You don't even believe it, friend
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Registered: | March 6, 2023 |
Last post: | June 23, 2024 at 7:25 PM |
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You don't even believe it, friend
Poderosa Red Cannabis
Fallen And SpawN drop 100
He can't play because of his sponsorship with casinos, and Riot Valorant has already said that any contact with casinos is prohibited, he said that casinos are where 90% of his income comes from, so joining the VCB without any sponsorship, including Without any organization to link to, it's a bit of a suicide, considering he's married and wouldn't be able to support his family without these sponsorships
"Aspas" No good with raze
"Texx" No good with raze
Just for nicks it would be like this, NRG hasn't proven itself yet, SEN on top
But if I faced it, it would be incredible
I'm afraid of what Less Raze will do to G2
Zywoo 3 times best in the world πͺπͺπͺ
In fact, the probability is enormous that this will happen.
FAKE!!!! Kru came to win it all this year!!!
Well, I don't know about Furia beating NRG, maybe NRG will beat Furia 2x1, I don't think Ethan is as good an IGL as Saadhak and FNS. But Furia will probably beat C9, they've already won once, they could win again, so in the group, passing NRG and Furia makes a lot of sense
For results like these I think God doesn't exist
https://www.vlr.gg/pickem/45b7c6fe
Cooking in group C π₯ π₯ π₯ π₯
It's over, Kru came to win everything this year
100T fails, it is never an assumption but always a certainty
BiliBili came to win it all, friend
1 - BabyJ
2 - BabyJ
3 - BabyJ
i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.
When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.
I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.
I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walkingin my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.
Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.
Rapaz, sinceramente, eu senti que o guhrvn jogou mais que o cortezia
Won the VCT in the Americas region, something that Fnatic was unable to do in its region and reached the top 3 of the champions, therefore, top3
Honestly, sometimes I think you have nothing to do during the day and come to VLR.gg to cause disagreement or talk nonsense
1 Vandal Prelude to Chaos
Aspas
Colchetes
Chaves
The way expectations are for this team, it's either going 10-0 or going 0-10, there's no middle ground
Translated literally, it would be: drooling over nobody's egg. Which means something like: I didn't have to flatter anyone.
Well, a lot of slang in Portuguese looks really strange if translated literally. πππ
"I got far without having to lower my head to anyone! And I'm going to return to the top once again in the same way, take note πβ€οΈ"
It is very poorly translated if you just put it on Google
Saadhak: Argensileiro or Brasilentino?
The only teams in the franchise that are likely to go 13-0 are KC, DFM and EG
It's like they say, devour books and you'll be a wiser person, but devouring page by page doesn't seem like a good choice, because they don't taste that good, so I recommend putting everything in the blender and making a smoothie
Putting cloud9 so high after taking 2-0 from furia is crazy
It's not deathmaker, friend, it's spelled DEATHMAKER
I know this nickname from somewhere...π€π€π€
It doesn't make any sense that it was in such a small Riot Brazil studio and with so few teams
A unica vez que o Brasil ganhou um mundial em casa foi no campeonato mundial de Free fire de 2019