Okay 2 internationals where you’re top 3 in stats if you don’t make playoffs it’s time to learn English

?? They had a team make it through Swiss and AG and bbl were equal

Why torture us with 3 maps

It’s Mickey because the schedule is awkward, it’s not lan servers and it was bo1 last year idk if they changed it this time though

Ready or not

Yea the neon phoenix is peak self sabotage

EXACTLY. THANK YOU. Finally someone is willing to discuss the real balance issues plaguing professional VALORANT instead of getting distracted by trivial things like utility usage, team coordination, and objective play.

The Chamber Headhunter is one of the greatest scams Riot Games has ever successfully sold to the playerbase. People see a "pistol" and assume it's somehow balanced. A pistol? A PISTOL? Brother, that thing is a portable tax audit. Every time Chamber pulls it out, the enemy team immediately loses 40% of their net worth and at least one player's will to continue competing professionally.

You watch a normal eco round and everyone else is suffering. They're out there with Classics, Ghosts, maybe a Sheriff if they're feeling financially irresponsible. They're fighting for their lives, carefully managing resources, trying to squeeze value out of every credit. Then Chamber appears from across the map holding what is essentially a compressed Operator disguised as a sidearm and just starts issuing executive decisions directly to people's foreheads.

The most offensive part is how casual it looks.

An Odin user looks ridiculous. A Judge user has to commit crimes at close range. An Operator user at least has the decency to spend 4700 credits before deleting someone from existence. Chamber just strolls around with six magic bullets he found in his coat pocket and suddenly the entire economic structure of the game collapses.

"Oh, but he has to hit the head."

Yes. That is the problem.

He does.

Every single time.

I have seen Chamber players miss three shots all game and somehow two of those misses still felt lethal.

Meanwhile, the anti-Odin propaganda campaign continues unchecked.

People see brawk holding an Odin and immediately start acting like they're witnessing some kind of war crime. No. What they're witnessing is a craftsman at work.

The Odin is not a weapon.

The Odin is a profession.

When brawk buys an Odin, he isn't purchasing a gun. He's clocking into his shift.

The average VCT player clicks once and gets a kill.

Brawk is conducting industrial operations.

Do you have any idea how much effort goes into elite Odin gameplay? This man is managing ammunition reserves comparable to a small nation's military budget. He's accounting for wall thickness, penetration values, spray transfer patterns, enemy movement trajectories, sound cues, minimap information, gravitational forces, lunar cycles, and probably local weather conditions before committing to a wallbang.

People say "he's just holding left click."

And Michelangelo was "just painting a ceiling."

The disrespect is unbelievable.

Anyone can click a head.

Not everyone can transform a section of Ascent B Main into an active construction site.

There is a certain beauty to watching an Odin master work. The enemy team enters a choke point full of hope and ambition. Then suddenly 100 rounds per minute begin traveling through several historically significant walls and the killfeed starts looking like a software malfunction.

That isn't cheese.

That's engineering.

That's architecture.

That's applied physics.

Meanwhile Chamber players are out here participating in what can only be described as legal aimbotting. They spend 800 credits on ammunition and somehow emerge with the firepower of a medium-sized defense contractor.

The worst part is the commentators always treat it like it's normal.

"Wow, what a shot from Chamber."

NO.

STOP.

Investigate him.

Pause the match.

Check his pockets.

Where is he getting these bullets?

Why do they have the stopping power of a freight train?

Why is a sidearm outperforming primary rifles?

Why are we pretending this is acceptable?

As an NRG fan, watching this unfold is spiritually exhausting. We're trying to appreciate the noble art of tactical VALORANT. We're trying to watch disciplined setups, coordinated executes, and elite Odin craftsmanship. Instead, every few rounds Chamber decides the economy is merely a suggestion and starts handing out instant headshots like free samples at Costco.

At this point Riot should implement a mandatory OSHA certification before allowing anyone to purchase an Odin, because the amount of heavy machinery operation required is far beyond what the average player can comprehend. Meanwhile Chamber should be required to file tax forms every time he purchases Headhunter bullets because that weapon is clearly generating value from an unregistered financial institution.

Free the Odin.

Investigate the Headhunter.

Protect honest working-class machine gun users.

The future of competitive VALORANT depends on it.

I haven’t been watching this event but.. why did fullsense move back to neon phoenix when they qualified playing Jett 💀 and neon is nerfed now 💀💀✌️✌️

yea I don’t normally comment on this topic but this is shameless

Anyone really but those are good shouts and Kaplan speaks what? 💀

Pep guardiola

WHO IS THIS!?!?

For sure

EDG has autumn who won a masters but what coaches do you think can save XLG and DRG?

They aren’t choosing not to be cringe, they aren’t buying the Odin because they can’t use it as good as brawk

Sonion

No champs trophy?

And a stage win in Emea. But lowkey this is the best time to get trexx, late into the season when he can’t immediately fuck up the team chemistry

I believe her because nobody wanna pretend to be from Denver let’s be real

So New York

Oh idk I only ever saw you say were Norwegian so I thought you lived there as well 💀

Is this genuine? Like do I have to explain or is this a like bro why would you think that

New York

Bro what, I knew you said you were Norwegian but the way you were talking I thought you were just larping as American 💀🤦‍♂️

Life game has lost it’s meaning

I keep remembering that but for some reason Chinese teams to count as first seed in my head because I added smoggy before and changed it 💀

https://www.valorantfantasyleague.net/team/16145
Im just doing whatever because I went with obvious choices last time and got fucked

Edit: -KK +Mada

Sage C you might be drunk
Yodu B 😭😭😭😭😭😭

Come outside

Preciate you

How cute we’re right beside each other in loser 🥰

Jerrwin is the epitome of mid, virtyy is dogshit 😭

It didn’t

LETS GO

We’re back to claiming our spot as the best Turkish team in the league, idk what happened stage 1 but it’s back to the usual now

We are too good

Frl

SGA actually playing ethical today I can’t even hate but it’s not enough

High level valorant

Ruxic and Hiro go kill won’t work here

Thank you yetujey

In a year, riot don’t go back on nerfs in less than 6months

We already knew he was a Jett merchant

It’s still Ruxic and Hiro go kill with an occasional filu or exit pop off

For the sake of Football, PSG

Qualified for $1million Red Bull home ground

How do you have no shame bro

Got some what?

huh

This why they don’t get dropped, the scrims are too good