JonahPork
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Registered: August 7, 2024
Last post: March 13, 2026 at 4:09 AM
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Happy is the most likely to do it. He already won 2 majors in CS, and now he’s assistant coaching MIBR which, if they make the right roster moves, could easily contend for a title like Champs

If you count cs 1.6 majors, frod has already done this

posted 2 hours ago

Says nothing about trent, only about Jonah and leaf

posted 8 hours ago

5 maps were played

posted 8 hours ago

Great, I’m also fine with that

posted 8 hours ago

trashies’s only trophy came off the back of y0y abusing ch0mber

posted 8 hours ago

trashies reference

posted 8 hours ago

I wonder if Riens thinks EWC counts

spoiler: he doesn’t

posted 8 hours ago

Riens = 0 trophies -> #4
Trent = 0 trophies -> #8
“ how I rank them: all time success + 1 trophy minimum (trent would be under Shao if he had 1 trophy)”

posted 8 hours ago

themaniel…

posted 8 hours ago

second best GC player tbh, only second to Flor

posted 8 hours ago

vlr.gg/logout

posted 9 hours ago

Yeah cuz he got carried by yay and Marved lmfao, trent never had anyone to carry him. Trent’s only grand final performance in Bangkok is better than any single grand final performance from Crashies

posted 9 hours ago

I was a fan ever since Trent joined The Guard. The reason I’m a fan of trent is because he is simply the player of the people. He didn’t come from a previous esport. He played on a garbage PC, 60 hz, and he used the most budget gaming peripherals possible from Amazon. His first gaming PC was the gaming PC The Guard gave him when they signed him. In that sense, he’s so inspirational, going from a random to the best NA initiator.

Also most importantly, The Guard basically redefined the NA scene. Before The Guard, we had lazy bums on NA teams like SEN, which didn’t even scrim a ton, compared to TGRD which worked hard every day like Optic. They made this region way less lazy

posted 9 hours ago

Leo went positive in every loss he faced in the 2023 season

posted 9 hours ago

Leo carried a team with Alfa and derke bro it was basically the same team except Alfajer was even better in 2023 than 2025

posted 9 hours ago

Gonna post this thread monthly cuz people don’t seem to understand this

posted 9 hours ago

Crashies isn’t even a top 5 NA player, please for the love of god stop comparing role players to stars. Idk if you watch basketball but this is the equivalent of comparing Robert Horry to Larry Bird

posted 9 hours ago

If he was he would probably shoot back at the enemies but he hasn’t done much of that in these grand finals

posted 9 hours ago

Going negative at all is a problem, these series weren’t stomps. If it were Leo, he wouldn’t have gone negative

posted 9 hours ago

What does “single digit negative on scan” mean? You’re implying that scan isn’t a carry role but it is one. Scan players get to bait the entire team and clutch up, something Crashies doesn’t do very often in these grand finals.

posted 9 hours ago

ngl bro flag and flair

posted 9 hours ago

Played in other grand finals than the ones on fnatic brotato

posted 9 hours ago

Crashies has been on other teams than fnatic twin

posted 9 hours ago

Why is every reply sneaking Crashies into this lmao? if Crashies performed like Leo would in those 5 finals, he would’ve won all 5, not just 1.

posted 9 hours ago

Crashies and C0M 😭😭😭😭😭 SON 😭😭😭

posted 9 hours ago

“Crashies” son. Biggest team merchant oat, made like 5 finals and lost 4 of them purely off the back of his own underperformances. Don’t compare him to actual tournament mvp level players

posted 9 hours ago

He’s much better than crashies

posted 9 hours ago

Which GC team won tier 2?

posted 9 hours ago

Flag

posted 10 hours ago

You remember wrong

posted 10 hours ago

FNS is the most overrated igl ever. He has had some all time great midrounders to carry his calling, and more importantly, he hasn’t proven to be elite in multiple different metas

posted 10 hours ago

I’m aware of all of that buddy

posted 10 hours ago

2023 NRG is unironically not better than 2023 The Guard

posted 10 hours ago

No world where s0m or Karon are better controllers all time than TenZ

posted 10 hours ago

Ok and don’t ignore the other matchups in 2022 twin. Keep in mind that was valyn’s worst calling (he was a 19 year old rookie) compared to FNS’s peak

posted 10 hours ago

valyn outcalled FNS even at valyn’s lowest point and at FNS’s peak back in 2022 bud

posted 10 hours ago

He had the highest Omen peak ever, he’s pretty much revolutionized how Omen is played in the modern day

posted 12 hours ago

Yes, obviously. If TH was there ofc they would have the best storyline

posted 12 hours ago

Crashies isn’t a top 3 initiator ever. replace him with riens, brawk, or Shao

posted 12 hours ago

it’s just so obviously G2, the best storyline will always be the uncrowned kings finally getting their title, and that’s not even accounting for babybay being a 30 year old off a 2 year break from competitive play and winning a trophy at his first LAN

posted 12 hours ago

Rest in peace my friend

posted 13 hours ago

True but sentinel is decently popular, especially cypher. Cypher is completely unplayable atm

posted 13 hours ago

#They will smite us

posted 13 hours ago

#5 has the right idea, one letter substitution

posted 13 hours ago

I can’t believe people genuinely enjoy this meta. I doubt there’s a single sentinel or initiator main that enjoys playing this shit

posted 13 hours ago

Do you actively play ranked, and if so, what role do you play?

posted 13 hours ago

I’m going to do an actual ranking of this bc ts was obviously ragebait.

  1. Sayaplayer, pretty obvious choice, Trent’s best ever former teammate
  2. JonahP, pretty obvious as well, best G2 player at Shanghai and best Guard player for the playoff run to qual to Ascension
  3. neT, 2nd best player on The Guard at Ascension, called ct sides at ascension, main igled when they played Breeze. Non-Guard fans will never understand how important neT was to their playstyle/identity
  4. Tex, only teammate in 2023 who went toe to toe with trent statistically, only rating him this low cuz he truly was a merchant of the Guard’s system. He is proof against the narrative that the G2 system doesn’t make their duelists play well
  5. icy, genuine shitcan, absolutely awful player
posted 13 hours ago

No, he played last year. No different than Benjy’s rookie year being 2023, not 2024

posted 13 hours ago

Marved obviously

posted 14 hours ago
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