TH aint winning shit with minipoo

o7

Two perfect rounds in a row from him

WOW NO WAY

He said Ban was an F tier player, crws is the worst player at champs, says jitboys and cender are competing for the worst omen players on the planet, says he's never seen a worse team lol

Worst team but team hereshits struggled against them and should have lost lol

Pretty cool how 1 team from every region has qualified so far.

Let's be real though, if South NA gets their shit together, Heretics are the only EU team making it out of groups. EU is just behind other regions rn.

First time waking up for the matches because I wanna see this

Bro stole my post, where's my credit

M80 wins ascension this year. neT gets dropped soon after for Steel, who recently switched back to Val.

neT joins MxS for the 2025 season, replacing oderus. MxS finally ascend after choking the two prior years. Rumors emerge that Alfajer wants to move to NA. Ludwig shocks everyone by being the one to buy out Alfajer for his team, replacing neT.

FaZe rejoins Valorant for the 2026 season, signing neT. FaZe dominates challengers, with babybay as the MVP. FaZe ascends but go bankrupt soon after and have to drop their team. DarkZero offers to buy out the FaZe roster, but only if ZexRow and WeDid can stay. ZexRow the fortnite GOAT replaces neT.

As of 2027, neT is fed up with NA teams snaking him. He decides to move to Asia and play for the now-descended Bleed alongside his NA brethren Yay. After ascending, Yay offers the Bleed coach $10k to drop neT due to conflicts of interest, and the coach accepts the deal.

neT quits valorant and goes back to MIT.

You think icy would be the highest rated player in tier 2? XD

Bro thinks every EU team is getting out of groups lmao

Not a TSM fan at all but it would be funny if sym and aproto got revenge for being dropped

Just realized Ange got relegated twice

There will be no EU teams top 3, mark my words. Just bookmark this and come back later

nah he’s very consistent at going negative

He drops his first ace today for sure

I searched up the top 5 theory and your post is the first that showed up lol. Does this theory really exist? I mean it does make sense though.

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Hey guys just woke up, haven't looked at the game results yet I'm about to watch for myself, but I'm expecting a clean 2-0 from G2 and 100T today!

Heretics (chokers and shit mentals) can't win against an NA team

100T 2-1

Mods should start banning people who make these bets and don’t pay up when they lose

https://www.vlr.gg/pickem/83d2377f

I think he should/will come home too, I'm just suggesting how TH could be better

-riens +n4rrate, team would be unstoppable

-RieNs +n4rrate (riens is good but n4rrate is better, the team would have insane firepower)

Also fix their shit mental and choking problems

Would be unstoppable ngl

They choked so much they became immune to it after a while. Exposure therapy, PRX needs it too

Biggest strength NA has over other regions is their mental

Ngl 300 bullets is so insane. It should be 200 at the very least

It's over for EU

Suddenly this is a good game

Heretics hasn't even played ascent yet this year, it's normally their permaban, do you even watch the games?

G2 got shit on map 1 vs prx too, this doesn't mean much

Wouldn’t be fair for EU, none of their teams would ever make it out of groups

Noooo don't go

3/4 fucking EDG :(

https://www.vlr.gg/pickem/428150ea

Our pickems are basically identical except I have EDG beating Fnatic in lowers

Mine are perfect, now EDG just gotta beat heretics

Botgar doesn’t even make the top 20

Yeah laughing at APAC is not cool unless it’s their fifth grand finals choke

We only laugh at shitmea here

"Fun to watch" more like the most boring team to watch in playoffs next to FUT

EZ

https://www.vlr.gg/pickem/428150ea Mine for sure

"Funny looking" is crazy bro lmao

Don't forget valyn, man has been on fire recently

Why would you talk shit when you're losing. Bro doesn't understand how trash talk works

GenG's turn to completely wash fartnatic 2-0, dont worry

Boostio + zikz is the common factor, they just too strong

I don't think GenG are flukers but them beating Lev doesn't mean much, that team is a disaster.