how can i be pressed when im drinking burger tears rn

BR sore losers. VALORANT international LANs should never come back to BR ungrateful region Japan got 0 teams in the tournament but still didnt leave after finals

But no wins, doesnt matter how many u send to the playoffs/top 4 if u cant take the trophy

CRY IS FREE

Hello! My name is Emir "Alfajer" Goblin King Ali Better, and I am a player for Fanatic. They call me the goblin king because I can sniff these lurkers with my powerful nose. Boostio? I cook those. When it comes to VALORANT, I never lose. Cypher? My habibi has the best toes. Boaster girlfriend looks like a piece of fried potatoes. Trust me, I know. Why do I know? Because I am the Goblin King. Here are some of my masterclasses:

VCT Masters Tokyo
VCT LOCK//IN SOUTH NA
VCT Champions TURKIYE.

So, now you know just how good the goblin king is. Be careful, if I win another tournament, my rizz will extend to your mother as well as everyone else's mother. You have been warned.

11-3, 12-7 x 2 HOW MANY MORE TIMES ARE YOU GONNA CHOKE BUDDY

Welcome to the FNC ERA! That being said, drop ur cope threads here I need entertainment ↓↓↓↓↓

BRO WHAT ARE YOU DOING? - CHRONICLE

+1 ROMANI BROTHER

Alfajer
FNC
killjoy
cypher
1.31 246 65 / 42 / 12 +23 85% 149 31% 7 2 +5

Hello! My name is Emir "Alfajer" Goblin King Ali Better, and I am a player for Fanatic. They call me the goblin king because I can sniff these lurkers with my powerful nose. Boostio? I cook those. When it comes to VALORANT, I never lose. Cypher? My habibi has the best toes. Boaster girlfriend looks like a piece of fried potatoes. Trust me, I know. Why do I know? Because I am the Goblin King. Here are some of my masterclasses:

VCT Masters Tokyo
VCT LOCK//IN SOUTH NA
VCT Champions TURKIYE.

So, now you know just how good the goblin king is. Be careful, if I win another tournament, my rizz will extend to your mother as well as everyone else's mother. You have been warned.

Speak up guys cmon wheres the talk? VCT 1 team tournament

kekw

jeygaymo dead sadly

https://clips.twitch.tv/TubularZanyOwlTheRinger-9eMkQstIg4ZCcY40

Zekken and Victor were the best smokes players

kolkata math institute's finest student

0-2

real onetrick is crashies, always shit without sova ults or baits.

FNC bind is good while bind is EG perma. its over, gg, pack ur bags na

mini cant timeout

My name is Leo Janesson. I’m 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of NEAREST AIRPORT, where all the favellas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the North American AIRPORT ARRIVAL stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest, because I don't have to wait for NA teams to get eliminated. I don’t smoke, but I occasionally smoke the opposition. I’m in bed by 11 PM and I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. This is easy to do because I don't have to wait long for NA to lose their matches. After having a glass of warm milk and doing Chronicle's wife for about twenty minutes before bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up feeling free, just like the entire region of NA.

I was told there that I was sick at my last check-up, because my gameplay is out of this world. I’m trying to explain that I’m a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with nearest airport, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn’t lose to anyone, especially these noobs named "cumrag1" and "boosted".

Hello! My name is Emir "Alfajer" Goblin King Ali Better, and I am a player for Fanatic. They call me the goblin king because I can sniff these lurkers with my powerful nose. Boostio? I cook those. When it comes to VALORANT, I never lose. Cypher? My habibi has the best toes. Boaster girlfriend looks like a piece of fried potatoes. Trust me, I know. Why do I know? Because I am the Goblin King. Here are some of my masterclasses:

VCT Masters Tokyo
VCT LOCK//IN SOUTH NA
VCT Champions TURKIYE.

So, now you know just how good the goblin king is. Be careful, if I win another tournament, my rizz will extend to your mother as well as everyone else's mother. You have been warned.

crashies "without my sova ult i cant" roberts

chronicle had the angle and the advantage on the rope wdym he was supposed to win that

so he can downgrade his performance to the point where they wont think hes cheating... look chroinel in emea finale... he -25 because thinking of new sex strats more than ingame strats....

8/8 bait trashies overrated bot

My name is Leo "Leo" Janesson. I’m 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of NEAREST AIRPORT, where all the favellas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the North American AIRPORT ARRIVAL stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest, because I don't have to wait for NA teams to get eliminated. I don’t smoke, but I occasionally smoke the opposition. I’m in bed by 11 PM and I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. This is easy to do because I don't have to wait long for NA to lose their matches. After having a glass of warm milk and doing Chronicle's wife for about twenty minutes before bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up feeling free, just like the entire region of NA.

I was told there that I was sick at my last check-up, because my gameplay is out of this world. I’m trying to explain that I’m a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with nearest airport, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn’t lose to anyone, especially these noobs named "cumrag1" and "boosted".

My name is Leo Janesson. I’m 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of NEAREST AIRPORT, where all the favellas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the North American AIRPORT ARRIVAL stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest, because I don't have to wait for NA teams to get eliminated. I don’t smoke, but I occasionally smoke the opposition. I’m in bed by 11 PM and I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. This is easy to do because I don't have to wait long for NA to lose their matches. After having a glass of warm milk and doing Chronicle's wife for about twenty minutes before bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up feeling free, just like the entire region of NA.

I was told there that I was sick at my last check-up, because my gameplay is out of this world. I’m trying to explain that I’m a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with nearest airport, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn’t lose to anyone, especially these noobs named "cumrag1" and "boosted".

Dorka? Not good with raze

cgrs > boostio rofle

dog and balls

rofl

with doma mistic and mangum on the team, yes

with doma mistic and mangum on the team, yes

Backoxy
Hazel
Traash

Russia is a european country though

Buddy every relevant country on earthy perceives russia as a european country, most of their industry and population lay on the west of the urals because having 2/3rds of ur land area being a frozen tundra all year round with barely any seaport access is somehow a bad habitat

Damn I haven’t checked in with him recently but his content at least isnt as shady as many of the other fitness youtubers which i respect him for

All of their players are from the european part of russia

Sean gives some good tips while critiquing other creators though

My name is Leo Janesson. I’m 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of NEAREST AIRPORT, where all the favellas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the North American AIRPORT ARRIVAL stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest, because I don't have to wait for NA teams to get eliminated. I don’t smoke, but I occasionally smoke the opposition. I’m in bed by 11 PM and I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. This is easy to do because I don't have to wait long for NA to lose their matches. After having a glass of warm milk and doing Chronicle's wife for about twenty minutes before bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up feeling free, just like the entire region of NA.

I was told there that I was sick at my last check-up, because my gameplay is out of this world. I’m trying to explain that I’m a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with nearest airport, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn’t lose to anyone, especially these noobs named "cumrag1" and "boosted".

yeah hes the goat

Daddy Noel and Sean Nalewanyj

NA, also more commonly known as "No Arms", is the categorically weakest region in VALORANT. Their arms are so skinny that Benjamin "BlameF" Bremer has had to coach NA players on how to get some fucking biceps. He has reportedly come out and said that if Bogdan "Father Sheydos" Naumov were to fight every single NA pro in VALORANT, that he would win with no issues. As this article below suggests, "No Arms" is not very good at VALORANT:
https://www.vlr.gg/34979/envy-vs-gambit-esports-valorant-champions-tour-stage-3-masters-berlin-gf
This is, of course, because a team with no arms and no biceps went up against the king of muscles, Bogdan "Father Sheydos" Naumov. He would fucking deck you NA tards. Now stop saying that EU is "Enter Airport", because you would be the ones to be sent to the hospital if you ever tried to fuck with us EU chads. 🤜🏻🤜🏻🤜🏻💨💨💨

????????? i would never punch my goblin king alfajer

W

-crashies BASED

MCDONALDS PLAYPLACE TAKES HITS HARD YET AGAIN

HOLAYfam imagine ur best NA team coming into this event (before EG cinderella run) losing to PRX with CEEGARS sub. Trashies as usual posting dog ratings without sova ults while GOD Leo +25 playing the exact same roles what do you guys have to say for urselves as a region?

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