Hyssopus1
Flag: Brazil
Registered: January 6, 2024
Last post: January 17, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Posts: 2289
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Gets one tap, Press tab see that the enemy has 60 ping "Thats why he killed me higher ping of course"

Gets diffed and lose the game "This queue is so dogshit i am done with valorant this game is so ass"

Truly the GOAT of yapping

posted 7 months ago

You are so fucked bro KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

posted 7 months ago

They hated Chet because he tried Demon1 full time duelist, but now Itopata saw what happened in NRG and still choosed to do the same.

LOL

posted 7 months ago

I always remember boostio words about demon1 raze "Why do you think we didn't let him play raze? he is a pig on raze"

posted 7 months ago

Itopata(LEV HC) just said that he will not play smokes next year he will be a full time duelist, LEV will be so Ass man.

https://www.twitch.tv/lucasrojo

posted 7 months ago

"MIBR nzr"

0 ball knowledge

posted 7 months ago

S: MIBR, NRG

posted 7 months ago

The funny things is that Sacy is watchpartying with bzka and he asked him, "Hey bzka do you remember what we used to say when we were against ZETA?" they started laughing.

posted 7 months ago

Vocês tão assistindo a transmissão mutada?

A Srn ganhou o round e falou isso em ingles "We are playing against silvers" e eu postei isso aqui no vlr.

Essa fala não é minha.

posted 7 months ago

on his twitter profile https://imgur.com/a/7Yf0ewk

posted 7 months ago

Srn said that.

posted 7 months ago

He is NB not trans.

posted 7 months ago

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SRN THEY ALREADY HATE YOU STOP BRO.

posted 7 months ago

When will the West treat our pro players like Asia does?

posted 7 months ago

Got diffed but his ego is too big to admit that.

posted 7 months ago

Why alot of chileans put "deus" in their nick, this shit is so ego bro i just can't respect that, even in CS they do that aswell.

posted 7 months ago

Who could guess, learn boys if a woman betrays another man for you its only a matter of time until she does the same with you.

posted 7 months ago

Alexander the Great without a doubt.

posted 7 months ago

You're very clearly biased

posted 7 months ago

Watch VCT next year, we will see who is better.

Also if you guys wants to talk shit let me talk shit too,Cortezia and Xenom will mop the floor with pancada and tuyz.

Your LOUD will be the worst BR team next year.

posted 7 months ago

Ok guys Xenom is the worst player in the League MIBR will be the 12th next year, i say X and you guys understand Y holy fuck you guys are stupid.

You guys can say whatever shit you want i don't care, if MIBR be good next year is by some miracle not because they have good players.

posted 7 months ago

Yes i am biased to say that our top 1 stats player from tier 2 is not better than fucking LZZ,V1C AND MELSER.

I could say that he is even better than khalil but i am respecting that he did not play at tier 1 yet, but saying that he is below LZZ,v1c and Melser is just 0 ball knowledge

posted 7 months ago

KRU Melser
C9 v1c
2G lzz

Above Xenom is crazy.

posted 7 months ago

Mad disrespect with Xenom.

posted 7 months ago

Ta um pouco atrasado

posted 7 months ago

This is such a cool tournament, nice job riot.

I want to see Cortezia and Xenom in the stage please MIBR do not send NZR and Aspas, i want to see the kids.

posted 7 months ago

Never.

posted 7 months ago

I watched and supported LEV this whole year, cheering for Cortezia and Artzin will not be harder than watching tex and c0m split 1.

posted 7 months ago

Irmão tu viu ontem as queue que tava caindo Xenom,Aspas,Artzin e Cortezia?

Era lobby com 10 pro e o artzin tava jogando com todos os bonecos do jogo e tava amassando todo jogo, tipo era papo de desequilibrar o lobby mesmo e o cortezia seguia ele na tabela.

Se esse time fosse Aspas e amigos eu não estaria hypando o time mas pqp eu reconheço os talentos nesses 5 e ninguem tem noção do quão grande essa line pode ser.

Simplesmente é a melhor line do mundo que ninguem ta hypando.

posted 7 months ago

I could put my hands in the fire for this line but i wouldn't for LEV 2024.

I trust my eyes, when i see greatness i recognize it, i can't wait for the next year.

posted 7 months ago

Nah bro you don't get it, if these 5 plays at their 100% there is no team in the world that can beat them.

posted 7 months ago

The more I watch Artzin,Cortezia and Xenom i realize that even the brazilians don't get it how stacked this team is.

Artzin is playing every agent in the game and he is dropping 25-30 every single game, even against Aspas and Xenom he did this shit, yesterday the queue these guys were getting was like 10 pro players of brazil + Aspas and Xenom in the other team and even with that they were destroying those lobbies.

The only way i see this roster failing is if their coach was someone like Goked but that will not happen, they have fucking Frod as HC.

MIBR will be the greatest BR team valorant has ever seen.

posted 7 months ago

he is not "xenomzin" anymore he is only xenom now.

"zin" is commonly used when someone is small, children use that a lot.

posted 7 months ago

The smokes GOAT of 2025 is live.

https://www.twitch.tv/xenomzin/

posted 7 months ago

The man who dreams with woot every single night, i know who you are you don't need to use an alt.

Having Woot as an idol is pitiful

posted 8 months ago

MIBR foi a melhor escolha possível pra ele e tu vai entender isso ano que vem.

posted 8 months ago

You have no idea how stacked this team is, i really hope the first game of kick offs will be LEV x MIBR, you have no idea what is about to hit you guys.

posted 8 months ago

Vamo falar a verdade?

Se for analisar oq o frod falou sobre ele e o less principalmente o Less alias, eles são os maiores culpados da loud nunca ter um master ate hoje.

Aquele master tokyo esta nas mãos do less e do saadhak, Frod sobre o Less "Kids will be kids" mlk pediu a cabeça do melhor coach do mundo pra dps sair do time, eu acho é pouco uma porra dessa.

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posted 8 months ago

Basically bleed was not paying their players so riot just kicked them out of franchise, Sacy retired so there is no reason for Aspas to play with him.

And Aspas on MIBR choosed who he will play with Frod made the team together with him, the final line is this Aspas,Nzr,Cortezia,Artzin,Xenom.

posted 8 months ago

Good to see you again, I can't wait for LEV x MIBR next year.

Nzr and Aspas will show LEV how wrong they are.

posted 8 months ago

They say that he is the reason why LOUD was destroyed.

posted 8 months ago

They are saying on twitter that they feel sorry for KC because of Saadhak "They don't realize that he is a trojan horse"

I just can't with these guys bro.

posted 8 months ago

Lakia = c0m

Even the stats are almost the same.

posted 8 months ago

2 years being the worst team in VCT Americas, leakers says you will get kicked out of franchise you should listen to the Smartest_Fan and keep those 5 mid players because they don't deserve tier 2 while being the worst team in the entire VCT.

</3

posted 8 months ago

Easy 2x0 KC.

Saadhak will own EMEA next year.

posted 8 months ago

I want to watch this, they said its gonna be hype asf, i see KC as the future of Esports.

posted 8 months ago

Aguarde.

posted 8 months ago
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