I want a baconator, i love hamburgers

I'm not bald ma boy but thanks for the kind words anyways

It has to be one of the worst things in the world. You are condemned to have a good physique because there is nothing uglier than being bald and having the body of an adult Timmy Turner.

Probably the most broken current agent in the damn history of valorant. I want to see the face of the idiot from riot who gave the idea of ​​having high precision when swiping

what a poet

A year? 💀

yo H3ENnZ, I don't give a shit, I'm angry and I can't think clearly.

3 months, literally 3 months i have been waiting for the vandal kuronami and the phantom R.E.S to appear in the store and no, they do not appear.

I'll just say this: Fuck you Leo Faria, It's probably that the store system was not your idea and is not your fault, but I totally don't care... Fuck you Leo Faria.

I knew it, i fuckin knew it. FRAUDS.

u got me

So M80 makes one of the best comebacks yesterday only to lose the next day?, Im so sorry AK, i just cant believe that u guys choked to this frauds

Are u guys seriously gonna throw a fucking 2-0?

Congrats and welcome to VCT Americas, there is actually NO FKIN WAY that u guys lose in the grand finals of ascension

i'm scared of support professional players of valorant, because from one moment to the next they get fame and now they want to retire and dedicate themselves to being streamers.

Congrats on winning the EMEA ascension

I would say that these would be the roles of each one:

1. Lebron James: Duelist
2. Messi: initiator
3. Usain Bolt: Sentinel
4. Gervonta Davis: Smoker
5. Cristiano Ronaldo: Sixth Player
6. Ryan Garcia: Leo Faria
7. Canelo: Coach

Congrats Barça Esports for your promotion to VCT EMEA

In this list I will put the top 5 teams that in my humble opinion are the most choker teams in the history of valorant.

1. Paper Rex
2. Heretics
3. Fnatic (only when they play in champions)
4. Leo Faria
5. Sims 4

Like i said, so damn obvious

Heretics makes a comeback in icebox, then win the match, then they do a lower bracket run with the power of friendship and finally they become world champions. Im telling this script can't be more obvious, so fucking damn boring.

They're gonna win Champions, It's so obvious that it's even boring... Congrats Team Heretics to become 2024 Valorant Champions. I'm writing this from now on because it's OBVIOUS that it's going to happen.

https://www.vlr.gg/pickem/3ebcfddb

This is THE pick'em

They no longer have a chance of qualifying for playoffs?

yelling at a Paper Rex player just for having won a measly map, what an unsportsmanlike attitude... bro got humbled real quick.

"Head up King!" "u dropped this 👉🏻👑 ❤" "you'll comeback stronger!"... Does anyone else know other typical phrases for finished players?

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Where are you guys? You are so damn quiet.

BMW M3 GTR (Need for speed Most Wanted 2005) vs Lightning Mcqueen

Who is winning that race?

no vct until tomorrow so eat this stupid post

Since Leo Faria aims to destroy Valorant competitive, I got to thinking about what others games I would love to see in competitive. Sadly the games I will mention don't have it but it would still be incredible to think what it would be like if they did:

1. Stardew Valley
2. The Finals
3. GTA V
4. Need for Speed Unbound
5. Devour
6. Far cry

And yes, I know that most of these games cannot be competitive given how they are, but I still want to dream, let me get excited.

Liquid guys will have to massage Keiko's back after this match.

When will the recently eliminated teams play again? In a few months?, I mean, I'm not questioning this wonderful regional competitive system, it's run by Leo Faria after all, so it's a resounding success, but it would be painful for them to play 2 games in a row and then not play again for months.

Americas: https://www.vlr.gg/pickem/709deb4b
EMEA: https://www.vlr.gg/pickem/a9b529a8
APAC: https://www.vlr.gg/pickem/ad4fa3e5

Free Points 🥱🥱🥱🥱😴😴😴😴😴😴😴

Don't worry guys, I talked to my contacts and they confirmed that it will be out in patch 8.02

😡😡😡😡

Tier 2 is in shambles, not even your mother sees it. 6 months of off-season is the biggest shit I have ever seen in my life, please don't let it happen again this year. Leo Faria, we trust you, you can be the hero you always wanted to be. I am writing this to you from the hospital after having suffered a psychotic attack, I am losing my sanity Leo Faria, i am losing my sanity cuz of this whole Tier 1 and Tier 2 shit system, you have to save me, and not only me, but everyone.

Is there really a difference?, im tired of seeing T1 teams getting clapped by T2 teams with supermarket logos that i don't even know their names

Love u guys, have a nice day