Hyxagon
Flag: United States
Registered: August 2, 2022
Last post: January 7, 2026 at 11:35 PM
Posts: 2364
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if you think about it this change is the complete opposite of -jonahp
jonahp was a really good player but was replaced for someone who could bring vibes
patmen brought vibes but was replaced for a really good player

posted 1 month ago

if that happens that just means the roster is a bad roster

posted 1 month ago

fr where’s my goat bro
this guy made the best posts

posted 1 month ago

ngl i feel like neon coming back in mid kickoff will give them momentum to make santiago

posted 1 month ago

1 - mibr
2 - G2
3 - lev
4 - nrg
5 - sen
6 - 100t
7/8 - nv, eg
9/10 - c9, fur
11/12 - loud kru

posted 1 month ago

you only get one
which one do you choose

posted 1 month ago

yea thats why theyre rebranding to green

posted 1 month ago

you’re right 2008’s are cringe as hell
i’m 2007 though

posted 1 month ago

you just defined the most unnotable team ever
no personality, no fun, no interesting plays, just doing what everyone expects them to

posted 1 month ago

i’ve seen a trend in the orgs cut so far
in pacific, the blue region, talon and bleed are red themed teams and were cut
in emea, the yellow region, koi, a blue team, was cut
the color of team cut is just two colors down the rainbow from the color of the region
so in americas, loud will be cut, and in china, wolves will be cut
thanks for coming to my sped talk

posted 1 month ago

it took mibr 4 months to get to a point where the language barrier wasn't a huge deal
lev can easily get to at least that point within a few months, especially considering portuguese and spanish are more similar to eachother than portuguese and english. it wont have really any effect on the team by masters 2 or at least champs

posted 1 month ago

by ethnicity, yes, but hes an american resident and citizen

posted 1 month ago

its possible kickoff lasts long enough for neon to play near the end, as long as the roster without him can last long enough to make like top 6, he could come in and bring them to third

posted 1 month ago

neon has literally been playing all tournament idk what youre talking about

posted 1 month ago

im at 100 top 16%
i might be cooked either way

posted 1 month ago

i want liquid to win just because my pickems is more likely to stay above top 20% if they win

posted 1 month ago

i fell off a motorized scooter head first into a brick
i ran full speed into a dumbbell head first
i fell off a bike headfirst into a sidewalk
i ran full speed into a target shelf and knocked a tooth loose
i had appendicitis and my appendix burst as they were taking it out, leaving a bunch of toxic goo inside my torso. i had to spend extra time in the hospital and it turned out one of the medicines they were giving me i was allergic too. i then also got blood clots while i was there as well.
btw all that was before i turned 11

posted 1 month ago

i’m in tennessee atm and it will be cloudy and 80 degrees one day and the next day it’s sunny and 40 degrees

posted 1 month ago

is zeek the actual sub for sayonara

posted 1 month ago

franchised team selection barely takes performance into consideration, hence why optic and acend weren’t let into franchising
all that matters is if riot feels like the orgs they choose will contribute to the growth of the scene both in talent and viewership, which fielding an academy team demonstrates

posted 1 month ago

kru doesnt know what a rookie is
furia forgot that theyre a south american team
loud is delusional for being the second worst team in americas and changing a single player
when you think about it, it makes a lot of sense how they managed to steal this roster

posted 1 month ago

mibr makes the santiago finals, but theyre up against vitality who havent lost a single map the entire year so far. mibr fans find some drama to start with sayonara about something to do with some slur he said when he was a literal toddler and all the twitter hate makes them fall apart and we get mibr 3-0

posted 1 month ago

i feel like an exception should at least be given to orgs that won masters/champs, like optic gambit and acend
theyre all major parts of vct history and shouldn't just be forgotten cause it was 3 years ago

posted 1 month ago

can get ONE good placement at champs

posted 1 month ago

been using since 2024 stage 1, didnt post til after stage 2 tho
my acc says i was registered on aug 2 2022 yet i hadnt even watched my first vct match at that time so i dont know what its on about

posted 1 month ago

ngl wishing we got c9 munchkin

posted 1 month ago

zekken is currently in cryostasis to preserve his youth

posted 1 month ago

legit i was going through every loud slot putting robbiebk and thought i was going insande

posted 1 month ago

at least its a logo and not just the team name
sure it doesnt compare to lev's logo but at least its something

posted 1 month ago

wheres robbiebk??

posted 1 month ago

god forbid a team make their logo more than three white letters in a quirky font

posted 1 month ago

you fs have an alt that had stars taken away

posted 1 month ago

i’m at 8.3k with
evo wall breakers
snowball
zappies
bomb tower
dark prince
miner
minion horde
cannon cart

posted 1 month ago

school + 20 hours/week of work. for the rest of the time im usually doing shit with friends

posted 1 month ago

all three in one bowl

posted 1 month ago

so you analyzed all teams new rosters but cant accept that sens new roster actually has zero flaws? what a twisted world we live in

posted 1 month ago

this guy has never played for a team currently in tier 1

posted 1 month ago

been playing for 5 years and im still gold peak
i might have early onset alzheimers

posted 1 month ago

just cause my shit aim is holding me hostage in silver 2 doesn't mean i have terrible takes
i mean yea i do have terrible takes but its not because im in silver 2 i swear

posted 1 month ago

ok sure but imo genghis khan's crazy bow usage in combination with the new horse tech during masters karakorum in 1217 makes that irrelevant

posted 1 month ago

exactly, in 2024, sen immediately fell off, and geng couldn't bring the same energy to champs
in 2025, the top teams was just constantly a revolving door, vit g2, edg, and t1 looked like the top teams, then fnc and prx came back and people thought they were the best teams in the world with wolves also looking really good too, then nrg drx and even mibr came out of nowhere and made champs a melting pot of teams that could potentially win champs
its so hard to focus on the storyline of 10+ teams, making it impossible to truly appreciate the journeys of the teams in the last weekend of champs

posted 1 month ago

yea in 2022 and 2023 it felt like there were few top teams, but we got to see their storylines and evolution fully flesh out over the year. but now there’s so many competitive teams, every day the previous top team is getting overshadowed.

posted 1 month ago

immaculate bait until the last three

posted 1 month ago

idk king charles II’s champs 1023 win was kinda auraless too

posted 1 month ago

idk thats just a huge assumption from paleontologists, im pretty sure it was stanley's fault

posted 1 month ago

stick with mibr for sure, they got aspas (the true goat dont listen to what anyone else says), zekken (goat #2), verno (crazy rookie from last season who had a whole redemption arc going from "no comms' on nrg to leading mibr to top 6 in champs as igl), mazino, and tex

posted 1 month ago

nah you gotta get into the rank and also complete your level 1 act rank triangle (so basically get 10 wins)
i got to gold right at the start of episode 8 act 3, kept playing, but lost a bunch of games, so i just quit knowing id at least get the buddy, but because I only got 4 wins that act I didnt get it

posted 1 month ago

the order is just obviously cereal, then milk, then bowl

posted 1 month ago

cause they had a really bad breakup back in 96

posted 1 month ago
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