WHAT
i'm glad you are good conut

i've never formatted on VLR before, besides bullet points and numbered things i guess, so im seeing if it works how i think it should for a post later

idk bc old stinky cat is the greatest team to ever touch valorant, they've never lost at a masters or champions event ever

because -juicy was necessary, they probably keep juicy if he's old enough

HIIII CONUT, you are probably wondering what i need this for
you'll see later :)
also hru

i need this for a post, sorry anyone

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brother he wasn't on anyone's top 5 controllers before this split but played the best of any controller.

DRG and T1 exist....
FPX will beat 1 of them AT LEAST

why don't u have PRX flair on

i say fuck a lot, but because im talking about mario FRICK in all caps sounded funnier to me

#2
for example, LOUD vs Zeta and FPX vs KRU at champs 2022. both LOUD and FPX win almost every single time, its not even 80-20 its like 90-10 or 95-5

FRICK, send me the poltergust 5000 through the pixelator

this means that over 70% of the time in signficant matchups (no HEAVY favorite) the team that loses the first match wins the second

eyetalian go call luigi there's a ghost in my house

previously: 20-9 in significant matchups(69.0%), 20-14 in all matchups (58.8%)
added: madrid, all 4 playoff stages in the 4 regions
now: 24-10 in significant matchups (70.6%), and 24-16(60.0%) in non-significant matchups

what does mogged even mean
i done with stats

yeah, have a good day ima do stats for like an hour so no respond

LOUD can they choose not they wanna stay comfortably in the green money wise

ohhhh ok

he stepped down?

im saying it being on the high end is probably wrong, there's definitely players getting paid a lot more than that

yay was worth vastly more than the average player, he was worth more than the core 3 that NRG bought i think is what FNS said

just replace qck with pancada and go no duelist then? its saadhak he doesn't need to use normal comps

what did tuyz do lielah..... why u leave him off :( just replace qck with a duelist thats good, not just servicable like qck

5k a month is only like 10k above minimum salary bro

navi aren't making an event this year sorry to tell u this

he'll still probably be able to go to shanghai, seeing him roll out in a wheelchair would be funny AF

about the english language, not you
have a good day i need to sleep

brother the 4th one is not a hot take there's a decent chance that happens

complaining is the wrong terminology, your english is great just because its from england there are a bunch of stupid phrases and small inconsistencies

FAKE NEWS HE IS THE MAIN STREAM MEDIA I DEFINITELY DID NOT SAY THIS AND THEN IMMIDEATLEY EDIT IT
(sarcasm)

AHAHHAa

u own 65% of yay stocks at this point

chunkio what are u doing here, go back to the yay thread

its just how my brain works, my bad lmfaooo

you didn't its very easy to infer that though with your wording
also Something has only lost 4 maps on jett

compare their stats on jett and get back to me.
ps using VLR rating to decide something was the best player in pacific is crazy

boostio

tex has been in americas his whole career he did not switch leagues

the only reason ascent's reptitivity is an issue is because its been in the game for close to 5 years
edit: 5 years straight

bro they are 6-3 vs fnatic on maps this split.... judging 1 game where heretics choked a 2-0 lead(and miniboo was suffering from mental health problems) compared to all 3 games together is extremely disingenuous to how good TH are

cryo has been much better this split than something, like its apparent by watching both and via stats
now, whether this translates into doing better at shanghai idk

its mid is better than bind's(bind doesn't have a mid) and bind is a fine map

this doesn't include 100T vs G2 bo5, 100T are 7-4 not 6-4
also including kickoff stats is pretty useless for shanghai, its better not to

icebox most overhated map its completely fine

i added up the matches with my premier team and its only like 300 AND THATS 6 PEOPLE

<3
is the 296 matches the greeko boio below me said the amount with pollo?

someoen translate

that was before the regional winners went straight to playoffs, which is what this dude is referencing