u read allat thank you 😁😁
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u read allat thank you 😁😁
part 1: https://www.vlr.gg/248719/nrg- rosterchange-real-disclaimer-long-asf
part 2: https://www.vlr.gg/248723/nrg-roster-change-part-2-warning-long
The crowd cheers as edg upsets loud in a 2-0 score, meanwhile in the backstage Aspas punching the wall out of frustration. "UGH, não acredito que sofri outra PERDA para outro jett de cabeça raspada DERKE E KANGKANG E DEMON1 😠😠😠😠" (UGH I can't believe I suffered another LOSS to another shaved head jett!! DERKE AND KANGKANG AND DEMON1 😠😠😠😠) Aspas said, "Não estaríamos enfrentando transtornos se não tivéssemos uma merda de smokes e iniciadores como companheiros de equipe, não concorda, Saadhak?" (We wouldn't be facing upsets if it we didn't have a shitty smokes and initiators as teamates, don't you agree, Saadhak?) Less said, "Cale a boca idiota, todos nós cometemos erros. Não culpe apenas os novatos." (Shut it idiot, we all had mistakes. Don't just blame it all on the rookies.) Saadhak replied, "Chupe meu pau minúsculo, perdedor é por isso que perdemos merda" (sSuck my tiny dick, loser that's why we lose shit) Less replied, "STFU LESS👿👿👿 VOCÊ DEVE GORILA COLAR ESSAS BOCHECHAS PORQUE EU ESTAREI ESPALHANDO ESSAS BOCHECHAS SE EU PEGAR ELAS 😈😈😈😈" (STFU LESS👿👿👿, BETTER GORILLA GLUE THESE CHEEKS BECAUSE I'LL BE SPREADING THESE CHEEKS IF I CATCH THEM 😈😈😈😈) Saadhak replied. Less gets scared for life and runs peeing himself. meanwhile, aspas has been thinking if he still wants to stay on loud or leave
A few days later...
After nrgs lost against prx, aspas receives a note that says "Meet me at osaka tomorrow at 11pm" Aspas arrives at the rendezvous point and to his surprise IT IS CHET!!! 😱😱😱 AND FENIS 😱😱😱😱😱 WHAT COULD THIS MEAN???!!!! "C-chet?? Fns??? N-ani!?!?! (wait ASPAS KNOWS JAPANESE!?!!??) Were you the ones that sent me the letter??? "Aspas asked, "Indeed we are, id like to offer you... An offer you couldn't possibly deny... Chet answered, "Offer? no way.... are you suggesting me t-to join you? 😲😲😲 Aspas said, "Hehe, exactly. join nrg and together we will dominate champs and many lans to come!!! 😁😁😁" chet replied, "I-im not sure if i want this thooo 🥺🥺🥺 Aspas said, "Why not? dont you want more money? but if money is not your desire what about... revenge? if you join us we will destroy fnatic eg and edg with your large long knife!!! Chet replied. Aspas then gets a flashback of him gettimg destroyed by fnc eg and edg!!! he then gets filled with rage and now looks at chet and says "MUHAHAHAHA evil anime girl laugh I ACCEPT YOUR OFFER. I WANT TO REVENGE ON THOSE MFS AND PROVE I AM BEST DUELIST!!!!! 😈😈😈", "perfect!! welcome to nrg, amigo. Grab a jersey and start scrimming now!!! 🥰🥰🥰 After aspas accpets the offer he gave the middle finger to saadhak and friends as he joins nrg on his quest for revenge. However, on one long corridor that leads to a secret room lies a fat man sleeping. He then wakes up with red glowing eyes that represents the name El Diablo 😱😱😱😱😱😱...
THE END
End credits
Cast
Erick "Aspas" Santos
Chet "Chet Singh"
Pujan "FiNESSE" Mehta
Jaccob "yay" Whiteaker
Austin "crashies" Roberts
Victor "Victor" Wong
Sam "s0m" Oh
Matias "Saadhak" Delipetro
Felipe "Less" Basso
Ardis "ardiis" Svarenieks
Nikita "Derke" Sirmitev
Jake "Boaster" Howlett
Directed by: Karmine_Org_Whisper
Screen play by: babysasuke
Produced by: Karmine_Org_Whisper
Editor: EternalXera
Music production: G2Shahzam, Travis Scott
Director of photography: Mwzera
Visual effects editor: Sen TenZ
Make up artists: S1mple, Lebron James, Lionel Messi
Cgi production: Dapr
Audio effects: Qwertyy
Audio production: trembolonaRage
Props producer: DRX MaKo
Co-directors: C9 Zellsis, PRX Something, GE Botssi 🗿
but for the legit ones they probably admire that specific pro or streamer so much they want their attention and greet them on twitter
Agreed like wtf is wrong with them mfs
im mfs
but if u are referring to my threads dont take them seriously
i see your name i get excited 😊😊😊
OH EM GEEEE 😱😱😱😱😱😱 NEW COMMEND VID? FUCK IM GONNA GO CUMMY WHUMMY ALL OVER MY HOUSE AND MY UNCLE 🥵🥵🥵🥵
how many times.will my goat ignore me while greet others :(( common L yay this is why EMEA APAC LATAM BR OCEANIA MENA clears NA fRaUdS
they still haven't moved on on kangkang 😁😁😁 and kept on hyping their team knowing they will ge grouped 😁😁😁
then let me do the honors
NAVI=💩💩💩
you cant call out my flair because DFM CLEARS ALL
how about now at la champions stage 🥰🥰🥰
common domination W, domination when will you dominate me 🥵🥵🥵
peek vlr fiction 🥰🥰🥰
but im also on a date with him, is he cheating on me?
Dont worry about Erick Santos hes already on nrg if you havent heard 🥰🥰🥰
will be making a part 3 once nrg aspas and yay announcement release 🥰🥰🥰🥰
thank you 🥰🥰🥰🥰
might work on it 😊
might work on it
theb you will like the oart 2 which involves a seggs scene :)) https://www.vlr.gg/248723/nrg-roster-change-part-2-warning-long
flashback: https://www.vlr.gg/248719/nrg-rosterchange-real-disclaimer-long-asf
"C-chet!! but w-why!?! why kill ardiis?!?! 🥺🥺🥺🥺" victor questioned "why you ask? its simple, this eu fraud is just destroying us, we are losing games more then winning them. i cant accept this fraudulent scum. thats why before we went to nearest airport after losing to prx ,we had a rendezvous on osaka. i made a deal with aspas. leave loud and win champs that was the deal." chet answered. "you guys had a deal? fns did you knew this?" crashies questioned "yes, i was there as well on their rendezvous 😞😞😞" fns answered. Chet later the explained the plans for champs unleashing the beast aspas. a few hours after the meeting victor and crashies met up. Holds victors hand Victor my love, do not worry im sure we are in good hands." Crashies said, "y-you just saw what happened... a-ardiis just e-exploded what if im next??! WHAT if I WAS NEXT TO EXPLODE AND DIE!!!?" Victor panically said, "hush my dear, you need to calm down after all, you are the best flex duelist in na!!!! No one compares to you, yiu stand alone" crashies replied. The two then kissed each other and made out... Meanwhile...
"are you really sure aspas is to be trusted?" fns questioned. "He is howeveer if betrayal were to occur in which he is actually a br spy, then i have already have a solution for that. Ahem, jaccob!" chet said and then from the corner red glowing demonic eyes fron the darkness appears and the slowly reveals himself y-yay?!?!?? fns said, "it is indeed me!!! The one you called a fraud and dropped for ardiis... 👿👿👿" yay said "he will standby for now, if aspas does bad in the first map intentionally he will be replaced by yay and i will rip that brazilians head off clean." chet said. "I see, so thats the kind of person you are... then i will stop YOU!!" fns said, "its too late for that" chet replied and then he hypnotized fns "my plan will be successful!!! evil anime girl laugh MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH" THE END.
post credit scene
SIRE!! coughs blood "D-derke i-is that you??? What happened!?!?" Boaster asks, "S-sire, ive been hit 140 headshot by A-aspas!" derke replied, "ASPAS!?!?! 140!?!?? BUT HE DOESNT EVEN USE PHANTOM HE USES VANDAL!!!" Boaster panically said, "even i was confused sir, but whats more confusing is that he was in an NRG JERSEY!!! 😰😰😰😰" DERKE REPLIED, "OH MY LORD!!! NRG?!?! 😱😱😱😱😱 SHIT FUCK! THEY ARE CREATING THEIR OWN SUPERTEAM WITH ASPAS!!! could this be nrgs plan for champs?!?! i will call the others tell them this news, leo my boy deliver this message to ange1 and nats we must let them be aware of his upcoming disaster.... we will keep our trophy and keep our lead againdt NA!!! the daylight will shine upon us no matter what. this is just the beginning!!! boaster said
THE END!!!!
coming soon brotha
is it not obvious its nrg roster changes!! :3
thats where i come in, i can do both at the same time ^_^
all they need is me, screams evil twin 😈😈😈😈😈
Location: NRG Headquarters
slams the table "ugh, we can no longer take another lan lost!!" fns said, "i agree my lord, we must fix this issue before champs start!!!" s0m said, fns with a sinister look strangles s0m "you FOOL!! you were one of the reasons we lost!! If you clutched that round against cgrs we could've had a rematch with fnatic!! enough if this, we must find a new member someone like 2022 yay! someone can help us lift a new trophy! 😠😠😠" fns shouted. "hehehe, then let me satisfy your desire" an unknown but oddly familiar voice was heard by everyone. "w-who said that? reveal yourself! fns screamed. Aspas jett dashes into the room everyone except fns and aspas: HOLY SHIT!!! 😱😱😱😱😱😱 A-ASPAS??? crashies later then gained calmness and act like as if he didnt got hard when he saw aspas entry and asks "Aspas? what brings you here?", "isnt it obvious? in gere to join nrg esports!!!" aspas answered. "Wtf? oh fuck no, you must disagree with this lord fns if you did what he asks what will i play!!! 😢😢😢" ardiis said ardiis explodes all over the room "heh, what makes you think were keeping you anyways... 😈😈😈" chet said. the scene ends there. TO BE CONTINUED!!!
all the time (i am the biggest basement dweller in vlr with 0 bitches)
id spent all that 24 instead if you joined brim in his films :3
i will spend 2 hours playing val then the rest of my 22 hours will be spent binge watching brim covered in oil twerk and fart films 🗿🗿🗿
its ok honeybunch, infact i wish i had your numbers 😞😞
imagine not having autism like me LOL 🤣🤣😫 YOU DOWN IM UP!!!
Its okay for an incel like me since i dont sleep for valorant 🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💪💪💪
nats 26-3 and this https://www.vlr.gg/35940/f4q-vs-sentinels-valorant-champions-tour-stage-3-masters-berlin-group-d/?game=51047&tab=overview
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