Me and Jaccob "yay" Whiteaker 🥰🥰🥰🥰

Jaccob dont fw me EVER since i spread them booty cheeks way too wide 🗿🗿🗿💪🗿🥰🥰🥰

thank you 🥰🥰🥰🥵🥰🥰🥰

i just saw yay greet a fan happy bday on twitter but when i tweeted the same on my bday he ignored me :((

yay clears t0nz

Better gorilla glue them cheeks baby boy🙏🏻😂 cus if i see them lacking✌️😥my inner demons aint gon show any remorse😱🔥

LFG!!! 💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪😫😫😫😫😫

eu?

edit:fuck you why did you change it to cn

DFM 😊😊😊😊😊

OCEANIA users on VLR have minimum 200IQ

We only have flawless takes regarding champs as far as i see. I think mods should put a trophy next to every OCEANIA users flair. Thoughts? 🙏🙏🙏

OCEANIA users on VLR have minimum 200IQ

We only have flawless takes regarding champs as far as i see. I think mods should put a trophy next to every OCEANIA users flair. Thoughts? 🙏🙏🙏

i watch penis feet cartoons

Yeah, Aspas is leaving loud for DFM

He will 😈😈😈😈😈👿😈

what the fuck is your problem with Human1

have you ever tried deleting your account

First we got Ange1 from EMEA OMG WTF 😱😱😱😱😱

then we get Demon1 from NA 😈😈😈😈😈👿👿👿👿🥵🥵🥵

in the future we will GET Human1 from apac 💀💀💀💀💀😱😱😱😱😱😱

split

Imagine what 5 SKRossis could not do

YOU were trolling when you whiffed on that afk until he comes back one taps you, i hope you're fucking happy were both bronze

dont worry kitten once i go back in shape i will carry us again

just shoot me man

i was having a nice ranked game on sg servers now you'd think id have a good time but NO, OFC I FUCKING DONT, im matched with a fucking filipino with the most disturbing voice saying random bullshit on voice chat ofc i muted the fucker but ofc he had to ruin my life by throwing the game

kill me now

nvm i just got news jremy and jsvash is not actually related butnthe nepotism stays the same

ts roster is destroyed by fucking boomers all because of the managers husband being a member of the roster and having a close relationship with another boomer, the only time this nepotism did good to secret is Jremy who has potential. if the team actually cared about winning you bet your ass this team would have dropped dubstep, borkum, and jsvash a long time ago by actually talented players from ph. ph actually has some good players and invy is an example of it.

botssi botssi botssi botssi botssi, i-im sorry saying botssi makes me cummy whummy

I apologise to the indians for making such an insulting suggestion. A new suggestuon suggests the removal of emea teams and rename the league to fnatic 🗿🗿🗿

its time for you to join sa league with your silly comps and learn hindi buddies

he had a redemption arc man let it go also its owen 16

its time to take your silly comps to sa league and get ready to learn hindi buddies

NAVI Victor 🗿🗿🗿

A A Q NO WIN ONLY ZETA WIN 😈😈😈😈

i heavily fucking agree, if his team had support him more he would've had 25 kills instead of 24

least coping ge fan

there are no botssi fans

dont suggest a 5 indian roster if you want more wins

Let 5 imports take over the roster and see how much of an improvement it is if we remove botssi 🗿

botssi 🗿

botssi botssi botssi botssi botssi, i-im sorry saying botssi makes me cummy whummy

he aint knowing none anymore after getting exposed 😈😈😈😈😂😂😂😂😂😡😡😡😡

in this thread i made a story based on you https://www.vlr.gg/240916/my-life-was-going-smooth-until-valorant-came/#7 and you did me dirty, you said you aint reading allat and it broke my heart and now i get news from my lovey dovey commend that you are a bronze dropping 0 and 16 😂😂😂😂 you fraud

My life was going smooth until Valorant came.

Hi, my name is Dan, I am 20 years old and weighs 500 pounds. But, I wasn't like this before you see 2 years ago i was a stunning tall and muscular guy in school. I got everything, good grades, girls, 6 pack abs, my life was at its prime, but then lockdown occured, as well as the beginning of my journey... To the abyss... While scrolling through the internet I saw this ad from youtube about a game called Valorant. Its a 5v5 fps game similar to csgo. I was like "Yooo, this looks cool I will download this shit." without knowing it is a curse and a burden. 1 week of playing valorant felt good, I was winning games and shit, I was not playing shit at all until I queue'd with the goat Marved. He dominated us with his big juicy brimstone and went 40/0/2 on bind. I was pissed because I dropped a merely 1/13/4 that game and I was embarassed. It didn't stop there. I started losing more and more games until I went insane. I decided to buy the reaver bundle and I immediately went cummy whummy on my monitor because of how horny I was looking at the monitor seeing the purchased bubdle. This went on and on until I wad broke and my girlfriend for 5 years left me because I was gettting fat as fuck and how addicted I am at Valorant. And now I regretted it I now weigh 545 pounds playing valorant for 20 hours a day. For those who read this story, dont be like me, dont fall into the abyss like I did, don't make the same mistake I did that ruined my life, don- Oh, o-oh no... He's here.... ROOAAARRRRR a huge scream came from the corner, it seems to be a man. DAN I SEE YOU TRYING TO CONVERT THESE FOOLS TO STOP PLAYING VALORANT YOU NAUGHTY BOY!!! 👿👿👿👿👿 the monster said. S-sir, please forgive me! I will do any- AAAAHHHHH

The video ends there.

why? :(( that story is based on yours tho :((

Jaccob Whiteaker

My life was going smooth until Valorant came.

Hi, my name is Dan, I am 20 years old and weighs 500 pounds. But, I wasn't like this before you see 2 years ago i was a stunning tall and muscular guy in school. I got everything, good grades, girls, 6 pack abs, my life was at its prime, but then lockdown occured, as well as the beginning of my journey... To the abyss... While scrolling through the internet I saw this ad from youtube about a game called Valorant. Its a 5v5 fps game similar to csgo. I was like "Yooo, this looks cool I will download this shit." without knowing it is a curse and a burden. 1 week of playing valorant felt good, I was winning games and shit, I was not playing shit at all until I queue'd with the goat Marved. He dominated us with his big juicy brimstone and went 40/0/2 on bind. I was pissed because I dropped a merely 1/13/4 that game and I was embarassed. It didn't stop there. I started losing more and more games until I went insane. I decided to buy the reaver bundle and I immediately went cummy whummy on my monitor because of how horny I was looking at the monitor seeing the purchased bubdle. This went on and on until I wad broke and my girlfriend for 5 years left me because I was gettting fat as fuck and how addicted I am at Valorant. And now I regretted it I now weigh 545 pounds playing valorant for 20 hours a day. For those who read this story, dont be like me, dont fall into the abyss like I did, don't make the same mistake I did that ruined my life, don- Oh, o-oh no... He's here.... ROOAAARRRRR a huge scream came from the corner, it seems to be a man. DAN I SEE YOU TRYING TO CONVERT THESE FOOLS TO STOP PLAYING VALORANT YOU NAUGHTY BOY!!! 👿👿👿👿👿 the monster said. S-sir, please forgive me! I will do any- AAAAHHHHH

The video ends there.

inaccurate list why am i not in the top 100

if u have ion vandal show her that you get instant pussy

dead

Jaccob Whiteaker

YAYSTER ESPORTS SUPER GAMING

yay - jett
yay - reyna
yay - yoru
yay - chamber
yay - sage
yay 6th
yay - coach
yay - assistant coach
yay - manager
yay - analyst