I_am_from_the_future
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Registered: February 13, 2023
Last post: April 3, 2023 at 9:37 PM
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Sure BigTiddyMilf

posted about a year ago

Bro think he won yesterday

posted about a year ago

TenZ dropping 30 on some map

posted about a year ago

disbanding a champion winning roaster because they couldn't pay enough for the players + brazil economy and conversion rate? he will 100% make more money just streaming and farming NA subs than competing. not even close.

brazilian orgs will not be able to compete with NA offers just because of conversion rate, so if he want to make bank you either spam ranked on stream or leave LOUD and go for the bag.

posted about a year ago

roza is the fucking goat

posted about a year ago

he needs money cuz loud not paying enough and he doesnt wanna be called a traitor by accepting NA offer

posted about a year ago

tenz >> cryo
zekken >>> asuna
sacy >> one trick wonder derrek overwatch
pancada >>> bang
dephh <<<< paycheck stealler

posted about a year ago

counterpoint: brazilian women

posted about a year ago

he got paid in 6 months more than 5x what aspas makes in his entire yearly salary

posted about a year ago

LITERALLY THE AVENGERS

ENEMY TEAM TRIED REMAKING BUT COULDNT IN THE END

GOAT ROZA WAS GONNA PAY CURRY 30$ FOR HIM TO VOTE NO

posted about a year ago

winning doesn't make you better individually

posted about a year ago

the one who had better stats than aspas in champs

posted about a year ago

i agree but still a good player

posted about a year ago

derke

posted about a year ago

isn't a yay clip

posted about a year ago

thank you, will use it in an argument someday

posted about a year ago

I cant lie it looks like a facebook meme my mom would send me

posted about a year ago

so most vlr users will not get that

posted about a year ago

least horny vlr user

posted about a year ago

wait an hour and see

posted about a year ago

it is sykoNT birthday too

u are still a joke tho, happy birthday dude <3

posted about a year ago

enlighten me with brazil humor pls

posted about a year ago

how long does TenZ takes to kill 100 bots in the range? tryna compare that with my score...

posted about a year ago

he needs to learn how to judge cuz even god himself can't help that dude aim

posted about a year ago

I can never be :((

posted about a year ago

my therapist said tenz has good rizz

posted about a year ago

I wanted to do a rizz deep dive as a good luck charm for our lord and savior Tyson "TenZ" Ngo before his big match today!
A couple disclaimers before we start:

Disclaimer #1 This isnt meant to be a personal judgement on TenZ or any parties involved, by all accounts TenZ is a wonderful human being and nothing in this thread should be taken as anything more than a fun and unserious discussion..

Disclaimer #2 "Rizz" in this context refers to the casual and flirtatious manner in which someone talks up the opposite sex. I do NOT mean to invoke any references to redpill or Andrew Tate, i disavow everything they stand for. again this is a just for fun analysis of human conversation between man and woman.

Disclaimer #3 the rizz professional analyst "TrySi" has gave permission for others to do rizz threads, I shall try to entertain you guys even tho I dont have his rizz analytic experience.

Ok lets get into it.
we gonna break 3 rizz clips, analyze and score every single one and then do a complete score at the end. just remember that its gonna be easier for TenZ to rizz kyedae than it was for tarik/yay to rizz others, since they are in a relationship. however, TenZ loves to constantly rizz her up to maintain that relationship.

clip 1: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5jDpkkmXotk
we start off slow here, TenZ used the classic rizz line "what's cooking, good looking?" because they were cooking in the kitchen, so the context is there for the meme pickup line. however, kyedae seems unsatisfied and even called it akward. im gonna give couple points for the context and the laugh, but overall it was pretty weak and corny.
3/10

clip 2: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLfHby35USo
this is much better, still a corny line which some rizz analyst will knock it down a few points, but the execution was perfect. it made kyedae laugh and smile and overall I think it was a great one.
10/10.

clip 3: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPRFLmJhxFY
we see TenZ continuing to spice up the relationship with funny jokes, here TenZ pranks kyedae and as she takes few sec to realize, she laughs it off and smiles at the end and even end up staying there for couple of seconds.
8/10 rizz

Overall score is 7/10 for TenZ funny and corny rizz.
what do u think?

posted about a year ago

rrq suck but zeta sucker

posted about a year ago

disband kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

thank you for listening

posted about a year ago

EZ MONEY

posted about a year ago

why are u reading twitch chat

posted about a year ago

kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

posted about a year ago

His brain is bigger than it seems, we are in a shit economy in esports. Org can’t actually make money.
Best way to make money? Throw your matches.

Scream is a financial genius and just single handedly saved esports.

posted about a year ago

He want to have a career when he gets old, which is soon enough.

posted about a year ago

I never doubted shao, hes insane.
Ange1 gekko is a big fucking troll. I cant remember one time of him bringing back his little fuckers, he just let them fucking die.

posted about a year ago

Yeah but sh1n is actually good on gekko while ange1 let his util fucking die, he is basically playing a worse kayo.

With that being said, sometimes sh1n did the same stuff and it became kinda predictable and slowed them a lot.

posted about a year ago

big brain gamr

posted about a year ago

Bro I thought I traveled back to 2021 bc of that fucker

posted about a year ago

Wait no shot u actually read all of that

posted about a year ago

What year am I in

posted about a year ago

I personally think a Brazilian fan will try to bomb the area after SEN took sacy and pancada. The bomb will be literal, it is america after all.

or, pancada on sentinel role swap.

posted about a year ago

Can you write an article about yay and where can he go

posted about a year ago

Okay but if DSG yay happens he just gonna solo ascension kinda no?

posted about a year ago

I saw a tweet that he did scrim with them tho, let me find it

Edit: https://twitter.com/lembo006/status/1641796959953461248?s=46&t=iGc0sLLXK22OFzyOYBMcaA
Idk how trustable it is, but there you go.

posted about a year ago

Had**

They had structure with sgares, now they have less “set exec” and more of the igl telling them which util to use and where. Which is steller style of igling and he likes it more, but they clearly look worse with mike. Maybe with time it will change, but top teams rn have set structure.

posted about a year ago

Oh shit, his lawyer was by his side? I take it back.

Insert a tiktok where tate said he likes when his lawyers will get him out of crimes he committed.

posted about a year ago

Yeah, like not thinking would be PRX running it down every single round and just ego peeking without any supporting util or a person to trade you. Kinda like that c9 prx game.
Whatever kcorp did is fucking borderline stupidity.

posted about a year ago

He will need to make some changed, split 2 is double points

posted about a year ago

Lmao thats a good one

posted about a year ago

I can not think in comp and still manage to not troll my economy and not go into site within the last 15sec with 0 map control.

Not thinking is an under statement, they are straight up trolling

posted about a year ago
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