America Mexico UK and Turkey=obese because of enormous amounts of sugar consumed daily.

they have more sugar in their food, like USA coke is 3x more sugar than European coke, and that's only 1 small example. Less should go back home asap if he doesn't want to die from diabetes by the age of 25

s0mple also scammed people for knives in csgo before he joined liquid, donk never did anything like that yet he's more hated. although polish tears from the crowd when eZaF lost in katowice were priceless

only twistz is a good player in that roster.

I'm a hater of fraudptic core, they will ruin the year for goat1.

Known yapper and fanum taxer

Goat1 diffs z0kken

he's playing sentinel with 0 comms, he literally can't figure out when to rotate

calling goat1 a tier 2 player is like calling 2023 donk a tier 2 player, it was obvious he's gonna own

actually funny how Engh was out of tier 1 for a year and the only coach with similar achievements is Potter(fluke-in doesn't count as a trophy so m0ni is out)

sinatraa goat

Nah bro playing in China is way too much when you don't speak chinese, no comms at pro scene is crazy ask vo0kashu abt his experience

Canada is Latin America confirmed since French is derived from vulgar Latin

nothing there to study, coach with trophies+tier 2 players with 0 ego eager for trophies who have never won anything so they gonna do whatever Engh says.

sadly they have to play with eu bots so they cant qual, if there were full russian teams in shitmea franchsie they would be in Madrid

why would they cater to you? English is not even the most spoken language in Europe.

Boo and Miniboo have lithuanized Belarusian surnames so they might be ethnic Belarusians.

Ask the author of this thread why he looked up Leo on LinkedIn

I can't see the future without him either.

Leo and Marteen are half Mongol yes, you can google leo on LinkedIn and you'll find his mom's name, marteen has Mongol flag in bio on twitter

True, I would honestly remove liquid as well and replace them with Nemiga.

He's a smoke spam merchant, fnatic need a real aimer like purp0 or cloud on his role.

Leo and alfa are good but they don't belong in a superteam.

Agreed, Mongol Shuudan clears

Leo can be upgraded by bringing cloud or purp0, cloud has a bigger buyout so we take purp0, alfa is kinda mid compared to vo0kashu, he has comms from his team but can't get above 1 kpr so he should be replaced too.

This is a factual and redpilled take on fnatic roster

Why not? I think fnatic would benefit from those changes

Time to assemble new superteam after today's loss.
Boaster doesn't cut it anymore as an igl, all he can do is twerking and singing on tiktok, we need to replace him with up and coming talent like zeddy(better fragger too)
Alfajer is good but a bit overrated, in order to compete with other regions' finest(like Less) we need to bring vo0kashu back to EMEA(above 1 kpr on sentinel in China league with no comms)
Leo is an overrated baiter who can't flick, so purp0 will be a massive upgrade
Derke is extremely washed so it's time for B1sk to shine in EMEA franchise
Chronicle is irreplaceable so we keep him
Coach Engh ofc
Ez champs 2024
Thoughts? Am I cooking?

He plays with no comms yes

Based and truth-pilled

Vo0kashu owns both

Change your flair to DRG they are winning Madrid

DRG win Madrid trust.

Best player to ever touch cs, top 1 hltv 2024

I gonna donate 50 euros to miniboo so that he buys himself a new cow for eliminating shit'vi, I will probably buy a heretics capsule too.

DRG win champs you heard it first.

VP are 10 times more rich than navi, trust me. VP are at top tier NA orgs level in terms of money.

Shit'vi are a 0 iq org with their roster moves in every single discipline, VP and Spirit are 10 times better.

Donk is too young for franchise so no

Chet Singh lost 0-3 to Engh when they faced each other

-boaster +zeddy -derke +b1sk

Imagine what the Buuz king Jemkin would do to dorka

They have to be residents of the region, these players played for Portuguese teams pre-franchise so they have the pass.

take 5 tier 2 players and turn them into a good team with 8 hours of scrims per day, meanwhile m0ni cant even reach champs gf with Fnatic.

S1mple is an ethnic Russian and his dad was a black sea fleet officer so nt.

Yeah but navi had a team of mutts+Cloud. Clearly 0 research before making a roster, trust me Overdrive or Korben(spirit scouts) would find 5 donks in the pits of Stockholm radiant ranked and dominate the scene, just like they found their DotA and CS players.

Engh clears botster's entire bloodline, seems like

What does Armenia have to do with you know what?

now i think we should kick botvi tbh, but anyway Spirit and VP to franchise

Jamesus is the mastermind of cs, making players like norbert look decent is something that not every IGL can achieve. Also ez 2-0 vs Na'Vi for the saving god