what does that mean

or js get a flex and put deryeon on duelist. wasnt he a duelist along juicy?

sir im a minor

him not doing anything is the reason why everyone is cooking him😭

i love yay but that i had to say that

they were never on tho

wait why was i downvoted

WAIT THATS SUCH AN ORIGINAL AND CREATIVE ROAST HOLY W

she's funny and straight up. where was everyone when steel was just straight up flaming teams in emea😭

where are my goat shanks and y0y???

i heckin love north american challengers team the glazers

he said he doesn't want to play in mickey mouse tournaments

ok

bring in puchan and bring back mce

ngl he hasn't played in what 3 years? he is NOT saving them

is c9 a good team or are their opponents just playing bad

tenz has the highest acs against f4q

mf tall as hell. looking like yao ming compared to everyone else LOL

445 acs.

never said he wasn't. just saying that mimi is funny and also she's new to being a color caster cuz iirc she's always been an analyst/on the desk

nah bro mimi is funny asl

nah ik. look at #8

respectfully, how is he radiant? i swear some of these igls shouldn't be radiant with their aim 😭

dont hate my team v1

I’m just looking up mommy daddy etc😭😭

oh lmfao ig i missed that

babydaddy
degrade me mommy
step bro
step sis
molestypotato

Coach Your Mommy

SINCE WHEN DID HE CHANGE HIS NAME??

shyy
AngryGuy
Sadge
Pain
Depressed

coachHappy

HM:
boredom, but was also named asuna LOL

give me suggestions for future rosters

he'll bounce back dw

how good is wo0t? mfs are saying he's an insane player but never watched him

it's an entirely dif game tho

k1ng
King this one
kiNgg
KING VINNY
KingSlavesWTF IS THIS NAME LMAO

Coach king of roblox https://www.vlr.gg/player/15106/king-of-roblox

manager Kingmakerhttps://www.vlr.gg/player/30874/kingmaker

i thought he got fired cuz t1 was moving to korea?
idk stunner
rossy is alright. idk why they dropped k1ng cuz he was insane
carpe and xccurate are pretty good, but they probs got in cuz of being the goat of ow, and being the brother of f0rsaken. they're still doing good tho so idk why yall are overreacting

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[11:58AM JST, MASTERS TOKYO STAGE]

Boaster K-pop dances up the ramp of the Masters Tokyo stage as his team follows behind him.

As they sit down in their SECRET LAB chairs, Chronicle asks Leo: "What maps are we playing?"

Leo responds coldly: "Bind, Haven, and Split." Those are the only four words he's said all day.

Chronicle's eyes light up as he hears this. Those were the same three maps played in the Grand Final of Masters Berlin in 2021, where Gambit destroyed Envy.

He leans back in his chair like aspas on sleeping pills, as he knows that this will be the easiest match of his career.

But before he can drift off, the shine of Derke's head pierces his eyes. Kamyk is vigorously wiping it to increase the bald buff, but quickly stops after realising Alfajer hasn't been provided with enough breakfast to play at his full potential.

As the game loads in, Mini reminds everyone that if they ever buy full shields, they're getting dropped at the earliest opportunity.

Chronicle takes a deep breath and looks over at NRG. However, FNS has read this and is already staring back.

This game won't be easy.

Fnatic then proceed to win 2-0, only dropping a single round to a s0m spray transfer ace.

Ah, would ya look at this load o' blarney! Pujan "FNS" Mehta, the best Valorant player in the world, ye say? The lad doesn't even need a mouse and keyboard, he just uses his noggin, does he? Well, I'll tell ya, that's a load o' codswallop, it is! And the most humble player in the world, ya say? Ha! Humble me arse! If he's always talking and yappin' away, I'd say he's more full of himself than a peacock struttin' its feathers. Sure, some folks might be a bit green-eyed with envy, but that doesn't mean they're wrong. There's plenty of talented players out there, and claimin' that FNS is the bee's knees without provin' it on the field is nothin' but hot air. And to think he's the reason Valorant is popular? Now that's just pushin' it, mate. Valorant's success is a team effort, not just one fella. So, next time ya meet FNS, maybe give him a polite nod and carry on, 'cause there's no need for all this malarkey.

Always the mfs going 0/15

look at what ominous liked IS BLEED BACK??

i couldn't remember what the website was called. thank you

im tryna show yall an ss of ominous liking my tweet about bringing in a vibes person

they didnt actually get fired right

oh true that shit hits DIFFERENT

she jzz qck on my frz till i c0m

it is? i thought it was the clutch on icebox against gmb

he said in his fa post that he was willing to play anything so maybe thats why he's not playing chamber?

bait

i pray for the day that he actually calls a team melons while casting

it was against lg during his first game with sen

here are some of my favs off the top of my head:

The “100T how’s ur German, cuz you’re going to Berlin”,
“it’s TenZs world and we’re just living in it”,
“Hiko are you kidding me”
“He’s here, he’s arrived, OH AND HE GETS SENT PACKING”(nitro on breeze against acend)
"SSCARY THE HOMETOWN HERO"
"EL DIABLO IS DEAD. THERES A NEW KING OF HELL"
"SUYGETSU AIMS. THE RESET"
"THIS GUY IS LIKE A HEAT SEEKING MISSILE"
"THIS GUY IS PLAYING GUN GAME"
Outside of Val:
The Stewie clip on inferno
“S1mple are you serious? This isn’t fpl, this is a major”(I can’t remember the exact wording)

something
nobody
somebody(changed their name but used to be somebody)
n0thing
NoOne
Sub:ninebody
Coach:hfmi0dzjc9z7
Assistant Coach:s1mple