enough of these posts. It has been settled by Kangkang once and for all.

posted 3 months ago

The difference is Asspus is playing for stats, trying to get praise each and every play, while KK plays WITH his team. Asspus will easily amass 30k each game because he’s baiting his teammates, trying to be relevant, seeking validation.

posted 3 months ago

No team will ever find success as long as they have BCJ

posted 3 months ago

Put KK in Aspas’ place and LEV would have won Champions. LEV is not trash. Aspas is.

posted 3 months ago

After today’s grand final match, I don’t ever wanna see Asspas’ name in any “greatest duelist” or “GOAT” discussion ever again. His peak isn’t even nowhere near KK’s peak.

KK made Aspas look like a bullied kid, crying to his mama.

posted 3 months ago

While minibot averages <190 so far umegalul

posted 3 months ago

They already did fall-off hard in Champs

posted 3 months ago

How can there be a downfall when the region isn’t even good to begin with?

posted 3 months ago

Masters Pangasinan

posted 3 months ago

You’ve seen it here first

posted 3 months ago

That’s not fair for a valorant powerhouse like indonesia

posted 3 months ago

When???

posted 3 months ago

Who says sliggy is smart? Isn’t that why he’s a bum watching and talking about valorant all day?

posted 3 months ago

That’s always the dream — every year!

posted 3 months ago

PRX will get one

posted 3 months ago

Buffed to early exit

posted 3 months ago

Then goes home to cry to his girlfriend then his girlfriend will defend him in social media.

posted 3 months ago

His firepower has been retired-like for the last three years. No one will even consider him for tier 3 so he’s forced to retire

posted 3 months ago

Save from what exactly? The guy can’t live up to the susanto name

posted 3 months ago

But indonesia is a valorant powerhouse, we can build at least 10 full indo rosters

posted 3 months ago

Jawgemo’s ace against NRG and f0rsakeN’s 1v5 ace agains EDG are better.

posted 3 months ago

Another ass kisser

posted 3 months ago

Ass-pus this ass-pus that. Why don’t you kiss the pus in his ass?

posted 3 months ago

But he’s no longer in the league and there’s a reason for that. Washed

posted 3 months ago

Irrelevant player in 2024 so why even mention him?

posted 3 months ago

So where are all these RRQ iNd0 SUpErTeAm threads that are popping out at the end of each season?

posted 3 months ago

He was good in 2021

posted 3 months ago

No franchising team would risk acquiring this fraud who was only good for 30 seconds. He’ll probably find a place in tier 3 though.

posted 3 months ago

There’s no way these GenG players are in the top ten after a very disappointing Champions run. They can’t even make it past group stage.

posted 3 months ago

You must feel bad for GenG and TS if that’s the case. They’re looking really bad that’s there’s no way they’re keeping this roster

posted 3 months ago

He’s been playing on a retired capacity for the longest time, anyway. Not surprising.

posted 3 months ago

He’s definitely going to RRQ iNd0 SUpErTeAm

posted 3 months ago

Sorry if this is hurting your feelings

posted 3 months ago

We all know China’s participation as a region is only for viewership. No one really cares about China except China.

posted 3 months ago

I had this at third place but recency bias had me listing GenG instead.

posted 3 months ago
  1. BOOM 2022
  2. TLN 2024
  3. GEN.G 2024
posted 3 months ago

Nobody cares about TLN, tbh. They went to Champions empty handed. They didn’t even show any fighting chance. Probably the worst team to ever compete internationally besides BOOM 2022.

posted 3 months ago

Cream cheese on a bagel is the ultimate coffee pair

posted 3 months ago

You’re the IGL of this mechanically gifted team. You’re averaging a -22 +/- on a whopping 80ACS for the season. But today you’re facing the sentinels and in the first half of the first map, you’re finally fragging. People now say you’re a fragging IGL. You feel good, in fact you’re now talking trash against the opposing team and even standing up, waving your hands, making sure they notice you.

But then the rest of the game plays out, you lost, you posted better numbers this time, probably the best in your entire career. A whopping 120ACS on a -15. You realise you are still useless and will go home re-evaluating your on-stage antics.

You go home and see people bashing you on twitter. You cry to your girlfriend and realise you are a clown for taunting way too early.

posted 3 months ago

Just imagine FNC not having to fight 4v5. 10-consecutive Champions titles minimum.

posted 3 months ago

Apparently, English is easiest to learn when you play with native English speakers. Alfa cannot speak english when he joined FNC. Sacy wasn’t this good either. Patiphan is another example where he improved miles when he played in the US.

posted 3 months ago

You’re the IGL of this mechanically gifted team. You’re averaging a -22 +/- on a whopping 80ACS for the season. But today you’re facing the sentinels and in the first half of the first map, you’re finally fragging. People now say you’re a fragging IGL. You feel good, in fact you’re now talking trash against the opposing team and even standing up, waving your hands, making sure they notice you.

But then the rest of the game plays out, you lost, you posted better numbers this time, probably the best in your entire career. A whopping 120ACS on a -15. You realise you are still useless and will go home re-evaluating your on-stage antics.

You go home and see people bashing you on twitter. You cry to your girlfriend and realise you are a clown for taunting way too early.

posted 3 months ago

One-team region and 0-team region after today. This is Alfa, when standing up btw 🤡

posted 3 months ago
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