I wear the DFM flair to bring good luck to all.
| Flag: | Vietnam |
| Registered: | February 23, 2024 |
| Last post: | January 16, 2025 at 2:44 PM |
| Posts: | 85 |
I wear the DFM flair to bring good luck to all.
DFM clears eu + na combined blindfolded
I swear they were in playoffs did rito replace them or something because DFM won their regional playoffs...
this is the only reason cyphers good rn, they just cooked my cams... I dont wanna go back to kj 😭😭
patitek worst player (unlucky can improve) did bad in every series at madrid sadly. Wo0t is a huge upgrade.
plat is atleast slightly above average, unlike the acegamer
i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.
When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.
I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.
I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walking
in my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.
Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.
vlr.gg is for funny
reddit for act discussion
thespike.gg is for dead forum
DFM winning champions and shanghai ofcourse they cant compare 💯💯💯
mibr wins 26-0
furia upsets nrg into 3 map 95-93 ot
redgar drops 50 kills in order for it to happen
Acegamer goes 1/13 and gets 13-0ed we dont want him sorry
blud did not watch the games
DFM winning everything in 2025 and 2024 besides madrid
dfm winning champs and shanghai thats why
LOL ALECKS LOST HIT #1 SPOT CUZ HE GOT SPAMME DKICK
he just ran really fast between the two spots
Only nAts and keiko seem alive 😪
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