yeah yoman was a weird pick up to seeing as they already have an igl. geng honestly didn't do a great job of making the right pick ups, but i trust in the core and coaching staff that they'll be able to get something done

yeah k1ng is one of my favorite players. do you know when he's done?

okay as someone who has a ton of female friends and genuinely relate with you, you just gotta find the right person. I promise it's not anything you do, and i haven't done this, but you could potentially ask one of your friends if they could set you up with someone. there are benefits to having female friends(and no i don't mean sexual) and tbh i value them over male friends cuz they give such good advice

idk i know it's irrational, but last year he didn't look good and i was a really big fan of last years geng(i was a fan of them since they first played in that off season event) and replacing meteor with foxy is such a massive downgrade. i know it's almost impossible to find someone as good as meteor, but idk if k1ng was available, i would have much rather seen him

no i know, it was just an idea that popped into my head. i feel like with the people that are dead, it would be good practice for them to work on their comms, no?

man if foxy9 wasn't on the team, i'd pick geng, but i just can't get behind foxy9(i havent really seen him this year but idk i just dont rly like him as a player)

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who's last then? that's such a stacked tourney

since no one is really giving you a straight answer, i'll tell you how i met my gf

i met her through quick add on snapchat. before you tell me im a degen and that she's probably a bop, let me give you more context. last year, i really wanted a gf so i decided i'd just quick add every girl i saw. I had some talking stages, but tbh it was just very exhausting and i decided i didn't really want to focus on having a gf. i started the snap thing in september and stopped around mid november. fast forward a week or two later, and im at a swim meet, bored out of my mind. im scrolling through snapchat, just snapping everyone, and then i decide i want to snap more people because im still bored so i just quick add some people. little did i know, i'd end up adding my gf. The next day, i was stuck once again at the swim meet, on snapchat. Then, I send a random half snap of my face and my quarterzip. my quarterzip has my school logo and it says "swim and dive". I open up a snap, and surprisingly it said "wait i think we swam against your school the other week". i was honestly really surprised and i was excited cuz i was bored and i could finally talk to someone, and more specifically about swim. I didnt even have the faintest idea of trying to rizz her, i was just genuinely bored. I was like "omg wait really? what school to you go to?" and then she replies with her school, and i realize that she goes to the school basically right next to mine, and then we just start talking about swim. She only swims for school and it's not her main sport so i might have started bragging a bit, but i wasn't trying to get her to like me, i just wanted to keep the convo going since i had finally found someone to talk to. The conversation honestly just went from there. we talked for like two months, and in that time we got to know each other and it was great. then we went on a date, and then another, and then another, and on the third date, i asked her to be my girlfriend.

if you dont want to read all that, here's some pointers:

1. first and foremost, don't try to make it seem like you want to date. my gf at the time we met wasn't really looking for a relationship and that honestly made it so much easier. the convo was fluid and wasn't forced and it felt like friends talking

2. BE RESPECTFUL. do not try and push her to go farther than she wants to. idk your age, but i was 16 and i made sure that she felt comfortable and that she was able to take the relationship at the pace she wanted.

3. dont make it all about yourself. im more of a listener so i love when people are the one telling stories and stuff and i jsut reply and stuff so maybe it's dif for people

4. ask questions. the most important one that lowkey made me land her was "what's your favorite show?" she said gilmore girls and i was like "oh wait some of my friends have seen that. i should start watching it". at that point i was kinda starting to consider having a relationship, so i decided to learn all about her interests and that is so key. i told her about every episode and i'd tell her about all the characters that pissed me off and she loved it. call me a simp, but it worked.

also, my hair was kinda long back then and ngl it was so bad, but she still liked me and liked me for who i am.

the bar is REALLY low, so as long as you look decent, have a good personality, you're kind and respectful, and you show interest in her, you'll be surprised how far that really goes

just dont be a dick

ok rant over. sorry for the yap and you prob won't read this but it's okay

so do teams actually practice man disadvantages or are you talking about working on one specific thing?

why do people read into scrims so much? teams could be specifically working on one thing and dont care if they win or lose

idk if teams do this, but could they potentially try to practice how to work in like man disadvantages

nah i watched a score esports vid a while back talking about how he tried so hard in CS but the uk scene wasn't great, but then he switched to val and seeing him succeed makes me happy

bait or schizophrenia

? what does that have to do with anything

man i was just being wholesome and you gotta bring down the vibe

wtf he's been in a relationship since december 2022?? damn time flies. i think i remember when he graduated highschool and i thought he was sooo old and now im going to be the one graduating

since when has this man had a gf? i remember back in the day he was always like "damn i wish i had a gf" and was under girls' tweets asking for a chance. im so proud of him

she pretended to read m4s document

how many hoes i get

that's the point

who would reduxx replace? zellsis? i jsut dont see that happening this year. he's a support guy and idk who would be the vibes on that team after he's gone. next year is a dif story bc by then they'll have become a close team and everything will be relaxed and stuff

hour delays is crazy? henhbay or wtv that stupid sen flair is called, k0rya, dort, etc?

icl, i saw KC and VIT on paper and thought they would both be top 3 teams. idk why people rated them so low before kickoff

i've loved wedid since the xset days, but skuba is just such a beast

the fact you didn't use chatgpt for this is crazy

i didnt actually read it but i dont expect chatgpt to be this knowledgable about comp val(i say you say 11-11 and i dont think chatgpt knows about that)

too early for greatest of all time internationally. he's the goat in china tho

guild
navi
haven
breach
sheriff
leo

in their prime and in no order:

yay
meteor
alfa
k1ng(my goat)
aspas

For op:

cned
kk
yay
t3xture? idk i cant think of players for some reason

isnt n4rrate a stick

how old is kk?

kc and vitality look like world beaters on paper imo(not superteams, world beaters)

i mean in all honesty getting 13-4'd on two maps is kind of worrying

HMMMMM

tf why does it look like it's being streamed on a phone on youtube? is my computer just lagging? it's like a vertical rectangle with the casters pov

FIRST 13-0 OF THE SEASON

what's wedid doing then

fries --> bag

nrg, lev, mibr will all do well by the end of the year, but we gotta give them time imo

s0m punching air rn

dude literally map 1 people were shitting on nrg fans saying "this is your superteam?"

2023 and 2024, yeah. 2025 no. i saw a ton of people being like "this is your superteam?"

why did anyone call nrg a superteam? i agree with mimi's definition of a superteam: a team with a proven and worldclass player in every role. mada and verno were unproven so that right there takes them out of superteam discussion. sure they sound like an amazing roster, but it's not a "superteam"

genuinely why would they wait until now to part ways? Were they waiting for his contract to end?

well duh. how are you supposed to get an accurate statistic

why are people acting like he's banned on everything? he can just go to youtube

the book 1984. basically government controlling and censuring people iirc

nats??

nah same thing happened with ec1s. i feel for them

more like pansy is an amazing caster so she does most of the talking. im going to give mini the benefit of the doubt and say he's probably never been a caster and he doesn't rly know how to

thank god he found a home bc that would be one of the biggest missed pick ups alongside sscary