never diss GOAT-spire again you hear me
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| Registered: | April 9, 2022 |
| Last post: | December 1, 2024 at 8:17 PM |
| Posts: | 34 |
Is there a way to look at maps not in the current rotation on valoplant? I'm tryna make something for split
such a shame he can't play next year this guy is insane
EDG has spent eternities trapped in the misery of being CN Farmers. They are emperors of a desolate land, a crown of false gold atop their heads staring out over teams of frauds and paycheck stealers. The world has looked down upon them for their failures internationally. They have been the shame of their region, the favorite child who became a prodigal son. It has been their curse since time immemorial.
But recently, there has been a breakthrough. A breakthrough that turned them from a grouped team into one of the strongest in the world. There has been an incredible discovery: CN team energy is contagious.
With enough matches against CN teams, other teams from around the world can also be considered equivalent, their statuses slowly equalizing. CN teams don't need to improve to the level of international teams, international teams and CN teams simply need to be mentioned in the same breath, and the EDG Farming Technique will truly and fully activate.
Leviatan's loss to Trace infected them far beyond necessary measures. Sentinels have never been a good enough team to beat EDG in the first place. PRX has fought EDG enough times that they are bound together, as souls. The only obstacle remaining in their path is the possibility that a different team, yet uninfected, makes a dark horse run, approaches the title that should be Edward's.
So EDG Haodong waited, with bated breath, for the results of the rest of the tournament. And they struck gold.
Heretics, from the worst region in the world, with 5 bums on their roster, have faced Chinese teams 4 times already, and won all 4 times. They are the CN farmers that will replace EDG, the new Atlas to suffer under the weight of the world. They are the newly minted kings of never winning an international event again.
KangKang was in his element. He was facing CN farmers, so essentially a CN team, in Seoul, essentially a quick swim away from China, and was playing Valorant, essentially a Chinese game. How could he lose?
yea no idea what they were thinking there, but in theory it is perfect for loud
iirc g2 played sova gekko instead of kayo gekko
Am I crazy or does this omen icebox comp (omen viper kj gekko kayo) have like a 0% win rate. I remember geng and loud also losing with it, which is strange because in theory it's a good comp. are teams just playing it wrong?
Who is tuyz? For the blind, the darkness. For the deaf, the silence. For the crippled, the running shoes. For the fans, the fraud. For the corner, the whiff.
This guy is an up and comer no? like fr I think we'll see him in franchising next 2 years no? he was frying in quals no? what are y'alls thoughts
why does pansy glaze fnatic so hard? like I feel she constantly overhypes them and never the other team?
does boostio stand up all the time so he can feel his feet on the ground for once?
apparently he's the IGL, coach, and CEO of the org
https://twitter.com/Infamous_VAL
Is this the lowest kills ever in a bo5??
https://www.vlr.gg/343392/termina-enjoyers-vs-qlash-challengers-league-2024-italy-rinascimento-split-1-decider
Who are you guys rooting for? personally I'm supporting DZ
I miss the old yayster
Straight from the go yayster
Click on their heads yayster
Set on his goals yayster
I hate the new yayster
The cant raze yayster
The cant entry yayster
The insta crouch yayster
I miss the sweet yayster
The calm composed yayster
I gotta say
At that time i'd like to meet yayster
See i invented yayster
There wasnt any yayster
And now i look and look around and theres so many yaysters
I used to love yayster
I used to love yayster
I even had the yellow prime
I thought I was yayster
What if yayster made a song about yayster
Called i miss the old yayster
Man that'd be so yayster
Thats all it was yayster
We still love yayster
And i love you like yayster loves yayster
Is there an English co-stream? i dont speak french
It's an off-topic question, but I'm serious. Let’s say that it's the finals on LAN map 5 in crunch time. If Aspas starts kissing Less, not a single opponent will be watching the game, leaving Cauanzin open for an easy ace. Would Aspas and Less be punished for this or would the round count? The rules are vague but point to no unsportsmanlike behavior, but I don't see how this is unsportsmanlike, it's just the most uncharacteristic thing ever. What say you guys?
Sorry to say this, but if you still think NAVI is a top team, or a good team, you're on some next level copium.
Their era is pretty much over. ANGE1 can't shoot, they keep playing weird ass comps and are barely letting their players play the agents they're comfortable on.
someone take omen tp away from them ffs they cannot be trusted with it
Victor "cboomer" Louis is a troll in the esports channel in the Valorant discord server. Most commonly seen dropping the worst takes in esports history, people still aren't sure when he's actually telling his true opinion or trolling.
you wake up at 12 pm every day. 🤣🤣Life over at 20. ☠️☠️Stay computer.💯👍 Nerd.🤣🤣
laz drops 50
this will be prime jail valorant
holy shit you predicted it
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