Number_1_Sheydos_Fan
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Registered: November 16, 2022
Last post: May 26, 2024 at 2:03 AM
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chamber meta is never returning with how hard he is nerfed still

posted 6 months ago

Swedish arabic literacy 115%

posted 6 months ago

chicken #1
salmon #2
everything else

posted 6 months ago

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posted 6 months ago

Top waffle of 2023

posted 6 months ago

fraudkuna << gojover

posted 6 months ago

They are NOT beating the fraud allegations today lmaoo

posted 6 months ago

As a fellow NA fan that is a bad opinion

posted 7 months ago

I wasnt saying hes a top8 player I'm saying hes consistently at the top. T0nz Yay lolpiss and nerd1 all fluked and are playing like shit. Aspas 1.03 rated at champs as star (an event that they won XDDDDDDDD), tonz and yay not playing good at all this year and nerd1 abusing jawgemo luck factor and the fact that EG never had to play fnc at champs to snag a trophy. All fluke duelists. Derke? Always at the top of stats. Never has an off tourney even tho he plays with BOASTER for 2 years now

consistency= derke >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> all other duelist mains

posted 7 months ago

Fnatic: is Fnatic, supposed to be top 1
Navi: Shit in 2023 but probably being good in 2024
TL: Apeks with J0mppi and goAts, but without sayf idk if i can trust in this team
Fut: Cned is a W for them, idk what about yetujey, but if they made top 3 in their first tier 1 year, should be expected top 3 again with the upgrades
GIA: they needed an IGL, they got one of the emea's best, all other 4 players are really good, so I think they can make easily top 3
Vit: Looks like they are cooking, idk so much about new players
TH: These kids have future but i dont believe that in this year they can do something
BBL: another turkish team imo
KC: Cooked really good, if works well, top 4-6 team
KOI: 💀(they fumbled so fucking bad but kamo is a nice pickup ig)
M8: idk

posted 7 months ago

look at any global lan and tell me u dont see derke in the top5-8 of stats. if u find any that he wasnt top8 in ill be impressed

posted 7 months ago

Hi pookie

posted 7 months ago

average GC trainwreck drama

posted 7 months ago

The red flag is her having snap at all tbh

posted 7 months ago

For sure bro its not like both sheydos and deffo were playing like ass the entire tournament (2 key players)

posted 7 months ago

Moatz

braindead bot

mrGoudas
best copypasta maker in VLR

Okobotro
mini botssi🗿 meme

posted 7 months ago

Don't celebrate too early

posted 7 months ago

VALORANT Champions Oradea or VALORANT Champions Timisoara PLS

posted 7 months ago

-cnoob -shitppan -DementiaGE1 +Jemkin +Kr1stal +Sheydos

posted 7 months ago

Maybe rolve cb but cbr and cbre were def more tap heavy

posted 7 months ago

Stockholm aint safe for shit tf

posted 7 months ago

I am so maining him now

posted 7 months ago

In the midst of my amusement on the waterslide, a colossal shadow engulfed the entire pool, casting a momentary pall over my joy. My gaze ascended, revealing the imposing figure of Ardiis, who descended upon me with purpose. His entry into the pool, a grand leap, generated a formidable wave that rendered me unconscious.

Upon regaining my senses, I found myself ensnared within the confines of a frigid, squalid chamber. There, Ardiis stood, broadcasting his exploits in the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch, engaging his audience with a remarkable verbosity, uttering the word "bro" an astonishing 254 times in a mere three sentences. Bewildered, and driven by hunger, I discovered my restraints were crafted from chocolate. I hastened to liberate myself, all the while remaining inconspicuous, presuming I was confined to what I assumed was his maternal abode.

My explorations yielded an exit, whereupon I encountered a furious throng of Brazilians brandishing blowtorches and pitchforks, their chants decrying Ardiis as a racist and a failure. Unperturbed, I sought swift departure. Yet, as I approached the threshold, Ardiis, with his immense hand, restrained me, whispering in my ear with a mellifluous tone, "You're not going anywhere, pumpkin pie," and, "Daddy's going to resolve this swiftly."

Stepping outside, he performed a flamboyant aerial maneuver, conjuring five knives around him, dispatching the Brazilian crowd with a frightening ease. Terrified, I resigned myself to fate. Ardiis approached, each step resonating like a drumbeat. Upon reaching me, he settled down, stating that I had grown cold, necessitating his warmth. After some time, he ushered me back into the malodorous basement, disrobing in the process. He proceeded to inspect me, licking my ear, only to be suddenly overcome with embarrassment. He released me, acknowledging his grievous mistake — all along, he had mistaken me for a chocolate egg, his profound disappointment etched upon his face.

posted 7 months ago

In the midst of my amusement on the waterslide, a colossal shadow engulfed the entire pool, casting a momentary pall over my joy. My gaze ascended, revealing the imposing figure of Ardiis, who descended upon me with purpose. His entry into the pool, a grand leap, generated a formidable wave that rendered me unconscious.

Upon regaining my senses, I found myself ensnared within the confines of a frigid, squalid chamber. There, Ardiis stood, broadcasting his exploits in the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch, engaging his audience with a remarkable verbosity, uttering the word "bro" an astonishing 254 times in a mere three sentences. Bewildered, and driven by hunger, I discovered my restraints were crafted from chocolate. I hastened to liberate myself, all the while remaining inconspicuous, presuming I was confined to what I assumed was his maternal abode.

My explorations yielded an exit, whereupon I encountered a furious throng of Brazilians brandishing blowtorches and pitchforks, their chants decrying Ardiis as a racist and a failure. Unperturbed, I sought swift departure. Yet, as I approached the threshold, Ardiis, with his immense hand, restrained me, whispering in my ear with a mellifluous tone, "You're not going anywhere, pumpkin pie," and, "Daddy's going to resolve this swiftly."

Stepping outside, he performed a flamboyant aerial maneuver, conjuring five knives around him, dispatching the Brazilian crowd with a frightening ease. Terrified, I resigned myself to fate. Ardiis approached, each step resonating like a drumbeat. Upon reaching me, he settled down, stating that I had grown cold, necessitating his warmth. After some time, he ushered me back into the malodorous basement, disrobing in the process. He proceeded to inspect me, licking my ear, only to be suddenly overcome with embarrassment. He released me, acknowledging his grievous mistake — all along, he had mistaken me for a chocolate egg, his profound disappointment etched upon his face.

posted 7 months ago

have whzy on my team and force him to play split and bind for maximum judge efficiency

posted 7 months ago

y0y

posted 7 months ago

fellow 😭😭😭

posted 7 months ago

Nt shitmericas fan

posted 7 months ago

Kohaibi will clear so hard

posted 7 months ago

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posted 7 months ago

suzu
Male: sheydos<3

posted 7 months ago

Nice kd

posted 7 months ago

You won’t regret it rgx blade costs too much to regret

posted 7 months ago

Yes keenc is nb from what i recall

posted 7 months ago

Start permalocking reyna if you frag on flash agents

posted 7 months ago

EG without trans meta buff will get eliminated 26-0 by v1, just watch.

posted 7 months ago

incredibly BASED wtf

posted 7 months ago

put the top5 best gc players on the same team and they'll still lose to RRQ and ZETA. No debating it. GC is far behind vct, and probably even t2 scenes as well. They don't deserve jack shit in vct not a single gc player does 🤣

posted 7 months ago

Add polvi and starx0

posted 7 months ago

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posted 7 months ago

New routine dropped

posted 7 months ago

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posted 7 months ago

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posted 7 months ago

Alfajer overrated

Follow this routine if u want Botssi (itsover on vlr) aim💯💯💯

2:00 am Wake up
3:28 am Lis10 to nAts masturbation vods
4:13 am kovaaks train while listening to suygetsu sex replays
7:08 am scream at local spanish retard boy for peeking B elbow on Breeze for the reason “why not bro”
11:43 am Attempt to ragequit life
12:83 am Fail to ragequit life because you have no more boolets
1:99 pm Experience a period of weakness from not orgasming to nAts clips from masters berlin
4:59 pm memorise every single time lukashenko refused an application for belarusian citizenship from people with jewish descent
5:01 pm Pay his somali wife’s cousins bribes to not attack him
6:02 pm Inconspicuously scream at a fat Swedish man and a nerdy austrian teenager for “rigging his vcc team”
8:25 pm pretend to go to sleep but instead masturbate to ancient belarusian history
1:59 am finish daily semen quota for SUYGETSU’s (non-consensually) wife before smoking a cigarette and playing a game of valorant right after

posted 7 months ago

Falcons and BetBoom also have insane cash. They could get these 5 (-Chronichel cause he isnt leaving fnc) easily.

posted 7 months ago

🫵🤡

posted 7 months ago

What?

posted 7 months ago

Why would you replace keenc whos the 2nd best player in na gc behind flor

posted 7 months ago
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