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Guys drop calc drop school drop everything and focus val full time
Live a real man's life
I have had this account for over 2 years
I found out TODAY that you can send people messages
Chat am I cooked
I cant unsee this now you ruined it for me
This is true but the word soccer originates from the shortening of "Association football" ----> "Assoccer" ----> "soccer"
Therefore, using the name soccer, actually is calling it football too.
So call it football you neeks
Welcome back to rating org names based off aura, Americas Challengers edition.
For EMEA: https://www.vlr.gg/369448/rating-eu-org-names-based-off-aura/#10
For AMER: https://www.vlr.gg/369338/rating-org-names-based-off-aura/#14
For APAC: https://www.vlr.gg/369647/rating-apac-org-names-based-off-aura/#28
Qor - 1/10
Okay. After looking at their socials AND website I can't find what this stands for? The name QOR itself certainly doesn't do it for me.
Winthrop Univeristy - 3/10
Hogwarts ahhh name. Name is alright for a valorant team, not much for aura. W name for a quidditch team.
Dough Bros - 6/10
I really like this name so I'm being generous, but for aura? Not so much...
TSM - 5/10
Ok this may be a bit controversial but for me TSM will forever be a Fortnite streamer org. I hear TSM I instantly think Myth, Daequan... Not much aura.
SaD Esports - 2/10
I mean I thought this name was actually cold. Until I found out it stands for supply&demand.... This is valorant, not my high school business test.
M80 - 7.5/10
Finally getting into something good. For some reason 'Emeighty' really rolls off the tongue and is just cold. Nothing crazy though.
Moist x Shopify - 4/10
Im giving it a 4 because MxS is a cold name. But Moist x Shopify? Absolutely terrible. "Wet x Sellout" would've been more appopriate.
Blinn College Buccaneers - 6/10
Lowkey Buccaneers is pretty cold but Blinn being the face value name kind of sucks. Plus missed opportunity for BBC initials.
Fluffy Aimers - 5.5/10
Bonus points because they finally changed their name from TWT, the worst name I have seen for some time. The name is great, not much aura though.
YFP (Yes Fucking Please) - 5/10
I don't really know how to approach this one... It's unique I guess.
Oxygen Esports - 8/10
Yes yes and yes. Very good. No explanation needed. Great team, great name. Aura.
DarkZero Esports - 9.5/10
Are. You. Kidding. Me. Clean up on aisle my pants. This is the definition of aura. +They are 5-0 +They are winning ascension. This is what an esports org name should be.
Either way its cold asf to me idk Its cold
I agree RRQ is pretty cool my dude
Welcome to rating org names apac series based off aura:
For EU: https://www.vlr.gg/369448/rating-eu-org-names-based-off-aura/#9
For America's: https://www.vlr.gg/369338/rating-org-names-based-off-aura/#7
Bleed - 8/10
Bleed? Blood? I see what you did here. Pretty cold indeed. eight is fair, dogshit team or nah, cold name.
Detonation - 8.5/10
APAC is starting very strong. Detonation is cold. Shame that Meiy carries the team. Cold name.
Zeta Division - 7/10
Another very solid name coming from APAC. Very unique, very good, no complaints, very good overall.
Global Esports - 3/10
Sorry Indian fans. Can you say this strikes fear into enemy hearts? absolutely not. its just mid. Next.
T1 - 7.5/10
T1 is good, Not insane, Not mid, Good.
Geng - 6.5/10
What can I say? Gang is good but is it much more? One of my favourite teams but Im trying to not be biased. It doesn't provide much for aura.
Team Secret - 8.5/10
Pretty darn good, If only their team was better it would be higher probably, Cold name. Props to you guys.
Rex Regum Qeon - 5/10
I mean... Maybe Im not from here so I dont understand but? Idk doesn't give much? Sounds like gibberish but if I spoke the language probably very cold, Sorry. NO bias.
Talon Esports - 8.5/10
I think talon is cold because of achilles's heal, pretty cool if you're into mythology,
DRX - 7/10
As much as I love these guys it's super basic. DRX. That's it. Good. Not mid. Not sinane.
Paper rex - 9/10
Who knew paper would be so cold? Very good, unique, powerful, love these guys.
I did this one whilst very drunk if I made mistakes sorry but lmk what you guys think
Hello navi I'm pretty sure for icebox cypher and having a single flash (Gekko) is not ideal.
Maybe I am wrong because I am not a professional but what are we thinking with this one?
For the Americas edition:
https://www.vlr.gg/369338/rating-org-names-based-off-aura/#7
FUT - 5/10
I mean its nice but... Foot?
Team Heretics - 7/10
This one doesn't really speak to me. Not trash, not great. Obviously great team though
Koi - 4/10
Fish?
Gentle Mates - 3/10
I love this team but... Yeah maybe not for name aura. Self explanatory.
BBL - 1/10
Brazilian buttlift esports is not cold. Sorry.
Natus Vincere - 8.5/10
Yes. Idk what the fuck it means but I like it. Cold.
Fnatic - 8/10
Pretty good. I like everything about it. Nothing crazy though.
Team Vitality - 8/10
Definitely underrated asf. Vitality is for sure a cold name. Yes yes and yes.
Team Liquid - 9/10
Team liquid for some reason is just sick. Face value its nothing crazy but esports enjoyers around the world know the name Liquid is just badass. Cant explain it. Ice cold.
GiantX - 6.5/10
Honestly Giants would've been higher. The rebranded name got worse, but at least the logo improved. Fairly standard.
Karmine Corp - 8.5/10
Very good. The corp definitely gives a military feel to it and Karmine is just cold. Well played France.
Let me know what you think guys
And youre aware that 'coolness' is a purely subjective measurement?
Agreed, even then its just Ls sooooo
Americas Edition
Sentinels - 9/10
Tbh just cold, not much to say. When you think of sentinel you think locked down, locked in, just frosty.
Kru - 2/10
I mean... What is there to say? MidMidMidMid
Leviatán - 8/10
'Leviathan' is a pretty sick creature, definitely gives off aura. Not perfect, not mid, pretty darn good
G2 - 3/10
I love G2 but like really not much to say... Especially if you know what the g stands for. Mid.
Made in Brazil - 5/10
I mean it's cool if you're Brazilian so maybe I don't get the hype. Perfectly average.
100 Thieves - 9/10
Okay maybe I'm a little biased but I feel that it's unique and 'Thieves' is just cold, everything from the jersey to the logo is on a different level.
NRG - 7/10
Nrg is cool I definitely like that you get the full six letter org name in three letters but it doesn't have much wow factor. 7 is fair.
Loud - 5/10
I'm sorry guys. I don't see it. Loud = obnoxious for me. Maybe that's just me.
Cloud9 - 7.5/10
SOLID. VERY VERY SOLID. Great name, great logo, but the team brings it down.
Furia - 9/10
Fury. Cold. Cold. And even colder. Brazil cooked with this one.
Evil Geniuses - 8/10
I'm going to be nice because it is a cold name. However from time to time I do sort of get cringed out by it so it might have lost a point. Overall very good though. Plus "EG" is clean.
EDG vs (insert any cn team)
I see that you are very confused and upset so please see below <3
Im referring to praise from NRG socials and media outlets
Im saying he doesn't get his flowers not that he should do content
Ethan most of the time finds himself carrying midrg
Yet basically 99% of NRG's media and socials are STILL centred around s0m and FNS when only s0m comes close to his impact
NRG just sweeps him under the rug but they would be nowhere without him
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Has under 10 kills in a bo3 ever been done before?
PREDICT FNS KILL COUNT
Edit: I just saw the same thread was made 15 mins ago, my bad, didn't mean to copy :l
Yeah he's good but starpower potential is minimal tbh
You are right. I have sinned. Is there any possible way this horrid act of Valorant blasphemy can be redeemed?
If MIBR is diamond you are not only unranked but playing animal crossing brother
Sen last played MIBR's significantly weaker team and no-one dropped Eeiu's numbers... Your point?
Rage bait or just straight dropped out of preschool because it was too hard?
Bros about to get added to the receipts thread
Yesterday I made a thread putting eeiu in my top 3 for "NA recons ranked by impact"
If you want to check:
https://www.vlr.gg/368268/na-recons-ranked-by-impact/#7
To the deniers, see what I'm saying?
"Its just MIBR" is a weak ass comment so save your energy pls
+21 ON ONE MAP
97% total KAST
Why are you even making a thread for this horseshit brainrot attempt at a post
the simple mind cannot comprehend
If u want I can PayPal you something to help out, It should take a moment its being sent from Monaco :/
Put your money where your mouth is then
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