in his defense i don't think he's bad enough that he deserves to keep getting benched when there are far worse players in americas
| Flag: | Australia |
| Registered: | August 11, 2024 |
| Last post: | May 26, 2025 at 7:02 PM |
| Posts: | 62 |
in his defense i don't think he's bad enough that he deserves to keep getting benched when there are far worse players in americas
THE MOST AMERICAN TEAM EVER IS...
RRQ
jemkin + monyet + xferro + someone not relevant enough + the other person not relevant enough is the ultimate american combo
all the bbq in korea gone in seconds
all the bbq in toronto gone in seconds
they WILL come for your food
they WILL come for your drinks
they WILL come for ALL your food reserves
keith can fit all the hate inside his belly
is tenz gonna matchfix so that he can even win a round in tier 2?
say his name two more times while looking in a mirror and he might
heretics and a trophy
can NEVER get together
throwing?
i was throwing once
they locked me in a cove
in a harbor cove with a shorty
and i ended up throwing
throwing?
i was throwing once
they locked me in a cove
in a harbor cove with a shorty
and i ended up throwing
throwing?
i was throwing once
they locked me in a cove
in a harbor cove with a shorty
and i ended up throwing
throwing?
i was throwing once
they locked me in a cove
in a harbor cove with a shorty
and i ended up throwing
throwing?
i was throwing once
they locked me in a cove
in a harbor cove with a shorty
and i ended up throwing
throwing?
i was throwing once
they locked me in a cove
in a harbor cove with a shorty
and i ended up throwing
throwing?
i was throwing once
they locked me in a cove
in a harbor cove with a shorty
and i ended up throwing
throwing?
i was throwing once
they locked me in a cove
in a harbor cove with a shorty
and i ended up throwing
throwing?
i was throwing once
they locked me in a cove
in a harbor cove with a shorty
and i ended up throwing
Why is americas so bad at valorant? let's see...
we got g0ld 2 esports and his l0af of bread, Lev and their incapable coach, s0n and their million braindead fans, s0m and his romantic falloff, sibr - stuck in bronzil, cloud9 choke9, evil geniuses - altruistic dumbasses, etc
flag + flair
ninja 2 gameplay vs l0af of bread
mada
brawk
rossy (please give this guy an actual shot again as long as hes off igl)
skuba
wedid
he's saving the korean aging crisis chill
tonroto will be a mickey mouse tournament if g2 even manages to qualify. bangkok was already a mickey mouse cause g2 used all their luck to even make it to finals. champs seoul and shanghai were also kinda mickey mouse not gonna lie. g2 managed to make playoffs in those 2 events, using up all their stored luck from 2021. If g0ld2 doesn't get relegated next year, VCT as a whole will be a mickey mouse.
i honestly thought the link would be a picture of a bucket of laundry that he did by himself
even though his individual performance in 2024 was very bad 2024 nrg set him up to fail 100%. mfs chose ethan with zero igl experience over fns + s0m and saadhak + n4rrate, demon1 shouldve never been on that team and somehow got benched for being a victim of terrible calling, no strats and a coach who let him play raze when he clearly aint want to
dude reiterated the entire post and added nothing, is this how you got to 13000 messages
bro try reading 6 words into the post
open subway surfers gameplay, moistcritikal commentary and an episode of family guy then split your screen into quarters and leave one for your work
100t shouldve known that split takes place in shinjuku, tokyo
who?
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dont worry in 2026 florescent will rescue koi from 12th place curse
flashback he gets back in form
bob is already in t2
if rossy igls i feel that demon1 would have a much easier time since a micromanager would benefit him greatly (he looked very uncomfortable with his positioning in kickoff which id say threw off his aim), and in an ideal world kingg runs raze and yoru to entry for him so all the pressure is off him and he can go back to shooting
florescent can fix fnatic and thats saying volumes
imagine loud 2024 running their no sentinel comps with tejo breach, saadhak was a year ahead of the meta
bro go to english classes on duolingo
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allat for mickey mouse trophy?
what is with people making 'drop x player' threads BEFORE their matches as if they want to see the team pick up an emergency substitute
i have sport tryouts and sport training and tests tomorrow and the drx game is at 12am midnight for me. shoudl i watch it or not? i ABSOLLUTELY LOVE DRX
#DRXWIN
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