JawXG
Flag: Monaco
Registered: April 29, 2022
Last post: January 9, 2025 at 9:38 AM
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Nothing wrong with that

posted 6 months ago

what kind of comment is this

posted 6 months ago

Equivalent of saying lets get 5 Icys
Sounds good in theory...

posted 6 months ago

Did you really edit the post and sound humble just to make me look bad?

posted 6 months ago

No, playing into the joke actually...

posted 6 months ago

I came

posted 6 months ago

Bro edited hahahaha

posted 6 months ago

Boohoo yapyapyap shush

posted 6 months ago

BYE BYE PORTUGAL
Até logo, palhaços!!!!

posted 6 months ago

F
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posted 6 months ago

what/8

posted 6 months ago

FNC_Ajay underrated pick imo

posted 6 months ago

Fuck it drop your least favourite VLR user
(Please don't say JawXG he is handsome and cool I heard)

posted 6 months ago

Mauga scum

posted 6 months ago

That's what Im saying

posted 6 months ago

Insider sources show they are testing the new game mode in Fortnite lobbies to see if it will work in val. All I can say is fucking finally because we have had NOTHING like this in the last 4 years since val was released. ABOUT DAMN TIME.

https://www.fortnite.com/@duoriginal/0594-7621-5438

posted 6 months ago

Saw someone ask what your favourite map to watch is.
So many answers but none came close to the Greatest Of All Time.

https://pixelgun.fandom.com/wiki/Classic_Pool

Debate over.

posted 6 months ago

W, fixed.

posted 6 months ago

Probably Volskaya Industries

posted 6 months ago

Im not half the man I used to be

posted 6 months ago

What is blud yapping about

posted 6 months ago

I am a time traveller
I have come to say
Gentle Mates will win map 2 and 3 vs Team Heretics
Use this information with great care
I have to go now
Good luck

posted 6 months ago

All my troubles seemed so far away

posted 6 months ago

I just went downstairs?

posted 6 months ago

y'all do be forgetting y0y had the eighth highest death rate on abyss in 1966 just before his circumcision.... EMEASS fans not gonna like this one....

posted 6 months ago

I just showed this to sayf and he kissed my neck

posted 6 months ago

Ratio'd

posted 6 months ago

Prize a bit too high imo

posted 6 months ago

Can the guy who keeps making aura rating lists please stop and go outside no-one cares

The ants in my walls have had enough
Does the mountain move itself or is bedrock the last advantage of the home field?

You're insecure, don't know what for
You're turnin' heads when you walk through the door
Don't need makeup to cover up (Huh)
Bein' the way that you are is enough

Everyone else in the room can see it
Everyone else but you

Baby, you light up my world like nobody else
The way that you flip your hair gets me overwhelmed
But when you smile at the ground, it ain't hard to tell
You don't know, oh-oh, you don't know you're beautiful

The hummingbird at the window has spoken.

posted 6 months ago

Thank you sideshowsbaldhead

posted 6 months ago

No its a Krispy Kreme job link to put your GENERATIONAL glazing to good use

posted 6 months ago

L comment

posted 6 months ago

I didn't think people like you existed

posted 6 months ago

I just farted

posted 6 months ago

Most of them I did both. But always in their own language? I dont see your point?

posted 6 months ago

Absofuckinglutely not

posted 6 months ago

Someone please save Elite

posted 6 months ago

Are you silly?

posted 6 months ago

West Germany?

posted 6 months ago

Giving thanks

posted 6 months ago

Hello everyone and welcome back to your favourite mini-series! This time with a twist.
We will be rating EURO 2024 Round of 16 country names based off the aura they give off

Let's get right into it.

Suisse (Switzerland) - 6.5/10
(I am using the French go cry about it) Points for uniqueness but am I really feeling the aura? Suisse cheese aura? Switzer sounds like something the germans used in WWll, idk dude kinda fishy.

Italia (Italy) - 5/10
Italia is pretty darn cold. Unfortunately Zidane single-handedly deleted your aura points from existence. For that reason alone 5/10 is generous. Also Chiellini needs to beat the racism allegations after that saka challenge, we have not forgotten.

Deutschland (Germany) - 5/10
Yes you won a WC 10 years ago. But aura? Germ - a - knee? Unlucky English kinda fucked you. Deutschland is pretty cool but really nothing special. Try to explain to a foreigner that 'dutch' isn't your language.

Danmark (Denmark) - 5/10
Blud combined Dan and Mark and called it a day. Neither Dan or Mark have aura. Accountant ahh names. M-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-mid.

England (England) - 7/10
Bonus points for propa Brexit football. Negative points for lack of players willing to die for the badge. Start Palmer ffs. Southgate so some more negative points on top.

France (France) - 9/10
I am feeling the aura here. Reminds me of Trance (insane name for an org btw). I am channeling my teenage mutant ninja turtle aura as we speak.

Belgique (Belgium) - 2/10
Hell naw. Ugly ahh name. Negative points for literally all the players hating each other and sleeping with each other's partners. Fix yo shit Belgium.

Slovensko (Slovakia) - 8.5/10
Yes this is good. Ignoring the mid team this is cold. Slovensko sounds like a championship player from 2009 who banged goals left and right and went straight to the pub after his games. Proper name. This is aura.

España (Spain) - 8/10
These guys are always cold. The tiki-taka Pep Guardiola aura will forever be cemented in their name. Can't deny these guys their aura.

საქართველოს (Georgia) - 9/10
Since I cannot read Georgian I have to assume this directly reads as "Skibidi sigma toilet baby gronk livvy mountain dew Red bull clutch ace". That is a pretty darn cold name for a country. This is aura heritage. Have a 9 (I am lowering the score because I feel bad for the other countries, its too OP)

Portugal (Portugal) - 8/10
Similar to Spain in a lot of ways. The CR7 aura cannot be denied. No explanation needed.

Slovenija (Slovenia) - 7/10
This is what I would do if I was playing sage in a scrim vs G2 Gozen (please get the joke)

România (Romania) - 8/10
Whoever named ts was like fuck yeah put a hat on the a because I said so. I fuck with it. Definition of aura.

Nederland (Netherlands) - 5/10
Ned Flanders ahh name. Bonus points because I love their team this year and they will go far. But aura? ehhh....

Österreich (Austria) - 4/10
Ostrich aahhh name. Long neck bird ahhh name. Controversial opinion but ostriches lack aura, their size is compensation. Plus why does your 'O' have cat ears? Furry ahh letter.

Türkiye (Turkey) - 7.5/10
Aura? Nah. Thanksgiving dinner? Now we're talking.

Thanks for reading and any suggestions for future editions are very much appreciated :D

posted 6 months ago

Hello everyone and welcome back to your favourite VLR mini-series!
We're gonna be rating Challengers League Japan org names based off the aura they give off.

FOR AMER: https://www.vlr.gg/369338/rating-org-names-based-off-aura/#10
FOR APAC: https://www.vlr.gg/369647/rating-apac-org-names-based-off-aura/#28
FOR EMEA: https://www.vlr.gg/369448/rating-eu-org-names-based-off-aura/#10
FOR CHIN: https://www.vlr.gg/369951/rating-cn-org-names-based-off-aura/#11
FOR VCLA: https://www.vlr.gg/369848/rating-vcl-org-names-based-off-aura/#8

Let's begin.

Northeption - 6/10
Not too much to say about this one. Doesn't scare, doesn't entice, not terrible though.

Reject - 3/10
I mean, reject as a verb would be fairly cool but I guess it's the noun? Self burn?

Murash Gaming - 2/10
Another mid streamer org with a mid name. Negative aura.

Varrel - 3/10
It was originally higher. Found out they were acquired by Donuts LTD in 2020. Their official name is Donuts Varrel. Poor man's dough bros if you ask me. Hell naw.

Fennel - 4/10
Would be higher. Again. However my friend you named your esports organisation after a vegetable. Unlucky I guess.

Scarz - 8.5/10
FINALLY WE ARE COOKING. Scarz is just cold. And I actually think the 'z' at the end works well and isn't cringe like 99.99% of people who replace s with z. Great team, great logo, great name. Big fan. (yes they like to import I know)

Sengoku gaming - 8/10
Pretty cool. I don't watch anime too much but I believe there is a one piece character with this name. (Don't know if it was named after him?) Nevertheless I like the name though. Strong aura.

Riddle Order - 9.5/10
Very likely the coldest name I have reviewed thus far. Riddle? Batman villain aura. Order? Judicial aura. Everything about this is just perfect. Do I need to mention K-Jett Aura? So cold I am shivering through my laptop.

What league next guys? :D

posted 6 months ago

were they sponsored by the general insurance or something

posted 6 months ago

Very true FPX is insanely hard, I just cant get over the FunPlus

posted 6 months ago

The prophecy has been fulfilled

posted 6 months ago

Hello everyone and welcome back to your favourite VLR mini-series!
Today we will be rating VCT China org names based on their aura.

For AMER: https://www.vlr.gg/369338/rating-org-names-based-off-aura/#10
For APAC: https://www.vlr.gg/369647/rating-apac-org-names-based-off-aura/#28
For EMEA: https://www.vlr.gg/369448/rating-eu-org-names-based-off-aura/#10
For VCLA: https://www.vlr.gg/369848/rating-vcl-org-names-based-off-aura/#8

Tyloo - 1/10
"Thank you toilet". No further explanation will be provided.

Titan Esports Club - 8/10
Titan is just cold. Absolute beauty. However loses points for adding the 'club', doesn't make it sound exclusive like they intended, makes it sound insert alternate word for happy.

Dragon Ranger Gaming - 8/10
Okay this one is pretty darn cool. Bonus points for initials DRG because it's also dragon, shortened. Dragon ranger gives how to train your dragon vibes, very cool.

Wolves Esports - 7.5/10
Very cool at face value. Loses points for two reasons. Skibidi Sigma alpha lone wolf being one, the other is their football team is kinda mid and just Portugal national team development camp.

Nova Esports - 8.5/10
Nova is very good. Cleverly designed logo, snappy name. I like.

JDG - 1/10
Listen. I was about to put JDG at 8/10. Then I saw their wikipedia. FUCK YOU MEAN IT STANDS FOR JING DONG GAMING. Hell nah. Dong aura. 1/10.

Bilibili gaming - 2/10
Listen, do yourselves and everyone else a favour and rename to Cove Esports. Goes hard and I would become a fan. The name BiliBili is not a frightening one (W team tho)

All Gamers 1/10
Literally no. What? No. Just, no.

Trace Esports - 9/10
Probably the most underrated org name. Dear god yes. Trace aura is very reminiscent of a ninja's aura, like a precise blade. Reminds me of Genji from OW. Cold. Cold and even colder.

EDward Gaming - 3/10
"Did you hear Edward made a gaming organisation?" "Oh really? whats it called?" "You're never gonna believe this"

FunPlus Pheonix - 5/10
Very mixed about this one. Phoenix is always a yes but Funplus? Makes it sound like a children's arcade premium subscription. We'll go bang in the middle.

What league do we want to see next?

posted 6 months ago

I physically cringed

posted 6 months ago
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